《My Name Is》歌词

[00:00:00] My Name Is (我的名字是) - Grandmastaz

[00:00:02] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:00:05] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:00:07] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:00:10] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:00:12] Ahem excuse me

[00:00:17] Can I have the attention of the class

[00:00:20] For one second

[00:00:22] Eminem

[00:00:23] Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah )

[00:00:27] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh )

[00:00:30] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah )

[00:00:32] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is (Huh )

[00:00:35] My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight

[00:00:38] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm )

[00:00:41] And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "

[00:00:43] Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "

[00:00:46] Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:00:49] Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:00:51] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

[00:00:53] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[00:00:57] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

[00:00:59] Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

[00:01:02] C'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog )

[00:01:05] I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off

[00:01:08] Chorus

[00:01:08] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:01:11] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:01:13] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:01:16] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:01:18] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:01:22] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:01:24] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:01:27] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:01:29] Eminem

[00:01:30] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

[00:01:32] Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

[00:01:34] I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

[00:01:39] Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

[00:01:43] Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

[00:01:46] Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

[00:01:48] In a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "

[00:01:52] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[00:01:54] I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do (Damn )

[00:01:57] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[00:02:00] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you )

[00:02:03] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

[00:02:05] And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh )

[00:02:08] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

[00:02:11] (Dude can I get your autograph )

[00:02:13] So I signed it: 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE '

[00:02:15] Chorus

[00:02:15] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:02:17] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:02:19] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:02:23] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:02:25] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:02:28] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:02:31] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:02:33] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:02:35] Eminem

[00:02:36] Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him )

[00:02:39] Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

[00:02:41] I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (F**k that )

[00:02:44] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

[00:02:46] (Huh yup ) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide

[00:02:49] I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead)

[00:02:53] All my life I was very deprived

[00:02:55] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

[00:02:58] (Whoops ) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

[00:03:01] I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)

[00:03:03] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

[00:03:06] HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH )

[00:03:09] YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH )

[00:03:11] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[00:03:12] Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG )

[00:03:15] I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh )

[00:03:16] And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah )

[00:03:18] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

[00:03:20] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:03:23] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:03:25] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:03:29] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:03:31] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who )

[00:03:34] My name is scratches Slim Shady

[00:03:36] Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what )

[00:03:40] My name is scratches Slim Shady