《Take The Long Way Home》歌词

[00:00:00] Take The Long Way Home - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:24] Did you ever read voltaire's candide

[00:00:26] He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed

[00:00:28] Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase

[00:00:30] Make it up as you go Keyser Soze

[00:00:32] Highlights yes but don't underline 'em

[00:00:34] Just live for now like Gloria Steinem

[00:00:37] Life is like Marion Barry

[00:00:38] It's not all that it's cracked up to be

[00:00:40] Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes

[00:00:42] Find the meaning of life is there is none

[00:00:45] It's twenty four hours when you call it a day

[00:00:47] Be Frank and say I did my way

[00:00:49] Don't give a flying nun no don't give a gidget

[00:00:51] Just have more fun than a well oiled midget

[00:00:52] If life were picture perfect you could frame it

[00:00:54] But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it

[00:00:57] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone

[00:01:05] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home

[00:01:29] All born equal unless you're canadian

[00:01:31] Then halfway through decay like uranium

[00:01:34] You define what's death defying

[00:01:35] Get the most out of life or at the least die trying

[00:01:37] Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train

[00:01:39] Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane

[00:01:41] Have really good times doing really bad things

[00:01:44] 'Cause the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings

[00:01:46] Like Elton John with his candle in the wind

[00:01:48] It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him

[00:01:50] But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper

[00:01:52] Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker

[00:01:54] Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'

[00:01:56] Don't expect a bright light no just curtains

[00:01:58] Life is like a penis most people don't know it

[00:02:00] But most people suck so they usually blow it

[00:02:02] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone

[00:02:10] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home

[00:02:39] Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone

[00:02:47] Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home