《副作用之喊出嚟》歌词

[00:00:00] 副作用之喊出嚟 - 洪卓立 (Ken Hung)/达哥 (turing)

[00:00:00] 词：James Mathus

[00:00:00] 曲：James Mathus

[00:00:06] 达哥:人类发问往往都系想

[00:00:10] 人答心入面嘅答案

[00:00:11] 你老细问你今晚有无野做

[00:00:14] 可唔可以OT呀

[00:00:15] 你应该答无野做

[00:00:16] 都唔OT呀吹咩

[00:00:19] 女友问你喇

[00:00:20] 今晚不如食日本野丫

[00:00:22] 你应该答好㖞

[00:00:23] 不过你煮呀

[00:00:25] 唔系出去食

[00:00:26] 点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀

[00:00:28] 呢个道理系我12岁

[00:00:31] 看破红尘悟出既大道理

[00:00:33] 洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫

[00:00:38] 楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道

[00:00:43] 新闻报导维持台风信号

[00:00:47] 频道转几只小狗扑电兔

[00:00:52] 同事说绿茶可送药

[00:00:56] 化学界发明血液流著

[00:01:01] 光天化日谋财的策略

[00:01:06] 杜指正在跳跃

[00:01:10] 还未吃掉坟场来的菜

[00:01:14] 留在雪柜内继续期待

[00:01:19] 我走向露台愈看愈呆

[00:01:23] 谁话祷告便有爱

[00:01:28] 男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情

[00:01:32] 难道我不著衫可脱颖

[00:01:37] 多么有用成年人的冷静

[00:01:41] 离席了若然没有事情

[00:01:46] 随便播著填词人的痛

[00:01:50] 门合上眼合上别言重

[00:01:55] 副歌太类同愈听愈蒙

[00:02:00] 各位继续闹哄哄

[00:02:04] 达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦

[00:02:06] 老师即刻黑口黑面系到

[00:02:09] 问点解唔记得左做功课呀

[00:02:11] 你无写手册架咩

[00:02:13] 我心谂点咩解呀大佬

[00:02:16] 唔记得左重点咩解呀

[00:02:18] 大笨象点解去打仗

[00:02:20] 打完仗重要食辣椒酱

[00:02:23] 小皮球点解会系香蕉油呀

[00:02:25] 个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩

[00:02:28] 点解小明小明小小明下一句

[00:02:30] 系上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀

[00:02:33] 小明关火车咩事呀点解

[00:02:36] 依个世界上好多野都无得解架

[00:02:39] 洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重

[00:02:44] 疲倦了成全我别移动

[00:02:49] 终止发育余生发梦

[00:02:53] 各位继续闹哄哄

[00:02:57] 达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦

[00:03:00] 我拣左ㅡ个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案

[00:03:04] Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩

[00:03:07] 结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过

[00:03:10] 然后放我走喇