《Me And My Monkey》歌词

[00:00:00] Me And My Monkey - InstaHit Crew

[00:00:32] There was me and my monkey

[00:00:36] And with his dungarees

[00:00:38] And roller blades smoking filter tips

[00:00:40] Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet

[00:00:47] He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face

[00:00:54] He said 'Son you ever been to Vegas ' I said 'no'

[00:00:57] He said 'that's where we're gonna go

[00:00:59] You need a change of pace'

[00:01:04] And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs

[00:01:10] He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo'

[00:01:13] And proceeded to take two grand of mine

[00:01:20] We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel

[00:01:27] Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well

[00:01:35] He looked in the passenger seat of my car

[00:01:37] And with a smile he said

[00:01:42] 'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir

[00:01:45] Then we've got a monkey bed '

[00:01:51] Me and my monkey

[00:01:54] With a dream and a gun

[00:01:59] I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone

[00:02:06] Me and my monkey

[00:02:08] Like Butch and the Sundance Kid

[00:02:14] Trying to understand why he did what he did

[00:02:18] Why he did what he did

[00:02:22] We got the elevator I hit the 33rd floor

[00:02:28] We had a room up top with the panoramic views

[00:02:30] Like nothing you'd ever seen before

[00:02:37] He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke

[00:02:43] He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages

[00:02:46] Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke

[00:02:53] Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door

[00:03:00] In walked this big bad a** baboon into my bedroom

[00:03:03] With three monkey whores

[00:03:08] 'Hi My name is Sunshine - these are my girls

[00:03:15] Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah

[00:03:18] They'll rock your world'

[00:03:24] So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun

[00:03:31] Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium

[00:03:39] There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine

[00:03:45] 'What's up You'd better get your a** in here boy

[00:03:48] Your monkey's having too much of a good

[00:03:51] Time '

[00:03:55] Me and my monkey

[00:03:57] Drove in search of the sun

[00:04:02] Me and my monkey

[00:04:05] Don't point that gun at anyone

[00:04:10] Me and my monkey

[00:04:13] Like Billy The Kid

[00:04:18] Trying to understand why he did what he did

[00:04:22] Why he did what he did

[00:04:25] Got tickets to see Sheena Easton the monkey was high

[00:04:33] Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died

[00:04:41] We left before encores he couldn't sit still

[00:04:49] Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill

[00:04:57] We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three

[00:05:04] Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me

[00:05:12] Or was it my monkey I couldn't be sure

[00:05:19] It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades

[00:05:21] And dungarees before

[00:05:28] Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run

[00:05:35] That's a bad a** monkey boy and he's packing a gun

[00:05:43] 'My name is Rodriguez' he says with death in his eye

[00:05:50] 'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos

[00:05:53] And now your monkey's gonna die '

[00:05:59] Me and my monkey

[00:06:00] Drove in search of the sun

[00:06:06] Me and my monkey

[00:06:09] We don't wanna kill no mexican

[00:06:12] But we've got ten itchy fingers

[00:06:17] And one thing to declare

[00:06:21] When the monkey is high

[00:06:24] You do not stare you do not stare

[00:06:35] You do not stare

[00:06:45] We've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy

[00:06:48] Huh

[00:06:48] And I ain't about to run

[00:06:52] Put your gun down boy

[00:06:54] Huh huh

[00:06:56] How did I get mixed up with this f**king monkey anyhow