《Transistor Radio》歌词

[00:00:00] Transistor Radio - Benny Hill

[00:00:03] My baby's got a transistor radio

[00:00:05] She takes it everywhere we go

[00:00:08] She takes it when we go out a-walking

[00:00:11] Even to a movie show

[00:00:13] Well now

[00:00:13] Just last night

[00:00:14] In the pale moonlight

[00:00:16] I asked her for a kiss

[00:00:18] But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love

[00:00:21] All that I could hear was this

[00:00:23] Last night I held a little hand

[00:00:26] It made my poor heart sing

[00:00:29] It was the sweetest hand I'd held

[00:00:31] Four aces and a king

[00:00:33] Ga-ba-ga-ba-hey-ho

[00:00:37] I went round to the house where my baby lives

[00:00:39] To ask her for a date

[00:00:42] There I was

[00:00:43] Walking up the garden path

[00:00:44] Round about half past eight

[00:00:47] When I heard a sound

[00:00:48] Made my poor heart pound

[00:00:49] It stopped me in my stride

[00:00:52] I seemed to hear the voice of another guy

[00:00:55] Coming from inside

[00:00:58] I wonder if you're lonesome tonight

[00:01:01] But don't wanna call

[00:01:04] Maybe that's 'cause you're eleven feet tall

[00:01:09] And all the world's a stage

[00:01:10] I have often heard that said

[00:01:14] But I don't have a wooden heart

[00:01:16] I have a wooden head

[00:01:19] I'd like to take her transistor radio

[00:01:21] And throw it in the deep blue sea

[00:01:25] I'm so jealous of her transistor radio

[00:01:27] 'Cause it takes her mind off me

[00:01:29] I said Oh baby please be mine

[00:01:32] I want you for my own

[00:01:35] Tell me is your love for somebody else'

[00:01:37] Or is it for me alone'

[00:01:40] It's also for Ngia Gooki of British Honduras

[00:01:44] Umbongo Appledory of New Guinea

[00:01:46] And Fred Glockenlocker of British Hartle pool

[00:01:50] I swore to her that I would be always true

[00:01:53] And love her all the while

[00:01:55] And on that oh so happy day in may

[00:01:58] I took her down the aisle

[00:02:00] Now do you take this man to be your loving husband

[00:02:03] The preacher softly said

[00:02:05] But he never heard you say I do

[00:02:08] Cause this is what he heard instead

[00:02:11] Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah

[00:02:14] Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah

[00:02:16] You told me you were just eighteen on the telephone

[00:02:21] I thought that you meant eighteen years

[00:02:23] But you meant eighteen stone

[00:02:26] Big fat mama

[00:02:29] We went to spend our honey

[00:02:31] Moon down on the Island of Capri

[00:02:34] I found ourselves a very small hotel

[00:02:36] As quiet as could be

[00:02:39] But when I got up to our room upon our wedding night

[00:02:44] This is the sound that reached my ears

[00:02:47] As I switched out the light

[00:02:50] Darling'

[00:02:51] Ere where's the radio'

[00:02:54] Music he wants