《Hoedown》歌词

[00:00:00] Hoedown - Special Ed

[00:00:17] Yo I know you know a ho

[00:00:18] You might know a few

[00:00:19] This jam is about two

[00:00:21] Skeezy sleazy peasy low down

[00:00:24] Hoedown

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[00:00:34] Lucy I remember Lucy

[00:00:35] With the big fat juicy

[00:00:36] Watermelons comin out the grocery store

[00:00:38] Saw her comin out of the door

[00:00:40] I said Miss can I help you with this

[00:00:42] Please don't diss I just wanna kiss

[00:00:44] She said Of course kissed with force

[00:00:46] Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse

[00:00:48] I said Excuse me please don't bruise me

[00:00:51] Please don't tease or skeeze or use me

[00:00:53] I'm not like that I'm not kinky

[00:00:55] Would you please remove your pinky

[00:00:57] From my rear

[00:00:58] Can't you hear

[00:00:59] What's the matter

[00:01:00] Get your hands off your bladder

[00:01:01] We're standin outside on a crowded block

[00:01:03] I felt her hands goin down on my sock

[00:01:05] It said Polo she was so low down

[00:01:08] I coulda swore her knees was on the ground

[00:01:10] I said Damn Ma'am get on your feet

[00:01:12] Be on your way cause you can't have my meat

[00:01:14] Her eyes started waterin so I brought her

[00:01:16] In the store to buy some more

[00:01:18] Tissue I said Good-bye I'm gonna miss you

[00:01:20] She said No I said Yo ho ho-ho merry Christmas

[00:01:26] This must be a gift have you ever imagined that if

[00:01:29] You was a manget and a girl was a metal filing

[00:01:32] Would they all come piling

[00:01:33] On your body growin like hair yeah

[00:01:36] Well just think of me as there

[00:01:37] Didn't need a girl had plans for the day

[00:01:39] Wanted to step but she wanted me to stay

[00:01:42] You could say she was disturbing my peace

[00:01:44] So I called the police

[00:01:46] Cause yo

[00:01:46] This ho was low down

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[00:02:03] I was coolin on the ave it was a regular day

[00:02:05] Lookin for a girlie cause I wanted to play

[00:02:07] Saw a girl as I examined her back

[00:02:09] Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple Big Mac

[00:02:11] As she turned around I had a look at the grill

[00:02:13] I said 'nah chill'

[00:02:15] I turned around I was about to jet off

[00:02:17] When I took a step and bumped into something soft

[00:02:20] It was a girl she was the sweetest thing

[00:02:22] Yes indeed she was a meal she was fit for a king

[00:02:24] I was scopin but hopin and hopin to rope in

[00:02:26] My desire was up and my resistance was slopin

[00:02:28] She said Excuse me but I was wrong

[00:02:30] Maybe I came on a little bit too strong

[00:02:32] I couldn't talk I couldn't even think

[00:02:34] I said Well can I make it up can I buy your a drink

[00:02:37] She gave a nod to show her acception

[00:02:39] To my pleasure but with one suggestion

[00:02:41] Yo to be alone was the suggestion she had

[00:02:43] Which was even better so we went to her pad

[00:02:45] I brought the wine that you call rose

[00:02:47] We snuggled up in the couch yes we got cosy

[00:02:49] She put the glass to her lip and then she took a sip and

[00:02:52] Tried to get up but she was slippin and trippin

[00:02:54] Did a double summersault the girlie was flippin

[00:02:56] Took a step back took out the hair clip and

[00:02:58] Unbuttoned her blouse yes the girlie was strippin

[00:03:00] Put her hands on my pants the zipper was zippin

[00:03:02] Laid me down on the couch sat down on my hip and

[00:03:04] Straddled up and then she took a dip and

[00:03:06] The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip and

[00:03:09] I called her name out loud I said Jodie oh

[00:03:11] I said You must be down with the rodeo

[00:03:13] The way you ride it might sound silly

[00:03:15] But you're ridin up and down like Bronco Billy

[00:03:17] Time went by the sex had stopped

[00:03:19] I looked around I saw Jodie just dropped

[00:03:21] What was the matter yes the girl was in shock

[00:03:23] She said Special Ed I think it was your

[00:03:26] But never mind I be fine just chill

[00:03:27] I said

[00:03:28] That's what you get for playin Buffalo Bill

[00:03:30] In a minute the girl recuperated

[00:03:32] Gave her some soup for strength and she ate it

[00:03:34] I then waited till she finished some soup

[00:03:35] And then I said

[00:03:36] Get the hell out good lookin out troop

[00:03:39] Cause yo

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