《Cosmik Debris》歌词

[00:00:00] Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:06] The mystery man came over

[00:00:09] And he said "I'm outta sight "

[00:00:12] He said for a nominal service charge

[00:00:15] I could reach nirvana tonight

[00:00:19] If I was ready willing and able

[00:00:22] To pay him his regular fee

[00:00:25] He would drop all the rest of

[00:00:27] His pressing affairs and devote

[00:00:29] His attention to me

[00:00:30] But I said "Look here brother

[00:00:36] Who you jiving with that cosmik debris

[00:00:38] Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris

[00:00:44] Look here brother don't waste your time on me"

[00:00:57] The mystery man got nervous

[00:01:00] And he fidget around a bit

[00:01:03] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe

[00:01:06] And he whipped out a shaving kit

[00:01:09] Now I thought it was a razor

[00:01:12] And a can of foaming goo

[00:01:15] But he told me right then when the top popped open

[00:01:18] There was nothin' his box won't do

[00:01:21] With the oil of Aphrodite and the dust of the Grand Wazoo

[00:01:27] He said "You might not believe this little fella

[00:01:30] But it'll cure your asthma too"

[00:01:33] And I said "Look here brother

[00:01:39] Who you jiving with that cosmik debris

[00:01:41] Now what kind of a guru are you anyway

[00:01:47] Look here brother don't waste your time on me"

[00:01:56] (Don't waste your time)

[00:02:39] "I've got troubles of my own" I said

[00:02:42] "And you can't help me out

[00:02:44] So take your meditations and your preparations

[00:02:48] And ram it up your snout "

[00:02:51] "But I got the crystal ball" he said

[00:02:55] And held it to the ligh

[00:02:57] So I snatched it all away from him

[00:03:01] And I showed him how to do it right

[00:03:05] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

[00:03:07] So I looked like I was deep

[00:03:09] I said some mumbo-jumbo then

[00:03:13] I told him he was going to sleep

[00:03:16] I robbed his rings and pocketwatch

[00:03:18] And everything else I found

[00:03:22] I had that sucker hypnotized

[00:03:24] He couldn't even make a sound

[00:03:27] I proceeded to tell him his future then

[00:03:31] As long as he was hanging around

[00:03:32] I said "The price of meat has just gone up

[00:03:37] And your old lady has just gone down "

[00:03:40] And I said "Look here brother-who you

[00:03:45] Jiving with that cosmik debris

[00:03:47] Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho

[00:03:52] Don't you know you could make more money as a butcher

[00:03:56] So don't waste your time on me"

[00:04:00] Don't waste it don't waste your time on me

[00:04:06] (Shanti)