《《混世魔王程咬金》第49回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 上回书说道

[00:00:02] 李元霸和裴元庆打赌

[00:00:05] 三锤分胜负

[00:00:07] 这是一节惠三节

[00:00:10] 李元霸先砸裴元庆

[00:00:13] 四柄锤头相碰

[00:00:15] 跟打铁力一样

[00:00:17] 两匹马各自塔塔到退两三不

[00:00:23] 秦叔宝在一旁观阵

[00:00:25] 他跟徐茂公说

[00:00:27] 要论力气

[00:00:29] 裴元庆

[00:00:31] 不至于输给李元霸

[00:00:33] 可是裴元庆这匹马软了点

[00:00:37] 你看

[00:00:39] 李元霸这匹马只退了两步

[00:00:42] 哎呀

[00:00:43] 这怎么办

[00:00:44] 着急没用

[00:00:46] 李元霸一看一锤没把裴元庆砸趴下

[00:00:50] 他乐了

[00:00:51] 哎呀啊

[00:00:53] 怪不得啊

[00:00:55] 白点儿哥哥敢跟我对锤

[00:00:58] 你真不含糊啊

[00:01:00] 我说

[00:01:01] 白人哥哥

[00:01:03] 我可要打啊第二锤了

[00:01:05] 他又晃动双锤

[00:01:08] 呜呜砸起来

[00:01:11] 谭元庆也晃动双锤

[00:01:14] 还由下往上一都塔

[00:01:18] 锤砸

[00:01:19] 锤石打石镇的两匹马倒退几步

[00:01:25] 晕

[00:01:28] 李元霸一看乐了

[00:01:29] 哎呀

[00:01:30] 小白脸哥哥

[00:01:32] 这锤怎么样

[00:01:33] 裴元庆说

[00:01:35] 不怎么样呀

[00:01:38] 李元霸

[00:01:38] 你别看那样长得闷得呼的

[00:01:41] 说话像在罐子里一样

[00:01:43] 他有心眼儿啊

[00:01:45] 哎呀

[00:01:46] 要干呢

[00:01:48] 今天我要砸啊

[00:01:49] 不趴下

[00:01:50] 培元清

[00:01:53] 这人可就丢大了

[00:01:56] 怎么办

[00:01:57] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:01:57] 使我的绝活想的着

[00:02:01] 李元霸战马倒退几步

[00:02:04] 双锤一举

[00:02:06] 一股当冲了上来

[00:02:09] 照着裴元庆

[00:02:11] 无就是两锤

[00:02:14] 按说这两锤该收招学詹玛朵出来

[00:02:18] 哪知道他紧跟着呜呜又一锤

[00:02:22] 就是一招砸三锤

[00:02:26] 这是裴元庆没想到的

[00:02:29] 没想到李元霸会来这手啊

[00:02:32] 他也举亮银锤节垂耳轮中听着当当三响未上当人都顶住了

[00:02:41] 这匹马不行了

[00:02:43] 腿一软

[00:02:44] 枯秋趴在地上

[00:02:47] 随君一看

[00:02:48] 高声喊

[00:02:49] 俏荣

[00:02:50] 蒙大将军把小白脸za 趴下了

[00:02:54] 咱赢喽

[00:02:57] 李元霸一了

[00:02:58] 哎呀

[00:02:59] 小白脸

[00:03:00] 你吃亏了

[00:03:02] 裴元庆有苦难言

[00:03:04] 一提思将战马起泪

[00:03:07] 落荒而跑

[00:03:09] 他一走

[00:03:11] 吃巴国的东西不可就乱了

[00:03:14] 谁能抵住李元霸呀

[00:03:16] 纷纷带走在说程咬金

[00:03:20] 他在队伍前边儿

[00:03:22] 正在关镇李元霸三锤疾走

[00:03:27] 裴元庆锤当当

[00:03:29] 一想18 国军队一乱

[00:03:32] 程咬金胯下这匹马受惊了

[00:03:36] 程咬金这匹马好久没上阵了

[00:03:40] 没经过这儿啊

[00:03:42] 溪流声抱叫驮着程咬金

[00:03:45] 落荒而走怎么了

[00:03:47] 一思江也带不住

[00:03:50] 程咬金一想

[00:03:51] 啊

[00:03:51] 走就走吧

[00:03:53] 我这皇上也当够了

[00:03:57] 在瓦刚山成天往上边儿一坐

[00:04:00] 装大瓣蒜

[00:04:02] 跟八哥学舌一样

[00:04:04] 教我说什么说什么

[00:04:06] 说错了大伙儿看着我

[00:04:08] 这皇上回后宫吗

[00:04:11] 我这娘娘还管着我

[00:04:12] 逼着我看书

[00:04:14] 一看书我就脑袋疼

[00:04:16] 教我写字

[00:04:17] 现在到四平山往中军帐一做

[00:04:22] 我都闷死了

[00:04:23] 干脆我溜达溜达

[00:04:25] 就这样

[00:04:26] 这匹马也不知道跑了多长时间

[00:04:29] 你这么说吧

[00:04:30] 整走了多半天

[00:04:34] 突然前边儿有一座城池

[00:04:38] 哎呀

[00:04:38] 这个地方非常热闹

[00:04:40] 关乡啊

[00:04:41] 人来人往

[00:04:43] 车水马龙

[00:04:44] 这城外都这么热闹

[00:04:46] 城里更热闹了

[00:04:48] 这什么地方

[00:04:49] 好大一座城池

[00:04:52] 城门顶的上方有字他不认识

[00:04:55] 行了我呀

[00:04:57] 打听打听吧

[00:04:58] 他正在琢磨

[00:05:00] 旁边有个老头儿

[00:05:02] 程咬金甩镫下了马a

[00:05:05] 老人家

[00:05:06] 前边儿这座城池是什么地方啊

[00:05:11] 老人抬头一看

[00:05:13] 又吓了一跳

[00:05:15] 程咬金这脸就够15 个人看吧

[00:05:19] La 乐的在看待穿戴

[00:05:22] 头戴冲天冠

[00:05:24] 身穿赭黄袍

[00:05:25] 一横吧

[00:05:27] 保玉带足蹬无忧

[00:05:29] 吕画下这匹马花了呼哨的得胜钩鸟船挂着一杆八卦开山斧

[00:05:36] 这斧子二根吧

[00:05:38] La 车轱辘一样

[00:05:40] 这什么人呢

[00:05:41] 好威风啊

[00:05:42] 看穿装打扮不是一般唱戏的

[00:05:46] 不像哪有这样唱戏的啊

[00:05:49] 起码的壮士

[00:05:50] 我看你气宇不凡穿戴奇特

[00:05:56] 请问你是干什么的呀

[00:05:59] 老陈一听

[00:06:01] 大嘴咧乐了

[00:06:02] 哈哈哈

[00:06:04] 老人家

[00:06:05] 你真有眼力啊

[00:06:06] 跟你说实话

[00:06:07] 我非是别人

[00:06:09] 我乃瓦刚山大魔国

[00:06:11] 混世魔王大德天子施酒国都蒙主

[00:06:16] 我叫程咬金呢

[00:06:19] 只因昏君杨广下扬州

[00:06:21] 我带人马在四平山劫煞他

[00:06:24] 不料李元霸锤震18 国

[00:06:28] 三垂径走

[00:06:30] 裴元庆我国兵败

[00:06:33] 慌乱之中迷路至此

[00:06:35] 老人家

[00:06:36] 前边儿是什么地方啊

[00:06:38] 老头一听差点趴下

[00:06:40] 我的妈呀

[00:06:42] 我说怎么穿这身衣服跟唱戏的黄上差不多

[00:06:45] 闹了半天是大魔国的模头来了

[00:06:49] 又听说四坪山结扎

[00:06:51] 杨广没想到这昏君命还不小

[00:06:54] 又让李元霸给救了

[00:06:56] 摘着昏君多活两天

[00:06:59] 老头儿跪下了

[00:07:01] 哎呀

[00:07:03] 闹了半天

[00:07:03] 是万岁爷到了

[00:07:05] 万岁

[00:07:06] 爷爷

[00:07:06] 我给你磕头了

[00:07:08] 你说多有意思

[00:07:10] 这个老头是隋朝的百姓

[00:07:13] 他给大魔国的模头哥头

[00:07:16] 老程就糊涂了

[00:07:17] 哦

[00:07:18] 大概这地方也归我管

[00:07:20] 老人家先别磕头

[00:07:22] 甲峰不了就不错了

[00:07:25] 万岁您福大命大

[00:07:27] 造化大驾崩不了

[00:07:30] 您不是问前边儿这座城是什么地方吗

[00:07:33] 告诉您

[00:07:34] 这座城乃是扬州城啊啊喔啊

[00:07:45] 老诚心想

[00:07:46] 我怎么到扬州了

[00:07:47] 扬州是大隋朝管

[00:07:49] 那

[00:07:50] 那杨广为看琼花不就是到这儿来吗

[00:07:55] 怎么办

[00:07:57] 我得回去

[00:07:59] 不

[00:08:00] 既然到这儿

[00:08:01] 先进城看看再说

[00:08:05] 阳光为了下扬州看琼花

[00:08:07] 路地走

[00:08:09] 他嫌不安全

[00:08:11] 挖了一条河

[00:08:13] 那么我来到城外

[00:08:15] 不费劲就可以进去看看

[00:08:17] 甭管他

[00:08:18] 先进城看看这奇花异草在说

[00:08:23] 哦

[00:08:24] 老人家

[00:08:25] 谢谢你

[00:08:26] 咱后会有期

[00:08:27] 我进城看虫花去了迈

[00:08:31] 万岁爷

[00:08:32] 您不能去啊

[00:08:33] 这是隋朝天下

[00:08:35] 管他呢

[00:08:37] 程咬金犯浑打马进城来到城里四下一看

[00:08:41] 天色黄昏

[00:08:43] 城里三街六市依然非常热闹

[00:08:46] 人们看见程咬金都用好奇的目光看着

[00:08:49] 多新鲜呢

[00:08:51] 有几个穿这身衣服

[00:08:53] 老陈走了一阵子

[00:08:55] 觉得身体疲乏

[00:08:57] 肚子也饿了

[00:08:58] 是啊

[00:08:59] 一天没吃饭了

[00:09:01] 先找个客店住

[00:09:03] 先弄桌酒席吃了再说

[00:09:06] 他专着大饭店

[00:09:10] 路旁

[00:09:11] 五间门脸

[00:09:12] 楼上楼下

[00:09:14] 他跳下马

[00:09:15] 往店门前一站

[00:09:17] 啊

[00:09:18] 他这一嗓子把伙计们吓趴下

[00:09:21] 来来来来

[00:09:22] 哎呦耶耶耶

[00:09:25] 伙计

[00:09:26] 吓一跳

[00:09:27] 哦

[00:09:27] 唱戏的来了a

[00:09:30] 您住店吗

[00:09:31] 哦

[00:09:32] 有干净地方没有

[00:09:34] You

[00:09:35] 咱这是扬州最有名的大饭店

[00:09:39] 好把吗

[00:09:41] 给我好好喂喂哦

[00:09:43] 把这斧子给我扛着

[00:09:45] 送屋里去

[00:09:47] 找个跨院摆上三桌酒席啊

[00:09:51] 一给您找个干净跨院不南

[00:09:55] 这不是吹啊

[00:09:56] 扬州城就数我们电大

[00:09:59] 您摆三桌酒席

[00:10:01] 您要请客呀

[00:10:03] 不就我一个人请什么客呀

[00:10:06] 就你一个人吃三桌

[00:10:10] 你丫甭废话

[00:10:12] 我有的是钱

[00:10:14] 教你白几桌就白几桌

[00:10:17] 伙计心想你有钱

[00:10:20] 摆十桌也给你百

[00:10:21] 你吃不了

[00:10:23] 我不跟着过年

[00:10:24] 骂爷里边

[00:10:26] 请伙计给程咬金牵着

[00:10:28] 马季了电

[00:10:29] 把他领到西跨院

[00:10:31] 把马给它拴上未上

[00:10:33] 又来到屋里

[00:10:34] 沏好茶

[00:10:35] 打过洗脸水

[00:10:38] 爷

[00:10:39] 您看这不合适吗

[00:10:40] 嗯

[00:10:41] 不错不错

[00:10:42] 伙计

[00:10:43] 你百奇去吧

[00:10:44] 好嘞

[00:10:44] 您等着

[00:10:46] 程咬金摘选冲天冠敬晶面

[00:10:50] 把龙袍脱下来

[00:10:52] 稍微凉快凉快

[00:10:55] 在说伙计离开跨院

[00:10:58] 去给老程百席

[00:11:00] 他到了院外

[00:11:01] 正看掌柜的在那溜达

[00:11:03] 凑到近前

[00:11:05] 掌柜的

[00:11:05] 你过来

[00:11:06] 过来

[00:11:06] 我跟你说个事儿

[00:11:07] 什么事儿

[00:11:09] 方才来了一位

[00:11:11] 他穿的挺有意思

[00:11:12] 跟唱戏的黄上差不多奇

[00:11:15] 揉大吗

[00:11:15] 挂着斧子

[00:11:17] 一进院就喊要三桌

[00:11:19] 你说有意思不

[00:11:21] 嗯

[00:11:21] 嗯

[00:11:23] 掌柜一听

[00:11:24] 心想什么什么

[00:11:26] 穿带跟唱戏的差不多

[00:11:28] 吃三桌

[00:11:30] 他是吃一杠二眼观三啊啊

[00:11:32] 他是这么说的

[00:11:34] 哎呀

[00:11:35] 那是皇上来了

[00:11:37] 是什么

[00:11:38] 你甭管

[00:11:39] 我想想

[00:11:41] 掌柜地琢磨我

[00:11:43] 师哥跟我说

[00:11:45] 当今天子要到扬州看琼花

[00:11:48] 莫非皇上来了不能啊

[00:11:51] 皇上来了也不能一个人

[00:11:52] 那更不能住我这小店儿

[00:11:56] 不是为皇上准备好了将都供啊

[00:12:00] 怎么回事儿呢

[00:12:01] 哦

[00:12:02] 系里呀

[00:12:04] 经常唱

[00:12:05] 万岁爷独身私访着

[00:12:09] 是这么回事儿

[00:12:10] 这个机会我不能错过

[00:12:13] 得报告我施歌曲

[00:12:15] 我利保假头公想到这儿

[00:12:19] 说着我

[00:12:21] 这可是了不得的人啊

[00:12:24] 你给准备着

[00:12:26] 要几桌黑几桌

[00:12:27] 不许难为他是的

[00:12:29] 掌柜的吩咐完了

[00:12:31] 急忙出店房

[00:12:32] 直奔江都宫

[00:12:35] 这掌柜的是什么人呢

[00:12:37] 他诗歌又是谁啊

[00:12:39] 这掌柜的不是别人呢

[00:12:42] 正是看花大陈王世充的师弟名叫段da

[00:12:49] 段答出了电房

[00:12:51] 一路小跑来到江都宫们慰问他

[00:12:55] 断掌贵点

[00:12:57] 你来找王大人吧

[00:12:58] 有什么事儿几未快到里边儿禀报

[00:13:02] 你家大人就说我有急事见他好了

[00:13:06] 不一会儿

[00:13:07] 王世充迎了出来

[00:13:09] 看见盾da 笑了笑

[00:13:11] 施力啊

[00:13:13] 你不在客栈

[00:13:14] 赵阳

[00:13:15] 又何时来到江都宫

[00:13:18] 段da 拉着王世充走到无人之处

[00:13:23] 就把店里来了这么人的经过说了一遍

[00:13:29] 王世充听得大吃一惊

[00:13:32] 哎呀

[00:13:32] 师弟

[00:13:33] 你赶快回去

[00:13:35] 我把扬州的文武官员叫来

[00:13:37] 共商此事好了

[00:13:40] 段da 回建房在说

[00:13:41] 王世充打发走了他的诗的段da

[00:13:44] 急忙来到琼花观

[00:13:47] 去见他的老师张金波

[00:13:50] 把方才是情一说

[00:13:54] 恩师啊

[00:13:55] 是不是万岁来了

[00:13:58] 张金波想了想

[00:14:00] 晃晃脑袋

[00:14:01] 不对

[00:14:01] 屎虫啊

[00:14:03] 今天这事儿

[00:14:04] 嘿嘿

[00:14:05] 真有意思

[00:14:06] 万岁下扬州

[00:14:09] 早有旨意到

[00:14:11] 他就是来也不能一个人

[00:14:14] 那得带折文武大臣

[00:14:17] 太监宫女

[00:14:19] 决不能一个人来

[00:14:22] 那么这个穿着龙袍的人能是谁

[00:14:27] 哦

[00:14:28] 我听说了

[00:14:29] 大魔国飞守程咬金

[00:14:31] 带折18 国军兵围困四平山

[00:14:34] 劫煞万岁

[00:14:35] 被永往大将军李元霸一顿

[00:14:40] We da

[00:14:41] 都给打散了

[00:14:43] 那就是18 国的反王勿走到扬州能使程咬金不能

[00:14:52] 瓦刚山的势力最强

[00:14:54] 不定是哪国的

[00:14:55] 不管哪国

[00:14:57] 我们要是能抓住

[00:14:59] 可是立大功啊

[00:15:03] 王世松说

[00:15:04] 老师啊

[00:15:07] 嗯

[00:15:07] 你说的对

[00:15:08] 不是万岁

[00:15:09] 要是万岁

[00:15:10] 还得渔文化及天宝将宇文成都靠山王野到啊

[00:15:15] 那就是程咬金不走

[00:15:17] 扬州也不准

[00:15:20] 不管是水准是反贼施虫

[00:15:24] 女命人把扬州文官武将找来

[00:15:27] 不管他是真黄上还是假万岁

[00:15:30] 就拿他当万岁

[00:15:32] 杨晋江都宫先稳住他

[00:15:36] 在做到底是

[00:15:38] 就这样

[00:15:38] 王世充急忙出了琼花

[00:15:41] 观命人把文武群臣找来

[00:15:44] 如此这般一说

[00:15:45] 大家都觉得奇怪

[00:15:48] 王是聪明人

[00:15:50] 鸣金开道

[00:15:52] 带领文武官员到万达的店铺去框

[00:15:58] 程咬金在说程咬金

[00:16:00] 住进客栈

[00:16:01] 他整饿坏了

[00:16:03] 好几顿没吃饭了

[00:16:05] 要了三桌酒席

[00:16:07] 正在那儿甩开腮帮子颠开大牙

[00:16:11] 连吃带喝

[00:16:12] 就听外面va

[00:16:14] 咣咣咣咣咣

[00:16:16] 嗯a ke 耶

[00:16:20] 外边怎么这么热闹啊

[00:16:22] 呃

[00:16:23] 不知道

[00:16:24] 看着去a

[00:16:26] 他出去张望

[00:16:27] 不会回来了

[00:16:29] 就在这阵

[00:16:29] 王世充带领几位官员走进来

[00:16:33] 看看程咬金

[00:16:34] 吓了一跳

[00:16:35] 哎呀

[00:16:37] 这人可太威风

[00:16:38] 太吓人了

[00:16:40] 甭管这事

[00:16:41] 武将啊

[00:16:43] 还是我师傅高明

[00:16:45] 先把他稳住

[00:16:46] 如果伸手抓

[00:16:48] 恐怕不定死多少人呢

[00:16:51] 你说王世充这小子多不是东西

[00:16:55] 羊羔跪乳

[00:16:56] 扑通跪下了

[00:16:58] 哎呀

[00:16:58] 我主万岁

[00:16:59] 臣等接驾来迟

[00:17:01] 请万岁恕罪

[00:17:03] 请万岁移驾江都宫

[00:17:07] 程咬金听了哈哈一笑

[00:17:10] 啊啊啊啊

[00:17:13] 众爱卿

[00:17:14] 朕独自下扬州

[00:17:16] 尔等何罪之有

[00:17:17] 免礼平身

[00:17:20] 谢万岁

[00:17:22] 王世充等人谢A 1 B

[00:17:24] 两旁站立

[00:17:27] 王世聪糊涂了

[00:17:30] A

[00:17:32] 这番话说的对呀

[00:17:34] 难道真是隋朝的天子

[00:17:39] 再说程咬金

[00:17:40] 用眼睛看看周围

[00:17:41] 这人心Xia

[00:17:43] 你们又磕头又谢恩的

[00:17:46] 是拿我当真皇帝了呢

[00:17:49] 还是框我进

[00:17:50] 什么将都供

[00:17:52] 把我框进去

[00:17:54] 好抓我呀

[00:17:55] 哈哈

[00:17:57] 你们想错了

[00:17:58] 也不看看我老成是干什么嘀

[00:18:01] 你们来接我

[00:18:02] 我还不能不去

[00:18:04] 反正不去我也跑不了

[00:18:08] 先享受享受再说

[00:18:10] 想在这说众爱卿

[00:18:13] 朕因为这扬州看琼花

[00:18:16] 专门命人挖边和并排靠山

[00:18:20] 王爷和北平王户价钱来

[00:18:24] 没想到瓦刚山大魔国的程咬金带领18 国人马在四平山吉日煞羽刃勇猛大将军李渊吧

[00:18:34] 勇冠三军锤震18 国

[00:18:38] 三锤击走培元清嗯镇

[00:18:43] 一高兴勒马不住就跑

[00:18:46] 扬州来了

[00:18:48] 诸位

[00:18:48] 我是看琼花的

[00:18:50] 琼花开得怎么样啊

[00:18:52] 王世充赶紧说

[00:18:55] 阿琼

[00:18:56] 花盛开情万岁

[00:18:59] 玉兰好奇佳啊

[00:19:03] 这就在这

[00:19:06] 张金波赶来了

[00:19:08] 为什么

[00:19:09] 他叫王世充去叫扬州的文武官员

[00:19:14] 他这得收拾收拾啊

[00:19:16] 这个家伙没安好心

[00:19:18] 他是叫隋炀帝观琼花

[00:19:21] 也是为了刺王杀驾

[00:19:23] 将来把王世充当皇上

[00:19:27] 张金波到着

[00:19:29] 急忙跪倒磕头

[00:19:31] 臣参见万岁

[00:19:35] 啊

[00:19:36] 程咬金心的话

[00:19:37] 怎么又来一位啊

[00:19:39] 嗯

[00:19:40] 下跪着

[00:19:40] 何人长面上来

[00:19:43] 臣遵旨

[00:19:46] 陈九、张金波

[00:19:48] 那位是王世充喔

[00:19:54] 嗯

[00:19:54] 张金波也好

[00:19:56] 王世充也好呃

[00:20:00] 我先看看

[00:20:01] 琼花在说

[00:20:04] 就这句话

[00:20:05] 张金波、王世充全明白了

[00:20:09] Hay 露馅儿啊

[00:20:11] 这是假的

[00:20:12] 能是谁呢

[00:20:14] 先把他弄走在说

[00:20:17] 请万岁起佳好

[00:20:20] 两个人站起来往外走

[00:20:23] 程咬金来的时候是起码儿来

[00:20:25] 这回啊

[00:20:26] 嘣骑马了

[00:20:27] 有人抬着

[00:20:29] 一路上前呼后拥

[00:20:31] 直奔琼花观

[00:20:33] 来到琼花

[00:20:34] 观看花的人早已等候门前接驾

[00:20:39] 老城被抬进去

[00:20:41] 到了琼花观才下了

[00:20:43] 叫有人在里边安排好座位

[00:20:47] 张金波、王世充左右相陪

[00:20:52] 有人线上查查吧

[00:20:54] 歌展张金波说

[00:20:56] 万岁啊

[00:20:57] 您看

[00:20:58] 内科就是琼花

[00:21:02] 老城

[00:21:03] 顺着手指方向一看

[00:21:05] You 有一棵开满大白花的树

[00:21:10] 花儿怒放

[00:21:12] 美艳无比

[00:21:13] 比起的牡丹、芍药等花儿奇特百倍

[00:21:18] 虽然老城是粗人呢

[00:21:21] 爱美之心人皆有之啊

[00:21:25] 他一看花这么漂亮

[00:21:28] 哈哈大笑

[00:21:29] 好

[00:21:31] 太好了

[00:21:33] 老程想杨广恩小瑞

[00:21:35] 你未看琼花派人挖汴河害了多少人命

[00:21:39] 又在四平山遭劫杀

[00:21:41] 差点丢了性命

[00:21:43] 哪像程爷爷有人伺候着

[00:21:46] 四平八稳在这看琼花

[00:21:49] 他一高兴

[00:21:50] 顺嘴溜出去了

[00:21:52] 嗯

[00:21:53] 看来俺老程时有福啊

[00:21:55] 啊张金波

[00:21:57] 王世充一听就明白了

[00:21:59] 这正是反贼诚扰君