《Numbers》歌词

[00:00:10] I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine

[00:00:18] When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind

[00:00:25] Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine

[00:00:32] On a scale of one to ten

[00:00:35] I'd give her a nine

[00:00:40] Now on my scale there ain't no ten's

[00:00:48] You know nine is about as far as any chick can go

[00:00:54] So I flashed her a smile

[00:00:57] But she didn't even look at me

[00:01:02] So for brains and good judgement

[00:01:05] I'd give her a three

[00:01:09] I said Hey sweet thing

[00:01:12] You look like a possible eight

[00:01:17] You and me could uh make eighteen

[00:01:20] If your head's on straight

[00:01:25] She looked up and down my perfect frame

[00:01:30] And said these words that

[00:01:34] Burned into my perfect brain

[00:01:39] She said well

[00:01:40] Another one of those macho matician men

[00:01:47] Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten

[00:01:54] And you give me an eight well

[00:01:56] That's a generous thing to do

[00:02:02] Now let's just see just how much I give you

[00:02:13] She said you coming on to me

[00:02:15] With that phony numbers jive

[00:02:20] Your style makes me smile

[00:02:23] I give it a five

[00:02:28] When you walked up I noticed that suit of yores

[00:02:35] It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs

[00:02:37] Give it a four

[00:02:40] That must be your car parked out on the curb

[00:02:50] That sixty nine homemade convertible

[00:02:53] A three and a third

[00:02:57] Now as for your build

[00:03:00] I guess yore less than five

[00:03:05] Except for your pot belly

[00:03:07] I'd give that a ten for size

[00:03:12] That wine you're pouring might be fine to you

[00:03:20] But I'm used to fine champagne

[00:03:23] I give it a two

[00:03:27] It's hard to tell

[00:03:29] What your flashing smile is worth

[00:03:35] I give it a six

[00:03:37] You could use some dental work

[00:03:42] But It's your strutting rooster act

[00:03:45] That really makes me laugh

[00:03:50] It may be a ten to these country hens

[00:03:54] But to me a three and a half

[00:03:57] And there really ain't much to add

[00:04:01] Once the subtractin's done

[00:04:05] Since there ain't no zeroes

[00:04:07] I give you a one

[00:04:13] She walked out while up and down the line

[00:04:20] The whole bar was laughing

[00:04:22] Said Bare what happened to your nine

[00:04:28] Nine says I

[00:04:30] Hell soon as she started to talk I knew

[00:04:35] She didn't have no class

[00:04:37] I barely gave her a two

[00:04:43] Yeah No matter how good they look at first

[00:04:46] There's flaws in all of them

[00:04:50] That's why on a scale of ten to one friend

[00:04:55] There ain't no ten