《Babysitting Is A Bum Deal》歌词

[00:00:00] Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:00:00] Here is a tale of a baby sitting job
[00:00:06] The baby is something of a snob
[00:00:10] Oh go f*ck yourselves
[00:00:12] So listen very closely and you'll find
[00:00:18] That what they say is not the same as what's
[00:00:24] On their mind
[00:00:30] Aren't you a cute little boy
[00:00:34] Look at that melon shaped head
[00:00:37] Having you here is a joy
[00:00:41] And in an hour you'll be dead
[00:00:44] Sit on my knee
[00:00:46] Please don't go poo
[00:00:48] Nice place to be
[00:00:49] This one's for you
[00:00:51] Baby sitting is a bum deal
[00:01:01] Why don't we watch Will and Grace
[00:01:05] Jesus do I need a smoke
[00:01:08] Jack puts a smile on my face
[00:01:11] Oh what a surprise a gay joke
[00:01:15] I like your house
[00:01:17] The ceiling has cracks
[00:01:18] I like your blouse
[00:01:20] Miss T J Maxx
[00:01:22] Baby sitting is a bum deal
[00:01:28] And so they sat as time went by
[00:01:32] As slowly as time could go
[00:01:35] The baby glared and softly cursed
[00:01:39] 'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes
[00:01:41] And her hair made her look like a hoe
[00:01:46] Time for your bottle my sweet
[00:01:49] This little brat smells like piss
[00:01:53] Always a succulent treat
[00:01:56] While I suck that you suck this
[00:02:00] Aren't you a sight
[00:02:01] Look at him drool
[00:02:03] You're a delight
[00:02:05] Damn you you fool
[00:02:06] Baby sitting is a bum deal
[00:02:13] The diaper change was quite a job
[00:02:16] The grossest I've ever seen
[00:02:20] The baby smiled and took a breath
[00:02:23] And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked
[00:02:26] Something like Matthew Modine
[00:02:30] Someday you might meet a girl
[00:02:34] Yeah she's gonna be your right hand
[00:02:37] Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
[00:02:41] Darling I'd rather f*ck sand
[00:02:44] Have a good night
[00:02:46] You little creep
[00:02:47] Have a good night
[00:02:49] Die in your sleep
[00:02:51] Baby sitting is a bum deal
[00:02:58] Baby sitting is a bum deal
[00:03:12] So you see you got a really messed up kid here
[00:03:15] I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late
[00:03:17] Gutter snipe
[00:03:18] Freak
[00:03:20] I'm out of here
[00:03:21] Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff
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