《Babysitting Is A Bum Deal》歌词

[00:00:00] Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)

[00:00:00] Here is a tale of a baby sitting job

[00:00:06] The baby is something of a snob

[00:00:10] Oh go f*ck yourselves

[00:00:12] So listen very closely and you'll find

[00:00:18] That what they say is not the same as what's

[00:00:24] On their mind

[00:00:30] Aren't you a cute little boy

[00:00:34] Look at that melon shaped head

[00:00:37] Having you here is a joy

[00:00:41] And in an hour you'll be dead

[00:00:44] Sit on my knee

[00:00:46] Please don't go poo

[00:00:48] Nice place to be

[00:00:49] This one's for you

[00:00:51] Baby sitting is a bum deal

[00:01:01] Why don't we watch Will and Grace

[00:01:05] Jesus do I need a smoke

[00:01:08] Jack puts a smile on my face

[00:01:11] Oh what a surprise a gay joke

[00:01:15] I like your house

[00:01:17] The ceiling has cracks

[00:01:18] I like your blouse

[00:01:20] Miss T J Maxx

[00:01:22] Baby sitting is a bum deal

[00:01:28] And so they sat as time went by

[00:01:32] As slowly as time could go

[00:01:35] The baby glared and softly cursed

[00:01:39] 'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes

[00:01:41] And her hair made her look like a hoe

[00:01:46] Time for your bottle my sweet

[00:01:49] This little brat smells like piss

[00:01:53] Always a succulent treat

[00:01:56] While I suck that you suck this

[00:02:00] Aren't you a sight

[00:02:01] Look at him drool

[00:02:03] You're a delight

[00:02:05] Damn you you fool

[00:02:06] Baby sitting is a bum deal

[00:02:13] The diaper change was quite a job

[00:02:16] The grossest I've ever seen

[00:02:20] The baby smiled and took a breath

[00:02:23] And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked

[00:02:26] Something like Matthew Modine

[00:02:30] Someday you might meet a girl

[00:02:34] Yeah she's gonna be your right hand

[00:02:37] Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

[00:02:41] Darling I'd rather f*ck sand

[00:02:44] Have a good night

[00:02:46] You little creep

[00:02:47] Have a good night

[00:02:49] Die in your sleep

[00:02:51] Baby sitting is a bum deal

[00:02:58] Baby sitting is a bum deal

[00:03:12] So you see you got a really messed up kid here

[00:03:15] I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late

[00:03:17] Gutter snipe

[00:03:18] Freak

[00:03:20] I'm out of here

[00:03:21] Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff