《The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

[00:00:00] The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:01:06] The illinois enema bandit

[00:01:10] I heard he's on the loose

[00:01:15] I heard he's on the loose

[00:01:23] Lord the pitiful screams

[00:01:26] Of all them college-educated women

[00:01:29] He'd just be tyin' 'em up

[00:01:32] They'd be all bound down

[00:01:35] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:01:39] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:01:42] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:01:45] The illinois bandit juice

[00:01:48] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:01:52] The illinois bandit juice

[00:01:55] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:01:58] The illinois bandit juice

[00:02:02] The illinois enema bandit

[00:02:06] I heard it on the news

[00:02:11] I heard it on the news

[00:02:19] Bloomington illinoishe has caused some alarm

[00:02:26] Just sneakin' around there

[00:02:29] From farm to farm

[00:02:32] Got a rubberized bag

[00:02:35] And a horse on his arm

[00:02:37] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump

[00:02:40] That he just might wanna pump

[00:02:44] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump

[00:02:46] That he just might wanna pump

[00:02:50] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump

[00:02:52] That he just might wanna pump

[00:06:39] The illinois enema bandit

[00:06:44] Some day he'll have to pay

[00:06:48] Some day he'll have to pay

[00:06:56] The police will say you're under arrest

[00:07:02] And the judge would have him for a special guest

[00:07:08] The da will order a secret test

[00:07:14] And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest

[00:07:20] Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks

[00:07:25] And the judge would say no poo-poo jokes

[00:07:32] Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see

[00:07:37] Sayin' don't nobody have no sympathy

[00:07:45] Hot soapy water in the first degree

[00:07:50] And the bandit might say why is everybody always pickin' on me

[00:07:55] Well did you cause this misery

[00:08:01] Well did you cause this misery

[00:08:07] Well did you cause this misery

[00:08:14] One girl shout let the bandit be

[00:08:19] Bandit are you guilty bandit are you guilty

[00:08:22] Tell me what's your plea

[00:08:26] Another girl shout let the fiend go free

[00:08:31] Are you guilty bandid did you do these deeds

[00:08:37] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:08:44] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:08:50] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:08:56] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:09:01] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:09:07] The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

[00:09:13] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:09:19] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:09:25] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:09:30] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:09:36] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

[00:09:40] The illinois bandit juice

[00:09:43] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:09:45] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:09:48] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:09:51] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:09:54] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:09:57] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:00] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:03] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:06] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:09] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:11] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:14] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:17] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:20] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:23] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:26] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:28] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:31] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:34] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:10:38] The illinois enema bandit juice

[00:10:40] Just be pumpin'