《Questionnaire》歌词

[00:00:00] Questionnaire - The Rutles

[00:00:12] Hey mister man in the street excuse me

[00:00:19] Do you have a few moments to spare oh yeah

[00:00:26] Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything

[00:00:28] You wouldn't want I'm just a questionnaire

[00:00:34] Tell me what you think about this low fat diet shampoo

[00:00:41] Do you think it's crunchy half crunchy or not crunchy at all

[00:00:47] Put a tick in the appropriate box there's nothing to it

[00:00:54] Yes no don't know I don't care

[00:00:58] I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire

[00:01:05] Please mister man in the street believe me

[00:01:09] Believe me

[00:01:11] I'm only doing my job and I need to know oh

[00:01:18] Everything about you take it easy all you gotta do

[00:01:22] Is answer 'yes' or 'no'

[00:01:26] Tell me what you think about the

[00:01:28] Devil and the deep blue sea

[00:01:32] Do you think there's one true

[00:01:34] God a false God or no God at all

[00:01:38] No God at all

[00:01:40] Put a tick in the appropriate box there's nothing to it

[00:01:46] Yes no don't know I don't care

[00:01:49] I'm only a questionnaire

[00:01:54] Yes no don't know I don't care

[00:01:58] I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire

[00:02:21] Now can you tell me what you think

[00:02:24] About how easy it can be to buy a gun

[00:02:30] Do you think it's 'crazy' 'half crazy' or 'not crazy' at all

[00:02:36] Put a tick in the appropriate box