《笑死朕》歌词

[00:00:00] 笑死朕 - 陈奕迅 (Eason Chan)
[00:00:08] 词:陈咏谦
[00:00:17] 曲:Jerald
[00:00:26] 若是未习惯计数算数
[00:00:28] 放弃饰演祖冲之
[00:00:29] 在中文科李白都有讲
[00:00:32] 自古天生有用不要慌
[00:00:36] 尚有一线希望
[00:00:40] 然后明白
[00:00:41] 地上没别个似我说笑
[00:00:42] 说到差利都开声
[00:00:43] 问我索取秘方
[00:00:47] 祟拜我的杀伤力
[00:00:51] 只可以讲
[00:00:52] 无厘头原为寻求和平
[00:00:53] 无聊学叙述另类行为习性
[00:00:55] 怎么你眼泪喷
[00:00:57] 肚麻痹脱牙骹
[00:00:59] 皆因我暗地里
[00:01:01] 按住你笑穴
[00:01:03] 邀请你接下句
[00:01:05] 当回礼当复仇
[00:01:07] 可惜你却没有
[00:01:08] 发现我笑穴
[00:01:31] 活着就是痛哄哄骗骗
[00:01:32] 骗了三餐加一宿
[00:01:33] 白手兴家你在讲废话
[00:01:37] 另一边厢我在讲笑话
[00:01:41] 两者一决高下
[00:01:44] 还未谈及
[00:01:45] 电视在直播某个政客
[00:01:47] 说了整整七分钟
[00:01:48] 闷到我熄了他
[00:01:52] 来个笑话笑死朕
[00:01:55] 不可以吗
[00:01:56] 耶和华民望日日落后
[00:01:58] 如来佛避忌就话投陈奕迅
[00:02:00] 怎么你眼泪喷
[00:02:02] 肚麻痹脱牙骹
[00:02:04] 皆因我暗地里
[00:02:06] 按住你笑穴
[00:02:07] 邀请你接下句
[00:02:09] 当回礼当复仇
[00:02:11] 可惜你却没有
[00:02:13] 发现我笑穴
[00:02:15] Eric kwok
[00:02:18] 拜托开个玩笑
[00:02:20] 令人觉得好笑
[00:02:22] Jerald chan
[00:02:25] 你说得太烂了没人笑
[00:02:30] 怎么你眼泪喷
[00:02:31] 肚麻痹脱牙骹
[00:02:33] 皆因我暗地里
[00:02:35] 按住你笑穴
[00:02:37] 邀请你接下句
[00:02:39] 当回礼当复仇
[00:02:41] 可惜你却没有
[00:02:43] 发现我笑穴
[00:02:44] 好想笑终于我开窍
[00:02:52] 不可勉强别人
[00:02:55] 只得我有办法
[00:02:57] 按住我笑穴
[00:02:59] 怎么你肚麻痹
[00:03:01] 脱牙骹眼泪喷
[00:03:03] 皆因我暗地里
[00:03:05] 按住你笑穴
[00:03:06] 邀请你接下句
[00:03:08] 当回礼当复仇
[00:03:10] 可惜你却没有
[00:03:12] 发现我笑穴
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