《第474集_你们行我也行》歌词

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[00:00:01] 第474 集
[00:00:05] 你们行
[00:00:06] 我也行
[00:00:11] 这里虽然没有什么大型高级灵兽
[00:00:14] 但一般的血、吐血、鸡血、羊什么的还是有的
[00:00:18] 苗不通
[00:00:19] 真的不敢相信
[00:00:20] 居然会有一位九品王座
[00:00:22] 守着这么多吃的
[00:00:24] 能将自己饿死过去
[00:00:27] 待到证实此事之后
[00:00:29] 苗不通也只有感叹天下之大无奇不有了
[00:00:34] 看看这个家伙
[00:00:35] 已经饿得没了力气
[00:00:38] 苗普通小心翼翼地从石头后面露出个头来
[00:00:43] 喂
[00:00:44] 你咋不吃饭呢
[00:00:46] 你傻呀
[00:00:48] 谈谈
[00:00:49] 正饿得头昏眼花
[00:00:51] 一听这句话
[00:00:52] 真是气不打一处来
[00:00:53] 有气无力的骂道
[00:00:56] 你才傻
[00:00:57] 妈的
[00:00:58] 要是有饭老子能不吃啊
[00:01:01] 你以为老子跟你一样脑残啊
[00:01:05] 说完才睁开眼睛
[00:01:06] 顿时大怒
[00:01:08] 哇呀呀的一声叫
[00:01:10] 原来是你混蛋
[00:01:14] 苗不通缩了缩脖子
[00:01:16] 越来越觉得这个家伙实在太有趣儿了
[00:01:19] 饿得腿都软了
[00:01:21] 居然还敢向自己乏味啊
[00:01:25] 我不还你能咋的
[00:01:28] 苗不通
[00:01:28] 哼了哼
[00:01:30] 见到这家伙竟然没有扑过来
[00:01:32] 心中大定
[00:01:35] 还我东西
[00:01:36] 那是我的东西
[00:01:37] 你干嘛不还
[00:01:40] 苗不通
[00:01:40] 索性将全身都从石头后面露出来
[00:01:43] 坐在石头上
[00:01:44] 翘起二郎腿
[00:01:45] 一晃一晃的
[00:01:48] 是啊
[00:01:50] 在你怀里的时候
[00:01:51] 他是你的
[00:01:52] 可是到了我的怀里
[00:01:55] 那就变成了我的啦
[00:01:57] 他气不死人的斜着眼看着谈谈
[00:02:02] 你说这些东西是你的
[00:02:04] 你有什么证据啊
[00:02:05] 你叫他一声
[00:02:06] 他能答应我就还给你
[00:02:09] 谈谈
[00:02:10] 几乎要气疯了
[00:02:12] 混账
[00:02:13] 这些都是死物
[00:02:15] 怎么能答应啊
[00:02:16] 你以为他们跟你一样会喘气儿会放屁呀
[00:02:21] 那就不能证明是你的啦
[00:02:23] 苗不通哈哈大笑
[00:02:25] 拿出包袱晃了晃
[00:02:26] 又塞进了怀里
[00:02:28] 谈谈大怒
[00:02:29] 猛地站起身来
[00:02:31] 刷的一声
[00:02:32] 竟然闪电一般扑了过来
[00:02:35] 但苗不通
[00:02:36] 却是神偷轨道的真传
[00:02:38] 身法之轻灵
[00:02:39] 那是没话说
[00:02:41] 谈谈如今饿成这样
[00:02:42] 元气大损
[00:02:44] 哪能追得上他呀
[00:02:46] 苗不通身子一旋
[00:02:47] 已经在十几丈之外嘿嘿直笑
[00:02:51] 傻子
[00:02:52] 只要你跪下来向苗爷爷磕上三个响头
[00:02:55] 说三声我错啦
[00:02:57] 我就将这包裹还给你
[00:03:01] 放你娘的屁
[00:03:03] 老子一辈子从不下跪
[00:03:06] 谈谈愤怒之际
[00:03:08] 极度的愤怒
[00:03:09] 让谈谈仰天长啸
[00:03:11] 想不到我身为天下第一美男子
[00:03:15] 英俊潇洒
[00:03:15] 玉树临风
[00:03:16] 竟然在这极北荒原遭受到宵小之辱
[00:03:21] 啥
[00:03:23] 苗不通
[00:03:24] 猛地一个跟头摔倒在地
[00:03:26] 随后从雪地上抬起头来
[00:03:29] 不可置信的看着谈谈
[00:03:30] 内容丑陋到极点
[00:03:32] 可以说是一无是处的尊容
[00:03:35] 他结结巴巴的
[00:03:38] 你
[00:03:40] 第第一美男子
[00:03:42] 英俊潇洒
[00:03:43] 玉树临风
[00:03:46] 咋的
[00:03:47] 难道唐代牙不美骂
[00:03:50] 谈到美丑的问题
[00:03:52] 谭大爷连饥饿都忘了
[00:03:55] 饥饿事儿小
[00:03:56] 但名声最重
[00:03:58] 这美男子的称呼谁敢给我剥夺了去
[00:04:04] 苗柏通笑得呼天抢地
[00:04:06] 几乎连眼泪都笑出来了
[00:04:08] 这么个丑八怪
[00:04:10] 居然敢说自己自己最美
[00:04:12] 天下第一美男子
[00:04:15] 哈哈
[00:04:16] 这他妈简直搞笑到了一一定地步啊
[00:04:21] 随即瞄不通就愣住了
[00:04:25] 你姓什么
[00:04:27] 谭大爷
[00:04:28] 什么谭大爷啊
[00:04:31] 苗不同
[00:04:31] 想起来似乎褚老大的师弟就叫谈谈
[00:04:36] 而且这性格也很自恋很臭美吗
[00:04:40] 在一起的时候
[00:04:42] 曾经无数次听说过这个大名啊
[00:04:44] 那简直可以说是如雷贯耳啊
[00:04:48] 如今
[00:04:48] 一听对面这个极度丑陋而又极度自恋的家伙说自己姓谭苗不通
[00:04:55] 不由得感觉有些不妙了
[00:04:58] 自己不会是遇到老大的师弟了吧
[00:05:04] 本大爷行不更名坐不改姓
[00:05:07] 姓谈名谈
[00:05:08] 传说中英俊潇洒天下第一帅的谈谈就是我呀
[00:05:12] 我就是传说中英俊潇洒天下第一帅的谈谈
[00:05:17] 谈谈直起了脖子
[00:05:18] 大吼一声
[00:05:20] 说起这句话
[00:05:21] 居然是中气十足
[00:05:23] 红光满面
[00:05:25] 他一点儿也不像一个饿了三天的人呐
[00:05:31] 果然是你啊
[00:05:33] 苗不通吓了一跳
[00:05:35] 顿时感觉坐蜡了
[00:05:38] 我靠
[00:05:39] 果然是老大的师弟啊
[00:05:42] 这可怎么办呢
[00:05:45] 苗不通挠挠脑袋
[00:05:46] 哭丧着脸又说一句
[00:05:49] 原来是你啊
[00:05:52] 你认得我
[00:05:54] 这次轮到谈谈
[00:05:55] 惊起了
[00:05:57] 你也听说过我英俊潇洒的大名
[00:05:59] 骂他摇头晃脑
[00:06:01] 突然一阵得意
[00:06:03] 哥
[00:06:04] 果然是个传说啊
[00:06:05] 连这等极品荒原的野人也听说过我的大名啊
[00:06:10] 苗不通是哭笑不得啊
[00:06:14] 你的英俊潇洒我是直接没听说过
[00:06:17] 可你的超级自恋和厚颜无耻
[00:06:20] 那我确的确确早就已经久仰大名了
[00:06:25] 楚阳是你师兄
[00:06:29] 苗不通摸着自己鼻子
[00:06:31] 凄凄哀哀地问道
[00:06:34] 那当然
[00:06:35] 我的师兄就是楚阳吗
[00:06:37] 虽然他只比我差了一点
[00:06:39] 不过也算是天下第二帅啦
[00:06:43] 谈谈哼了哼
[00:06:44] 仰着脖子
[00:06:46] 这真是
[00:06:48] 误会误会
[00:06:50] 苗不通一脸热情
[00:06:51] 哈哈大笑的跑过来
[00:06:53] 原来
[00:06:54] 原来咱们是一家人吗
[00:06:55] 哈哈
[00:06:56] 一家人
[00:06:59] 把饽饽钱给我
[00:07:01] 谈谈现在饿得看着苗不同跑过来
[00:07:04] 居然出现了重影
[00:07:06] 毫不领情
[00:07:08] 包袱还不能给
[00:07:10] 先跟我去吃饭
[00:07:12] 苗不同
[00:07:13] 陪着笑
[00:07:14] 我跟你师兄那可是结拜兄弟啊
[00:07:17] 哎
[00:07:17] 你知道不
[00:07:20] 你不给我包袱
[00:07:21] 我咋吃饭呢
[00:07:23] 谈谈
[00:07:23] 趴在地上摆摆头先给我对苗不通说的话根本就没听进耳朵里
[00:07:31] 苗不通又好气又好笑
[00:07:34] 褚老大这个师弟真是个守财奴啊
[00:07:37] 标准都到了这种时候
[00:07:39] 居然还在想着包袱里面的宝贝啊
[00:07:43] 我既然这么说了
[00:07:44] 难道我还能不给你啊
[00:07:46] 你先吃顿饭你会死啊
[00:07:51] 听你所听
[00:07:53] 想你所想
[00:07:55] 畅享听吧
[00:08:03] 就在这时
[00:08:04] 一个声音响起来
[00:08:08] 哎
[00:08:09] 你们两个怎么会凑在一起啊
[00:08:12] 一条黑影闪电一般落在当地
[00:08:15] 楚阳终于来了
[00:08:17] 老大师兄
[00:08:20] 两人同时叫起来
[00:08:23] 老大
[00:08:24] 这是个误会
[00:08:26] 聊不通
[00:08:26] 不由得有些尴尬
[00:08:29] 祝杨师兄这个混蛋抢了我的包袱
[00:08:32] 还想要饿死我
[00:08:34] 饿死我呀饿死我
[00:08:39] 谈谈
[00:08:39] 放声大哭
[00:08:40] 委屈至极
[00:08:42] 两个人争着扑上来
[00:08:44] 半途谈谈就将苗梧桐撞了出去
[00:08:47] 还扒了一下
[00:08:50] 老大不是这样
[00:08:51] 你
[00:08:52] 你这师弟太不讲理了
[00:08:54] 苗不通也是满怀委屈
[00:08:57] 他一上来就不分青红皂白揍了我一顿
[00:09:01] 那你也不能偷我东西啊
[00:09:03] 不就揍你一顿骂
[00:09:05] 谈谈
[00:09:06] 委屈地吼道
[00:09:07] 随后心中一酸
[00:09:09] 我这三天我的英俊潇洒的脸都饿瘦了
[00:09:14] 师兄你瞅瞅我这我这丑成啥样了我
[00:09:19] 楚阳顿时哭笑不得
[00:09:22] 好吧好吧
[00:09:24] 一个一个来慢慢说
[00:09:25] 不就是个误会嘛
[00:09:27] 今天啊
[00:09:29] 我我就当个仲裁者吧
[00:09:32] 楚阳举起手来
[00:09:34] 包袱呢
[00:09:35] 先拿过来
[00:09:37] 谈谈一把将包裹抢过去
[00:09:39] 以迅雷不及掩耳之势打开
[00:09:41] 然后抓了一颗五级内河
[00:09:43] 一口就塞进了嘴巴里头
[00:09:45] 连嚼都没嚼
[00:09:46] 脖子一伸
[00:09:47] 直接吞进了肚子
[00:09:49] 然后又拿出一颗脖子
[00:09:51] 一伸
[00:09:52] 第三颗
[00:09:54] 第四颗
[00:09:54] 第五颗
[00:09:57] 在他吃第一颗的时候
[00:09:59] 正要说话解释的苗不通已经吓得张大了嘴巴
[00:10:02] 瞪圆了眼睛
[00:10:04] 濂冲口而出的解释也一下子忘得干干净净
[00:10:09] 难怪不吃饭呐
[00:10:11] 他他把这个东西当饭吃啊
[00:10:16] 苗不同
[00:10:16] 只觉得自己的脑袋一阵混沌
[00:10:19] 哪有人这么吃灵兽内核的
[00:10:22] 从古到今从来没听说过呀
[00:10:24] 简直是他妈奇迹呀
[00:10:28] 苗不通
[00:10:29] 并没注意到
[00:10:30] 再谈谈吞下第四颗内核的时候
[00:10:33] 楚阳本来微笑的脸也震惊的变了颜色
[00:10:37] 等到谈谈吞下第五颗
[00:10:40] 楚阳的嘴巴也不知不觉地张大了
[00:10:43] 一张脸也变成了死灰色
[00:10:47] 这才几天呐
[00:10:49] 怎么谈谈的饭量又长了
[00:10:51] 我靠
[00:10:51] 还是一次性提到了五颗呀
[00:10:55] 那一颗二十万一囤五颗一百万一天就是300万
[00:11:02] 楚阳呻吟了一声
[00:11:04] 以谈谈饭量的这种恐怖的增长速度
[00:11:08] 看样子没多久就能突破一顿十颗呀
[00:11:12] 那可就是一天600万
[00:11:15] 若是再提升一级
[00:11:17] 五级的满足不了
[00:11:19] 他需要六级七级的呢
[00:11:22] 还让不让人活了我
[00:11:26] 楚阳这么一想
[00:11:27] 顿时就天旋地转
[00:11:29] 心中哀嚎
[00:11:30] 啊
[00:11:31] 师傅
[00:11:32] 您倒是一走了之
[00:11:33] 落得轻松快活
[00:11:35] 可你给我留下这么一个吃货
[00:11:37] 我我就算是九劫剑主
[00:11:40] 可我我倾家荡产我也管不够他吃饭呢
[00:11:46] 那边儿
[00:11:47] 谈谈已经在往嘴里头塞第六颗了
[00:11:52] 这几天是饿坏了
[00:11:54] 谈谈
[00:11:54] 感觉到自己怎么吃也吃不饱了
[00:11:58] 看到第六颗下肚
[00:12:00] 处于做两眼翻白
[00:12:03] 到第七颗下肚
[00:12:04] 处于做浑身颤抖
[00:12:06] 想死的心都有了
[00:12:08] 看到谈谈
[00:12:09] 又拿起第八颗
[00:12:11] 处于做心中
[00:12:12] 那声哀嚎终于从嘴里头爆发出来
[00:12:16] 师父
[00:12:18] 您老人家可害死我啦
[00:12:24] 不仅处于左吓坏了
[00:12:26] 崩溃了
[00:12:27] 苗不通早就已经见鬼一般的崩溃了
[00:12:33] 谈谈的嘴巴里头实时的打个饱嗝
[00:12:36] 又将第八课放了回去
[00:12:38] 抚着肚子坐在地上
[00:12:40] 伸着腿儿
[00:12:40] 无限的惬意
[00:12:44] 真爽啊
[00:12:46] 这顿饱饭吃的就是爽
[00:12:51] 楚阳狠狠的揉着自己的太阳穴
[00:12:54] 觉得自己的头疼得要爆炸了
[00:12:58] 从来没有想到自己这一辈子居然会为了吃饭发愁
[00:13:04] 做梦也想不到自己居然会被一个一个伙食费逼到山穷水尽的地步
[00:13:11] 正在悲催之中
[00:13:13] 突然间谈谈一声大吼
[00:13:15] 闪电一般跳起来
[00:13:17] 劈手一把抓住孩子目瞪口呆、瞠目结舌、毫无防备的苗不通摔倒在地
[00:13:21] 两腿一跨骑在身上便噼里啪啦的狂揍下去
[00:13:27] 你小子居然敢偷我东西
[00:13:29] 小混蛋
[00:13:30] 居然敢饿着我你**的
[00:13:32] 你**的还笑我
[00:13:34] 你居然敢说我不气你
[00:13:36] 就这
[00:13:39] 苗不通
[00:13:39] 现在只是二品王座
[00:13:41] 面对王座九品的谈谈
[00:13:43] 哪有什么反抗力气啊
[00:13:46] 她呜呜大叫
[00:13:47] 惨叫连连
[00:13:48] 一个劲儿的求饶啊
[00:13:51] 只是刹那之间
[00:13:52] 就已经全身被弹弹
[00:13:54] 又打又捏
[00:13:54] 又拍又宁的
[00:13:55] 搞得青一块紫一块
[00:13:59] 谈谈
[00:14:00] 楚阳急忙喝止
[00:14:03] 谈谈
[00:14:03] 很听话
[00:14:04] 停下手来
[00:14:05] 却还骑在苗不同身上
[00:14:07] 他威风凛凛地问道
[00:14:09] 服务员
[00:14:12] 服了服了
[00:14:13] 服了
[00:14:14] 苗不通很光棍
[00:14:16] 可怜兮兮地连声示弱
[00:14:20] 不服来揍你
[00:14:23] 谈谈
[00:14:24] 搓搓手
[00:14:24] 站起身来
[00:14:27] 老大
[00:14:28] 你要为我做主啊
[00:14:31] 我被欺负的好惨了
[00:14:35] 苗不通是真哭了
[00:14:38] 楚阳头大如斗
[00:14:40] 安抚了好一会儿
[00:14:41] 两人才平静下来
[00:14:43] 每一个都是一肚子委屈
[00:14:45] 互相瞪眼
[00:14:46] 跃跃欲试
[00:14:48] 谈谈现在乃是王座九品
[00:14:50] 根本不怕
[00:14:52] 苗不通
[00:14:53] 心中暗暗发誓
[00:14:55] 等我这次提升之后
[00:14:57] 出来就给你个狠的
[00:15:00] 楚阳看了看苗不通
[00:15:02] 不由得刺激
[00:15:04] 老六
[00:15:05] 你现在什么修为啊
[00:15:08] 二平王总
[00:15:11] 苗不通的心中也有些安慰
[00:15:13] 虽然比不上谈谈这个怪胎
[00:15:16] 也比不上过独行和董无伤
[00:15:18] 但比罗克敌和寂寞还有楚阳
[00:15:21] 应该是强的吧
[00:15:25] 第474 集到此结束
[00:15:29] 欢迎大家继续收听
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