《The Man On The Flying Trapeze》歌词

[00:00:00] The Man On The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones

[00:00:24] As the crowd roars

[00:00:25] To the center ring steps our fractured baritone

[00:00:28] Are you in voice winstead

[00:00:30] I believe I am in voice

[00:00:34] Professor

[00:00:41] Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh

[00:00:44] Once I was sappy uh

[00:00:46] Sap I was wussy no

[00:00:47] No no

[00:00:47] Once I was happy

[00:00:49] Buts now I borlorn uh

[00:00:50] Lorn I fow mow uh

[00:00:53] Sigh on lie now uh

[00:00:54] Nylons are free no no

[00:00:55] Now I'm forlorn

[00:01:00] Like an old goat

[00:01:01] Oh no not a goat that's an animal

[00:01:03] Like an old coat that is tornered and tat uh

[00:01:07] Teetered and tonned

[00:01:08] Uh tattered and tipped

[00:01:09] Uh tap with a toupee uh ripped

[00:01:14] Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore

[00:01:17] Uh to weep and to mourn

[00:01:19] Betreaned by a jade in her means

[00:01:22] No bemeaned by a trade for some

[00:01:23] Jeans

[00:01:24] No bejeaned by a teen with some jade

[00:01:26] No betrayed by a maid in her

[00:01:28] Teens

[00:01:29] Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[00:01:32] He floats by his hair

[00:01:33] Ooh not by his hair

[00:01:35] That would hurt

[00:01:36] Speaking of hair

[00:01:37] A man came up to me and said

[00:01:38] Doodles your hair is getting thin

[00:01:39] And I said

[00:01:40] Well who wants fat hair

[00:01:41] That'S a killer

[00:01:45] He floats through the air with

[00:01:47] The aidest of grease

[00:01:49] With the latest of

[00:01:49] Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese

[00:01:52] No no with the birds and the bees uhh

[00:01:54] He can't miss

[00:01:56] The manning young dare

[00:01:58] Uh the daring young mare

[00:01:59] He's not a horse that's silly

[00:02:01] He'd break his neck

[00:02:01] The fanny young dan

[00:02:03] The danny young fan

[00:02:04] He's an awful old ham

[00:02:06] Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age

[00:02:08] You know a funny thing happened

[00:02:09] A man came up to me and said

[00:02:11] Doodles doodles did you leave home

[00:02:12] I said I left home

[00:02:13] He said did you put the cat out

[00:02:14] I said I didn't know he was on fire

[00:02:15] That's a killer

[00:02:19] The daring young man on the

[00:02:20] Flapping tripeze uh

[00:02:22] Treezing triflaps uh

[00:02:24] Trying flip flips uh flipping triflop

[00:02:26] Uh flapping trivalve

[00:02:28] Horizontal bars

[00:02:30] Pitch pipe

[00:02:31] His grations are axle no

[00:02:32] His actions are horrible no

[00:02:34] He's very good

[00:02:35] All girls he doth please

[00:02:37] But my wuv he hath lollen astay

[00:02:40] No the dove's in the hayloft away

[00:02:42] No

[00:02:42] I'm on the road to mandalay

[00:02:44] No hey hey hey

[00:02:44] No now

[00:02:46] Did you hear a

[00:02:46] Bout the owl that married a goat

[00:02:48] They had a hootenanny

[00:02:49] That's a killer

[00:02:53] He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze