《The Worst Joke Ever(Live)》歌词

[00:00:05] You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

[00:00:12] He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

[00:00:18] Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

[00:00:23] Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

[00:00:30] Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

[00:00:42] When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

[00:00:49] Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

[00:00:55] Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

[00:01:01] The worst joke ever, I never

[00:01:08] I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

[00:01:14] Don't bore me

[00:01:20] Now I am floating,

[00:01:22] I feel released.

[00:01:25] The moorings have been dropped,

[00:01:28] The weights unleashed.

[00:01:31] Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

[00:01:43] The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

[00:01:47] Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

[00:01:56] You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

[00:02:03] But you're disfiguring your own.

[00:02:09] Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

[00:02:14] The worst joke ever, I never

[00:02:21] I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

[00:02:27] Don't bore me, I NEVER

[00:02:33] Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

[00:02:45] You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before