《崔通施计高俅猜箱》歌词

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[00:00:00] 上面书说到杨忠祥

[00:00:03] 龙凤五肖

[00:00:04] 静鞭三下

[00:00:06] 天子升殿

[00:00:09] 皇上为零

[00:00:10] 早朝文武官员来到了金靴

[00:00:13] 安防败家一地

[00:00:15] 两腔战力太贱

[00:00:17] 高呼油门倒中滚万岁

[00:00:22] 要去玩连饭潮啦

[00:00:24] 哦

[00:00:25] 这么快饭着

[00:00:26] 那当然啦

[00:00:27] 这叫例行公事

[00:00:29] 你说有什么事儿反馈报告

[00:00:31] 高酋强迫其身跪倒

[00:00:34] 侵炔

[00:00:34] 臣有本奏哦

[00:00:37] 高爱卿免礼叮声

[00:00:40] 你辛苦了

[00:00:42] 这么辛苦啦

[00:00:43] 第一次搜老催着虎的时候

[00:00:48] 皇上

[00:00:49] 半夜爬起来给刷的升值

[00:00:52] 他知道啊

[00:00:53] 可能忙活一宿

[00:00:54] 第二个升职

[00:00:55] 不知道

[00:00:57] 改签啊听说昨天晚间

[00:01:01] 有反弹大闹京城

[00:01:03] 不知道抓住没有

[00:01:05] 辉万岁还没有抓到

[00:01:08] 嗯嗯

[00:01:10] 偌大京都

[00:01:11] 精兵百万

[00:01:13] 难道说就抓不住两个反叛

[00:01:18] 哦

[00:01:19] 这里有原因

[00:01:20] 咱们收到催马仁福是怎么回事情

[00:01:25] 肥人就在那个箱子里

[00:01:28] 崔大人不让搜

[00:01:30] 说什么也不让

[00:01:32] 我竟然把这箱子抬到了吧

[00:01:35] 毛巾垫下

[00:01:37] 请万岁定夺

[00:01:40] 嗯

[00:01:42] 到君华上一听啊

[00:01:44] 一皱眉

[00:01:45] 龙颜不悦心的话

[00:01:48] 这点事你找我干嘛呀

[00:01:50] 哦

[00:01:51] 咱们在箱子里打开看看就完了呗

[00:01:54] 还要我定夺

[00:01:56] 哎呀

[00:01:57] 吹风啊

[00:01:59] 你不像话

[00:02:01] 我刷下

[00:02:02] 只因

[00:02:04] 教高俅搜府

[00:02:06] 哦

[00:02:06] 你敢抗旨不尊

[00:02:08] 哼

[00:02:08] 给我找事儿

[00:02:10] 有这功夫

[00:02:11] 我画字儿

[00:02:12] 写俩字儿

[00:02:14] 听几个歌多好啊

[00:02:16] 啊

[00:02:18] 璇崔彤

[00:02:20] 上线啊

[00:02:22] 魏大人随之上面那老陈风云来到了九龙口

[00:02:30] 下跪到河口

[00:02:32] 陈餐点的不妨万岁万万岁

[00:02:35] 老臣冤枉

[00:02:38] 嗯嗯

[00:02:40] 到菊花心的话

[00:02:42] 你还冤枉啊

[00:02:45] 所以说嘛

[00:02:46] 刚才高俅说在你的鼓里发现一个箱子

[00:02:52] 箱子里边有反派

[00:02:55] 你为什么

[00:02:57] 不让搜

[00:02:58] 哎呀万岁

[00:02:59] 不要听一面之词

[00:03:01] 灰尘忠心耿耿

[00:03:03] 哪敢窝藏反叛的贼人呢

[00:03:07] 那就把箱子打开搜搜就完了吗

[00:03:10] 哎哎呀

[00:03:11] 万岁

[00:03:12] 我那里装的是活宝贝儿啊

[00:03:15] 一周不就跑了骂跑了

[00:03:18] 谁逮我呀you

[00:03:22] 花心的话

[00:03:24] 我宝贝儿没见过

[00:03:27] 本来到金黄色就好奇号爸爸号写字儿

[00:03:33] 哎呀

[00:03:34] 民间有什么奇珍异宝啊

[00:03:37] 他都得弄到手

[00:03:38] 不弄花志刚吗

[00:03:40] 没事呢

[00:03:42] 找个老道炼丹

[00:03:43] 炼什么丹呢

[00:03:45] 长生不老丹呢

[00:03:47] 当今皇上就想长生不老

[00:03:50] 将来能够升天

[00:03:52] 所以一听这歪门邪说他都进

[00:03:57] 活宝贝儿

[00:03:58] 沙漠宝贝儿

[00:04:00] 我那美人是活宝贝哦

[00:04:02] 他箱子还怕一个啊哦

[00:04:05] 所以同啊

[00:04:07] 您那是什么活宝贝儿

[00:04:11] 崔总说

[00:04:11] 我跟您说你也不能信

[00:04:13] 不但您不能信

[00:04:15] 满朝文武官员都不进

[00:04:18] 我就别说了

[00:04:21] 皇上说

[00:04:23] 你要不讲就把箱子开na

[00:04:27] 不行

[00:04:28] 你就是把我脑袋杀了

[00:04:30] 只要有我单坤G 在

[00:04:32] 你就不能动箱子

[00:04:34] 那你说说

[00:04:35] 呃

[00:04:36] 是什么

[00:04:37] 国宝a 万岁啊

[00:04:40] 我说了

[00:04:41] 你可得给我做主啊

[00:04:43] 行

[00:04:45] 你说吧

[00:04:46] 放一下

[00:04:47] 我那箱子里呀

[00:04:49] 有个金马君

[00:04:52] 啊

[00:04:55] 嗯

[00:04:57] 到群星城

[00:04:59] 什么骑马装啊

[00:05:00] 也很新鲜

[00:05:01] 头回听说他不明白

[00:05:06] 没敢露怯

[00:05:07] 没问文武官员

[00:05:09] 交头接耳真可爱

[00:05:11] 经89 89

[00:05:12] 什么酒啊吃啊什么的吗

[00:05:14] 求啊

[00:05:16] 小椰子高球急忙之旅

[00:05:19] 万岁大侠

[00:05:21] 你千万别听他胡言乱语

[00:05:24] 哪来的金马捐

[00:05:26] 嗯

[00:05:28] 赵军祥

[00:05:28] 对呀

[00:05:29] 我这让他蒙住啊

[00:05:32] 嗯

[00:05:33] 你闪开

[00:05:35] 崔彤啊

[00:05:36] 哪有什么金马捐a

[00:05:40] 万岁

[00:05:41] 难道你没听说初讲古的讲有金马菌吗

[00:05:46] 哎

[00:05:48] 民间传说报告这是真地

[00:05:53] 起码说你从哪来的

[00:05:55] 万岁啊

[00:05:57] 嘿嘿

[00:05:59] 我这一辈子当官这么多年

[00:06:02] 你也知道没攒下

[00:06:04] 眼看要老了叫告老还乡

[00:06:08] 正犯愁啊

[00:06:09] 没有买房置地的钱

[00:06:13] 该着吧

[00:06:14] 哎

[00:06:15] 我弄个心吧

[00:06:16] 就是这个南方蛮子

[00:06:18] 眼碎颅来了一个人

[00:06:20] 他给我相面

[00:06:21] 说我该朝发财

[00:06:24] 呃

[00:06:25] 叫我拿两万两银子

[00:06:28] 我没有啊

[00:06:29] 我赶紧求亲告友啊

[00:06:33] 把我

[00:06:34] 呃内人的钱全都拿出来

[00:06:37] 三粉首饰都卖了

[00:06:39] 弄两万两银子就给他了

[00:06:42] 他跑边北

[00:06:45] 辽东黑山子

[00:06:47] 给我爹宝爹来个金玛君这个金马君啊

[00:06:53] 嘿呵

[00:06:54] 金水拉金豆子

[00:06:56] 不过今水喝完了得养些日子

[00:06:59] 我养好几个月了

[00:07:01] 再有八个月就可以拉进豆子

[00:07:03] 人家告诉我拉

[00:07:05] 一天能拉十几斤金豆子

[00:07:08] 你也知道啊

[00:07:09] 这一两金子换五十两银子一斤脏换五百两银子

[00:07:16] 这时金子能换五千两银子

[00:07:20] 你说我一天要多五千两银子

[00:07:22] 这一年有多少啊

[00:07:24] 我就把它放在藏书阁着柜子里分来了外边儿

[00:07:29] 憋宝子给我用封条就给封死啊

[00:07:32] 因为有咒语不许动

[00:07:34] 我就放这儿

[00:07:36] 嗯嗯

[00:07:38] 谁能想到啊

[00:07:40] 高台呗

[00:07:41] 非要打这个箱子

[00:07:43] 这不是要我老命吗

[00:07:45] 晚归啊的我做主

[00:07:49] 嗯

[00:07:49] 嗯

[00:07:51] 这番话

[00:07:53] 那个皇上说得兴奋起来

[00:07:56] 嘿

[00:07:58] 吃鸡汤这么好东西

[00:08:01] 车机腿拉进肚子

[00:08:03] 这可太好了

[00:08:04] 哎呀呀

[00:08:06] 崔爱卿他刚想详细问问

[00:08:09] 你说黄色糊涂

[00:08:11] 你怎么听这个呢

[00:08:13] 高酋不干

[00:08:15] One 出芽

[00:08:17] 所以大家呢

[00:08:18] 胡言乱语不要信谁这个事儿啊

[00:08:21] 这那些穷鬼们呐

[00:08:24] 梦想发财

[00:08:26] 什么找着金马驹儿

[00:08:28] 银马牛的那么胡说没事儿

[00:08:33] 嗯

[00:08:35] 赵俊祥队

[00:08:38] 崔彤啊

[00:08:39] 你不该糊弄寡人

[00:08:41] 干嘛糊弄万岁

[00:08:44] 在您面前要有半句虚言

[00:08:47] 可是杀头之罪

[00:08:49] 再说呢

[00:08:49] 箱子都抬了

[00:08:51] 如果一打开一看

[00:08:53] 没有金马君

[00:08:54] 你不逮我吗

[00:08:56] 对呀

[00:08:58] 这

[00:09:01] 高酋三

[00:09:03] 既然呢

[00:09:03] 相对的是金马

[00:09:05] 居然是无价之宝

[00:09:06] 算啦

[00:09:07] 不要改了

[00:09:08] 不行

[00:09:09] 在线没有金马店儿里边儿就是有强大两个行字的贼

[00:09:17] 我都听见里面屋子喘气呢

[00:09:19] 怎么能够

[00:09:21] 变成金玛就是世界哪有

[00:09:23] 这么热呢

[00:09:23] 我给你发红

[00:09:26] 嗯

[00:09:28] 崔爱卿

[00:09:29] 如果里边儿

[00:09:31] 要是两个谁呢

[00:09:33] 如果是两个反叛

[00:09:37] 我认可

[00:09:39] 眼镜受辱

[00:09:41] 你杀我全家

[00:09:43] 好开枪啊

[00:09:45] 等等万岁

[00:09:47] 你们要是先马圈呢

[00:09:50] 金马主要跑了

[00:09:52] 谁给我赔

[00:09:53] 别忘了

[00:09:55] 一天可是la

[00:09:57] 十斤豆子万岁

[00:10:00] 谁给赔

[00:10:01] 嗯

[00:10:04] 搞球

[00:10:05] 如果箱子里不是两个凶手

[00:10:09] 要是金马捐跑了

[00:10:12] 你能给赔吗

[00:10:13] 都给赔

[00:10:15] 额

[00:10:18] 文武官员呢

[00:10:19] 交头接耳都乐心的慌

[00:10:23] 今天可真新鲜

[00:10:25] 皇上大概闲的打什么金马驹儿的啊

[00:10:29] 哪有这会儿没人信不过

[00:10:31] 真不敢应啊

[00:10:33] 在那边抄着手抱折象牙笏板

[00:10:36] 在那边亲的话

[00:10:37] 咱看着起码就是什么样的

[00:10:39] 哎呀

[00:10:40] 明白吧

[00:10:41] 崔大人不是这种人

[00:10:44] 我估计里边儿可能是有人

[00:10:48] Y 了呢

[00:10:49] 下午高球才说这种话

[00:10:52] 最好别开这箱子

[00:10:56] 皇上也不放心

[00:10:58] 华霞

[00:10:59] 来人喊了一声

[00:11:02] 旁边

[00:11:03] 过来太监万岁

[00:11:05] 去到箱子里去

[00:11:08] 听听他有什么动静

[00:11:09] 哼

[00:11:10] 开心下

[00:11:12] 他在新店下边稻香的这棒棒拍两下就停这边

[00:11:18] 哎呀

[00:11:22] 是金马捐吗

[00:11:24] 哪来的吗

[00:11:25] 就是你信这个

[00:11:27] 吃什么有机麻圈没有

[00:11:31] 嗯

[00:11:33] 好

[00:11:34] 把那香台上进店吃

[00:11:39] 王冠卫视有的是力气

[00:11:41] 一会儿忽下忽见

[00:11:42] 来了往

[00:11:43] 这一棒文武官员

[00:11:45] 别看不敢过去

[00:11:47] 在一块长山区都忘了

[00:11:49] 瞧着心嘛就是

[00:11:52] 崔大人就往箱子前边一站

[00:11:57] 高的人

[00:11:58] 如果我的箱子打开之后

[00:12:01] 起码就要倒了

[00:12:03] 你能陪我吗

[00:12:05] 我陪

[00:12:07] 万岁

[00:12:08] 您可得老臣做主啊

[00:12:11] 他说他陪华说对我听见了他也好奇

[00:12:16] 好高球

[00:12:19] 如果箱子里装的反叛

[00:12:21] 我杀崔通

[00:12:23] 不是金马捐跑了

[00:12:25] 你得a 金子

[00:12:27] 行行行

[00:12:28] I Ling to 打开

[00:12:31] 就这么大了

[00:12:32] 都支持高球

[00:12:34] 好

[00:12:35] 色拉

[00:12:35] 色拉封皮

[00:12:37] 给扯了

[00:12:39] 崔总说不能这么high

[00:12:41] 不行

[00:12:41] 我害怕

[00:12:42] 万一他要是刚一蹿

[00:12:45] 我一按柜子呢

[00:12:46] 是不就憋住了

[00:12:47] 别让他熬了

[00:12:48] 来来来

[00:12:48] 放那么宽

[00:12:50] 别把one 吞下着

[00:12:51] 这个箱子就挨在八宝金店这个门口

[00:12:55] 这

[00:12:57] 打开

[00:12:59] 取出钥匙

[00:13:00] 嘎噔嘎吱吱扭了好几下

[00:13:03] 才拧开钥匙

[00:13:05] 揣好锁上拿下了调

[00:13:08] 投前儿啊嘎嘎

[00:13:09] 一起我干啥去啦

[00:13:12] ID 啊

[00:13:12] 宝贝啊

[00:13:13] 你可别跑啊

[00:13:15] 书案表片没材料

[00:13:19] 哪知这箱子嘎啦开个放

[00:13:22] 让我这么宽可了不得

[00:13:26] 就看从箱子里面缝了一下

[00:13:29] 一道金光啊

[00:13:31] 冲啊

[00:13:35] 这道黄光除了八宝金殿

[00:13:38] 一拐弯就没有了

[00:13:39] 宝宝母亲之下的压力也扔了

[00:13:42] 黄一冷没看明白

[00:13:46] 杨看着挺黄

[00:13:49] 好像有腿儿有耳朵

[00:13:52] 称都没了

[00:13:53] 哎玛姿宝了呗呗呗呗

[00:13:57] 谁敢追某某官员穿着巢穴去追金玛君啊

[00:14:02] 两旁的金刚武士都打折

[00:14:05] 只是在这儿站着

[00:14:07] 没有旨意谁敢动啊

[00:14:09] 没有一个动力

[00:14:11] 这回推出有词儿了

[00:14:13] 万岁啊

[00:14:15] 金马驹儿跑了

[00:14:16] 您看见了吧

[00:14:19] 哦

[00:14:21] 啊

[00:14:22] 真要进吧

[00:14:23] 娟儿啊

[00:14:25] 皇上信

[00:14:29] 高俅

[00:14:31] 嗯

[00:14:32] 存在

[00:14:34] 嗯

[00:14:35] 你到箱子看里面有人没人

[00:14:38] 呃

[00:14:39] 是她亲自到里边儿看看呢

[00:14:43] 没人

[00:14:45] 嗨

[00:14:45] 刷下心想

[00:14:48] 快啊

[00:14:49] 里边只有活的

[00:14:51] 春冬荫道金光的**金光

[00:14:55] 金马庄马庄

[00:14:57] 我不信

[00:14:58] 带个倒装

[00:14:59] 什么玩意儿

[00:15:00] 哎呀万岁

[00:15:03] 哼

[00:15:04] 开球啊

[00:15:06] 先把君教你弄好了啊

[00:15:09] 一天

[00:15:11] 你得给崔大人拿十斤金豆子

[00:15:16] 别拿啊

[00:15:19] 你在甘肃那么有钱呢

[00:15:20] 一听这话

[00:15:21] 打噼里啪啦金豆子

[00:15:24] 都没拿呢

[00:15:25] 汗珠子往下直滚

[00:15:27] 哪一根十斤

[00:15:29] 那他得多钱呐

[00:15:31] 哎呀

[00:15:32] 万岁老臣之罪

[00:15:37] 再看推出吗

[00:15:39] 洗了眼睛

[00:15:40] 紧眨巴

[00:15:41] 干嘛往下挤

[00:15:42] 眼泪心慌

[00:15:44] 这回啊

[00:15:45] 我从歌声啦

[00:15:48] 哎

[00:15:49] 苏雅琦啊

[00:15:51] 高企o 也是为了国家安危

[00:15:55] 他日夜操劳不容易

[00:15:57] 因为你的柜子里有动静

[00:15:59] 误认为齿凶手

[00:16:03] 呃可是你的金马捐跑了

[00:16:07] 要叫他包赔他也赔不起呀

[00:16:12] 这个事儿算了吧

[00:16:14] 哎呀

[00:16:14] 这可不行

[00:16:15] 我花两万两银子

[00:16:18] 目的南方蛮子给我憋的宝啊

[00:16:21] 我两万两银子找谁去啊

[00:16:23] 再说他后补的

[00:16:25] 手剥的紫竹啊

[00:16:27] 弄折了好多

[00:16:28] 我一根紫竹是从南方过来

[00:16:31] 是十两银子

[00:16:32] 这钱我还没要呢

[00:16:34] 说什么万岁

[00:16:35] 记得给老陈做主啊

[00:16:37] 不然呢

[00:16:38] 哼哼哎哟

[00:16:40] 万岁啊

[00:16:40] 这我就不走了

[00:16:42] 哼

[00:16:44] 嗯

[00:16:46] 高俅眼睛看着王者

[00:16:48] 心里这嘎干呢

[00:16:49] 心想着

[00:16:50] 金马多

[00:16:51] 我不信

[00:16:51] 啥玩意儿

[00:16:53] 半岁T 老臣做主

[00:16:56] 企业福利无供热设施

[00:16:59] 现在把你三年后给崔大人送去算肚肠的人

[00:17:05] 你看如何

[00:17:07] 哎呀

[00:17:08] 我都赔死啦

[00:17:11] 唉

[00:17:12] 寡人给你说和说和

[00:17:15] 如果实在

[00:17:17] 亏银两的话

[00:17:19] 我从国库给你拿点I 谢万岁

[00:17:24] 崔中心的话

[00:17:25] 甭说是高球三年登录

[00:17:29] 给我一年

[00:17:29] 我也是白捡的呀

[00:17:32] 那么急马娟到底什么呢

[00:17:35] 我不说

[00:17:36] 恐怕听书的先生也知道

[00:17:39] 实际是一条狗

[00:17:43] 是个黄狗

[00:17:45] 说黄狗啊

[00:17:46] 老崔建已经演五年了

[00:17:49] 长得是好

[00:17:52] 由于呢10 BI荷花与大脑催缴

[00:17:58] 往东华一走

[00:18:00] 这狗呼呼往上一扑

[00:18:03] 诗兵na 斑块

[00:18:05] 立刻有了主意

[00:18:06] 就诚心呢

[00:18:08] 想要呢

[00:18:09] 挣高球一回当

[00:18:14] 日军要搜查曹泽的时候

[00:18:19] 崔大人不让

[00:18:21] 第一招啊

[00:18:22] 高球去取圣旨

[00:18:24] 尽管高俅回府里头拿一张空白的圣旨

[00:18:29] 但这不就挺长

[00:18:31] 这把他做了手脚

[00:18:33] 谁呀

[00:18:34] 由郭林和崔大人悄悄的把这个御林军给请到一旁

[00:18:43] 弄点儿吃的

[00:18:44] 弄点儿喝的

[00:18:46] 堵的这个地方是啊

[00:18:48] 主将不在

[00:18:49] 这会儿谁那么认真呢

[00:18:51] 也知道这是推那一下

[00:18:54] 然后到里边儿就把这个里边儿放出来

[00:18:58] 时彬花语放哪儿了呢

[00:19:01] 柜子的后边儿是夹壁墙

[00:19:04] 进了夹壁墙

[00:19:06] 然后就把那条狗给抓住了

[00:19:10] 是时贫出的主意

[00:19:12] 馒头里啊

[00:19:13] 给弄点儿酒泡好了

[00:19:15] 给狗弄飞下去了

[00:19:18] 这狗吃了太久的馒头有点醉了

[00:19:22] 迷迷糊糊的就困

[00:19:24] 然后呢

[00:19:25] 用铁丝

[00:19:27] 把狗嘴给勒上

[00:19:29] 他嚼舌头

[00:19:31] 压住了就把它扔在柜子里

[00:19:34] 这狗呢

[00:19:36] 四明白不明白

[00:19:37] 在里边躺着

[00:19:38] 开始听老师上火之后故意封

[00:19:42] 然后告诉老头

[00:19:43] 你这么这么这么这么说

[00:19:44] 要不然呢

[00:19:45] 随从不会这帮词儿

[00:19:47] 什么南方蛮子憋宝啊

[00:19:49] 又来个金马

[00:19:50] 就拉金豆子呢

[00:19:51] 都是食品等事儿

[00:19:54] 这是民间传说

[00:19:56] 这时间长得特别好

[00:19:58] 当圣旨也来了

[00:20:01] 也搜查完了

[00:20:02] 这狗醒过来

[00:20:04] 嘎啦一声

[00:20:05] 一骨碌就被当兵听见了

[00:20:07] 误认为有人

[00:20:08] 所以才开到法宝心经

[00:20:11] 从老崔的到金店

[00:20:13] 在和皇上说话是多长时间的

[00:20:16] 狗早就明白了

[00:20:17] 电话在他接他姑姑

[00:20:19] 他要走出去

[00:20:21] 在里面憋着难受

[00:20:22] 不住挡吹空

[00:20:25] 把这个香干一开开

[00:20:28] 建筑亮光了

[00:20:29] 这个玩儿命跑湾村就溜出去了

[00:20:33] 一拐弯奔往后面

[00:20:36] 天不太亮

[00:20:38] 有人看见

[00:20:39] 没有谁看见了

[00:20:42] 好多人呢

[00:20:43] 你想啊

[00:20:44] 这条狗

[00:20:45] 从今垫层窜出去往外一拐

[00:20:49] 眼前这么一闪

[00:20:50] 门口好多商场呢

[00:20:53] 邮电途观

[00:20:54] 有太监

[00:20:56] 那人站好多好多的

[00:20:58] 一下子看见黑狗叨着

[00:21:01] 狗都变回去了

[00:21:02] 为什么

[00:21:04] 在皇宫里

[00:21:05] 在朝内

[00:21:06] 不许提狗子

[00:21:07] 踢狗子

[00:21:08] 犯死罪

[00:21:10] 书中交代道

[00:21:11] 君皇帝书包大

[00:21:14] 他是五月初五生

[00:21:18] 因为他迷信呢

[00:21:19] 有人给他算命啊

[00:21:21] 说五月初五日子不好

[00:21:22] 你快改了吧

[00:21:23] 他改过十月初十

[00:21:26] 由于他属狗

[00:21:28] 在京城里不许杀狗

[00:21:31] 东京汴梁狗都成灾了

[00:21:34] 狗满街跑

[00:21:36] 他可以撞

[00:21:37] 人人不许打他杀啊

[00:21:40] 为什么呢

[00:21:41] 皇上出口特别恍惚

[00:21:43] 内院谁也不敢贴字儿

[00:21:45] a u he

[00:21:47] 他怎么到这儿来了呢

[00:21:49] 所以这件事儿就成全了

[00:21:52] 初一打人

[00:21:55] 推塔呢

[00:21:56] 目的一个就是为保护石兵和华语

[00:22:01] 别的不想

[00:22:03] 哎呀

[00:22:03] 擦擦眼睛万岁啊

[00:22:05] 多谢您给我做主啊

[00:22:08] 高俅这个气我多倒霉

[00:22:10] 折腾了一夜才当了三年俸禄

[00:22:14] 临走的时候啊

[00:22:16] 崔同学说呢

[00:22:17] 万岁啊

[00:22:18] 这个三年的俸禄啊

[00:22:19] 我可不能找他

[00:22:21] 要由您派人那道它辅李涛给我送死得了

[00:22:25] 话说行行行行

[00:22:28] 高俅锌的话姓崔店

[00:22:31] 你别给我来点烟儿

[00:22:33] 报鬼吹灯

[00:22:34] 咱俩骑驴看唱本儿

[00:22:37] 走着瞧呢

[00:22:38] 俩人就在这府里呢

[00:22:40] 别看我现在被抓到

[00:22:42] 我略施小计

[00:22:44] 保证抓住