《What a Mouth (What a North and South)》歌词

[00:00:00] What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele

[00:00:08] Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah

[00:00:10] If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller

[00:00:12] But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show

[00:00:17] It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch

[00:00:21] Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim

[00:00:24] When he opens his mouth you'll know

[00:00:27] And as poor Jim goes walkin' about

[00:00:33] You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out

[00:00:40] (What ) What Ooh um

[00:00:42] "What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South

[00:00:45] "Blimey what a mouth he's got"

[00:00:48] Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er

[00:00:51] His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel

[00:00:53] What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy )

[00:00:57] If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half

[00:01:07] Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme

[00:01:09] He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny

[00:01:12] And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine

[00:01:17] He got so drunk one foggy morn

[00:01:19] He layed in the road and started to yawn

[00:01:21] And a poor old man was delivering coals close by

[00:01:26] And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road

[00:01:40] (What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes

[00:01:43] What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South

[00:01:46] Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man

[00:01:50] Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth

[00:01:52] He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot

[00:01:56] Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim

[00:01:59] Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal

[00:02:00] And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy )

[00:02:08] (What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey

[00:02:11] I thought it was all over Oh yes um

[00:02:13] What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South

[00:02:16] Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man

[00:02:19] bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth

[00:02:22] He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth

[00:02:27] No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal

[00:02:30] And he corfs up lumps of coke OY

[00:02:37] OY (OY ) OY