《么按心里来》歌词

[00:00:00] 么按心里来 - 麦客文强
[00:00:02] 词:麦客文强
[00:00:05] 曲:麦客文强
[00:00:08] 没按心里来
[00:00:10] 就么按心里来
[00:00:13] 我倒底把谁得罪了
[00:00:15] 能背成这么开
[00:00:17] 没按心里来
[00:00:19] 就么按心里来
[00:00:21] 背的这程度就叫你不相信是真的
[00:00:27] 睡得好好的一下叫梦给惊醒
[00:00:31] 定下的闹铃就没响一看才羊来了
[00:00:36] 幸亏墙上挂个表
[00:00:38] 一看时间就紧了
[00:00:40] 在不缭乱赶紧出门
[00:00:42] 今可就迟到了
[00:00:44] 穿衣 提裤 穿袜子
[00:00:46] 想去上厕所
[00:00:48] 一尿起来懂下了 这下董大了
[00:00:52] 坐了半天我才发现厕所没纸了
[00:00:56] 寻个报纸来货擦噶结果还破了
[00:01:03] 正刷牙哩停水了
[00:01:05] 脸只能干次了
[00:01:07] 炒点鸡蛋凑合吃噶
[00:01:09] 摔开看见鸡娃了
[00:01:11] 眼看时间不多了
[00:01:13] 再不出门就挂了
[00:01:15] 把人拾掇欠火了
[00:01:17] 才发现把裤子穿反了
[00:01:21] 日急慌忙换过了
[00:01:24] 关门去了手夹了
[00:01:26] 言手去了门锁了
[00:01:28] 发现钥匙忘屋了
[00:01:30] 寻个干干赶紧挑吧
[00:01:32] 挑到跟前可掉了
[00:01:34] 憎死把火勾上了
[00:01:36] 下楼去了逛倒了
[00:01:42] 没按心里来
[00:01:43] 都么按心里来
[00:01:46] 没按心里来
[00:01:47] 都么按心里来
[00:01:50] 才说开门上车呀
[00:01:52] 发现车牌叫偷了
[00:01:54] 为不迟到咱噶走吧
[00:01:56] 才走两步没油了
[00:01:58] 把人一下臊死了
[00:02:00] 寻个壶壶噶加油了
[00:02:02] 还没走远
[00:02:04] 哪了个冷松可把咱给追尾了
[00:02:06] 才说跟对方说事呀
[00:02:09] 人家比咱势还大
[00:02:11] 一看对方比较嘛迷
[00:02:13] 看来只能报警了
[00:02:15] 掏出我的爱疯8
[00:02:17] 秒的可就停机了
[00:02:19] 盼星星 盼月亮
[00:02:21] 交警总算盼来了
[00:02:23] 人家一来
[00:02:24] 二话没说直接把咱车扣了
[00:02:32] 只能打的上班了
[00:02:34] 一路长征算到了了
[00:02:36] 扎手扎脚都挡不下
[00:02:38] 就差作揖跪下了
[00:02:40] 额头挤破挡下了
[00:02:42] 石油门口堵车了
[00:02:44] 今要不迟就怪了
[00:02:46] 只能跑着上班了
[00:02:49] 把人一下憎死了
[00:02:50] 千辛万苦跑到了
[00:02:52] 才说进门签到呀
[00:02:55] 单位打铃下班了
[00:02:59] 没按心里来
[00:03:01] 都么按心里来
[00:03:03] 没按心里来
[00:03:05] 都么按心里来
[00:03:07] 折腾一早可饥了
[00:03:09] 一摸兜兜钱丢了
[00:03:11] 只能寻人蹭饭了
[00:03:13] 吃到一半人家走了
[00:03:16] 我有事先走了 今天你请可
[00:03:20] 改在天我请你啊
[00:03:23] 这回玩笑开大了
[00:03:25] 么法离开现场了
[00:03:27] 硬着头皮吃完了
[00:03:29] 周围基本没人了
[00:03:31] 啥办法都想过了
[00:03:33] 眼看人家要打折了
[00:03:35] 说逮只苍蝇赖人家呀
[00:03:38] 直接叫人家打肿了
[00:03:42] 上班时间可到了
[00:03:44] 实在没脸见人了
[00:03:46] 才说装病请假呀
[00:03:48] 人家没看就把我开除了
[00:03:50] 我还没两情怎么了
[00:03:52] 偏帮伙计年穿了
[00:03:56] 那饭馆就是咱老板开的
[00:03:58] 你再不走人家就把你捏死了
[00:04:02] 这马一下醋心了
[00:04:04] 工资奖金没戏了
[00:04:06] 婆娘娃娃谁爱呀
[00:04:08] 我爸我妈谁管呀
[00:04:10] 婆娘娃娃谁爱呀
[00:04:12] 我爸我妈谁管呀
[00:04:36] 跌死拌活回来了
[00:04:37] 发现屋里叫偷了
[00:04:39] 不用开门就进屋了
[00:04:42] 黑头要啥没啥了
[00:04:44] 婆娘娃娃不见了
[00:04:46] 只剩一个条条了
[00:04:48] 人说寻下下家了
[00:04:50] 娃娃姓名都改了
[00:04:52] 我活这人片穿呀
[00:04:54] 照片直接上墙吧
[00:04:56] 才说从头再来了
[00:04:58] 这下一看就义了
[00:05:00] 喝瓶农药噶走吧
[00:05:02] 再不丢人现眼了
[00:05:04] 肚子都快喝胀了
[00:05:06] 发现农药过期了
[00:05:09] 老天爷 有人性
[00:05:11] 我今后必定有福音
[00:05:13] 不叫死我就不死了
[00:05:15] 我要好好的活人呀
[00:05:17] 才说去扔瓶瓶呀
[00:05:19] 一看盖盖还中奖了
[00:05:30] 没按心里来
[00:05:31] 都么按心里来
[00:05:34] 没按心里来
[00:05:35] 都么按心里来
[00:05:38] 背的实在么项了
[00:05:40] 超出人的极限了
[00:05:42] 死活都不可能了
[00:05:44] 估计阎王都崩溃了
[00:05:46] 瞌睡的是在没项了
[00:05:48] 光板板上睡觉吧
[00:05:50] 我把啥事做错了
[00:05:52] 睡到半夜床塌了
[00:05:54] 好不容易睡着了
[00:05:57] 可让睡梦哈醒了
[00:05:59] 这马我才灵醒了
[00:06:01] 今天和夜过续上了
[00:06:03] 今天和夜过续上了
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