《Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman》歌词

[00:00:01] Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman - Tracy Byrd

[00:00:15] I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds

[00:00:20] When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes

[00:00:24] It was a two year old Mercedes only seven-hundred bucks

[00:00:29] I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough

[00:00:34] The woman who picked up the phone said ''Yes it's still for sale

[00:00:39] But I've had about one-thousand calls so you'd better move your tail''

[00:00:44] When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hand

[00:00:49] She met me at the garage with a short skirt and a tan

[00:00:54] We took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck

[00:00:58] She said ''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk''

[00:01:04] None of this was making sense but then it dawned on me

[00:01:08] She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B

[00:01:13] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:01:19] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:01:23] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:01:29] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:01:38] So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card

[00:01:43] By the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart

[00:01:48] Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades

[00:01:53] Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age

[00:01:58] She said ''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for

[00:02:02] He ticked me off so much I put new locks on my doors''

[00:02:07] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:02:13] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:02:17] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:02:23] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:02:49] Well I believe good wine and women get better with time

[00:02:54] And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind

[00:02:59] I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head

[00:03:04] But I'm driving his mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed

[00:03:11] It was a classic case of woman scorned

[00:03:16] She'll make that man wish he had never been born

[00:03:21] She's a forty something year old judge and jury

[00:03:26] Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman

[00:03:40] I know I oughta feel guilty about something

[00:03:44] I just can't think of what it might be