《White Dude》歌词

[00:00:00] White Dude - Lil Dicky

[00:00:12] And you ain't even want it wit da boy

[00:00:14] Cuz the way I'm living life

[00:00:15] Is a muthaf**king joy

[00:00:16] On some grown man B.I

[00:00:17] I could have been a girl

[00:00:19] Or any ethnicity up in the world

[00:00:21] But I'm rolling with the top back

[00:00:22] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

[00:00:24] I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

[00:00:27] Me and the crew

[00:00:27] Are really doing everything that we like to

[00:00:30] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

[00:00:33] Sh*t I'm living good up in this b**ch

[00:00:35] Dicky rolling round the city blowing good up in that wip

[00:00:38] I ain't black or Dominican not Hispanic or Indian

[00:00:40] So imprisonment is not a predicament I envision

[00:00:43] For a white boy

[00:00:44] Holl atcha muthaf**king kike boy

[00:00:46] Higher than a muthaf**king kite it's alight boy

[00:00:49] They ain't suspicious of Jews

[00:00:51] I'll show contrition it's cool

[00:00:52] Slap on the wrist get ma daddy to choose

[00:00:54] One of them top lawyers DAT be rolling round in his crew

[00:00:57] I'm eating chop soy and bowling on a carnival cruise

[00:00:59] Das what I do kid

[00:01:01] Happy that my name ain't stupid

[00:01:02] Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids

[00:01:06] But now I'm farting overeating at meals

[00:01:08] If ain't I gotta theme party I won't be at goodwill

[00:01:10] I'm dentist paying tennis playing smelling on some Cabernet

[00:01:13] And I ain't gay but if I was everything would be okay look

[00:01:16] I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes

[00:01:19] But ma premium channels mean Tyler Perry's never live

[00:01:21] Getting tickets they sick I sit at the eagle 45

[00:01:24] Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive

[00:01:28] And you ain't even want it wit da boy

[00:01:30] Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy

[00:01:32] On some grown man B.I

[00:01:34] I could have been a girl

[00:01:35] Or any ethnicity up in the world

[00:01:37] But I'm rolling with the top back

[00:01:39] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

[00:01:41] I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

[00:01:43] Me and the crew

[00:01:44] Are really doing everything that we like to

[00:01:47] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

[00:01:49] Yeah it's little di in this b**ch ho

[00:01:52] Happy that I'm white but relieved I ain't a chick yo

[00:01:55] I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up

[00:01:57] Or straighten hair I ain't given a damn

[00:01:59] I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthaf**ka

[00:02:01] They up in heels

[00:02:02] And tummy tucking they don't grub except for takin' them pills foreal

[00:02:06] And I won't bleach sh*t

[00:02:07] I won't gotta eat dick

[00:02:08] I ain't bleeding up out ma penis

[00:02:10] Smoking the w**d I won't fall asleep because I'm cheefing

[00:02:13] In disagreements I participate without weeping

[00:02:15] And when I'm freaking I'm getting dips high fives and all that

[00:02:19] Ma rep going up and at best ho a slut

[00:02:21] So what up

[00:02:22] Ya boy cut up

[00:02:23] But eat butter

[00:02:24] And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother to still love her

[00:02:27] And I been getting better looking with age

[00:02:29] But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face

[00:02:43] I go on dates and never have to worry about getting raped

[00:02:45] And I watch a game and never have to worry about how it's played

[00:02:48] And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

[00:02:51] And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way

[00:02:54] But good luck girl

[00:02:55] And you ain't even want it wit da boy

[00:02:57] Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy

[00:02:59] On some grown man B.I

[00:03:01] I could have been a girl

[00:03:02] Or any ethnicity up in the world

[00:03:04] But I'm rolling with the top back

[00:03:06] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

[00:03:08] I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap

[00:03:10] Me and the crew

[00:03:11] Are really doing everything that we like to

[00:03:13] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude