《第51集_隋唐演义》歌词

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[00:00:01] 尤俊达要请程母到他家中小住几日
[00:00:06] 这成老太太呀
[00:00:08] 说什么不去老太太这一步去
[00:00:12] 尤俊达就跪下了
[00:00:14] 跪请这是晴到在这个份儿上
[00:00:19] 老太太一看
[00:00:20] 没有办法
[00:00:22] 只可去了
[00:00:24] 但是老太太对尤俊达这个举动心里边儿有点儿莫名其妙
[00:00:30] 老太太心想
[00:00:31] 这油桶怎么回事儿啊
[00:00:33] 跟我儿子初次见面就如此投缘啊
[00:00:39] 老太太说
[00:00:40] 油桐啊
[00:00:40] 你快点起来
[00:00:42] 我到你家中去也就是了
[00:00:45] 交通啊
[00:00:46] 跟你说吧
[00:00:48] 像我这个贫寒人家
[00:00:51] 到你的府上去
[00:00:54] 资产行贿呀
[00:00:56] 我们也没有什么穿的
[00:00:58] 到了那里
[00:00:59] 你们不要嫌我们粗俗啊
[00:01:03] 油桐听到这里说
[00:01:04] 哎哟
[00:01:04] 老伯母
[00:01:05] 您这把话说到哪儿去了
[00:01:08] 加姆曾经说过
[00:01:10] 您教育出这么一个孝子
[00:01:12] 您必是贤母啊
[00:01:14] 自古至今
[00:01:16] 孟母择邻
[00:01:17] 姚母教子
[00:01:19] 都是贫寒人家
[00:01:21] 贫寒到有一份清高
[00:01:24] 负数反而显得庸俗
[00:01:26] 哎呦
[00:01:28] 老太太
[00:01:28] 这油通啊
[00:01:29] 你可真会说话
[00:01:32] 好吧
[00:01:33] 我就跟你去
[00:01:35] 就这样
[00:01:35] 老太太简单的收拾了收拾
[00:01:38] 跟着程咬金尤通又打自己的房门里边走出来
[00:01:43] 来到院子外头
[00:01:45] 就上了这个蓝布围子小轿车了
[00:01:48] 老太太上了轿车了
[00:01:50] 油葱呢看了看程咬金
[00:01:53] 程大哥
[00:01:53] 您也跟着走吧
[00:01:54] 程咬金说
[00:01:55] 当然啦
[00:01:56] 我娘跟你们一去
[00:01:57] 我自然就跟着去啦
[00:01:59] 等着我把门锁上
[00:02:01] 程咬金转身回来锁门
[00:02:04] 油桶又跟过来了
[00:02:06] 程大哥
[00:02:07] 您这门锁好了啊
[00:02:09] 实在不行的话
[00:02:10] 我给您留一个人在这儿给您看家
[00:02:13] 程咬金说
[00:02:14] 兄弟
[00:02:15] 这你放心
[00:02:16] 我这家啊
[00:02:17] 看不看都一样
[00:02:19] 你瞧见我这家没
[00:02:20] 四个腔旮旯加一破床
[00:02:23] 小偷来了都没得偷
[00:02:26] 他顶多就刮刮墙皮或者产一个地皮
[00:02:29] 水缸子搬不动
[00:02:31] 搬过去也不值几个钱
[00:02:33] 是不是
[00:02:33] 我锁门呐
[00:02:36] 不是为了防小偷
[00:02:38] 主要我是怕野狗进来呀
[00:02:40] 在我这屋里拉屎
[00:02:42] 回来我还得给他出黑
[00:02:44] 尤俊达一听
[00:02:45] 程爷
[00:02:46] 您想的可真周到
[00:02:48] 就这样
[00:02:48] 程咬金尤俊达
[00:02:51] 接着老太太就来到了他的武南庄
[00:02:55] 来到武南庄的尤宅
[00:02:58] 程咬金这个功夫一看武南庄
[00:03:00] 这个由宅呀
[00:03:02] 哎哟
[00:03:03] 这片大宅院是真不小啊
[00:03:06] 那个时候头一次程咬金上他家来的时候
[00:03:10] 程咬金那阵儿心情非常紧张
[00:03:14] 来不及看这个宅院是什么样子
[00:03:17] 这回呢
[00:03:18] 心情比较平静了
[00:03:20] 一进宅院一看这片大宅子前自行的四合院
[00:03:26] 究竟是前边儿
[00:03:27] 后边有几个院子
[00:03:29] 程咬金还不知道
[00:03:30] 这四个愿尽在后头
[00:03:32] 还有一个花园
[00:03:34] 这花园一半儿是花园
[00:03:36] 一半儿是练武场子
[00:03:39] 当然了
[00:03:39] 程咬金今天还没有到花园去
[00:03:43] 尤俊达把他们接进来之后
[00:03:46] 程咬金跟着尤俊达成母
[00:03:49] 随后跟随一直来到后边儿的东院后边的东院儿啊
[00:03:54] 就是尤俊达他母亲住的地方
[00:03:59] 这老太太住的这个小院儿非常的清净
[00:04:02] 三间正房
[00:04:04] 东西配房
[00:04:06] 院子里边儿有一花池子两
[00:04:08] 旁边有养鱼缸
[00:04:10] 养鱼缸里边儿有金鱼
[00:04:13] 这老太太早已经站在门口那个迎候着呢
[00:04:17] 程母一出现的时候
[00:04:20] 尤俊达给他们一支饮
[00:04:22] 这游亩也是个开朗大方人
[00:04:26] 老太太跟程母两个人是携手揽拌
[00:04:29] 就让到了屋中
[00:04:31] J 老姐俩一见面儿可以说是一见如故
[00:04:34] 一见投缘
[00:04:37] 坐在那儿
[00:04:37] 这老姐俩就闹起来了
[00:04:40] 这老姐俩这一烙啊
[00:04:42] 谈得很投机
[00:04:44] 当然了
[00:04:44] 尤俊达给程咬金也介绍一下自己的母亲
[00:04:47] 程咬金也给伯母渐离
[00:04:50] 互相见完礼之后
[00:04:52] 老姐俩在这谈着
[00:04:54] 在这烙着
[00:04:55] 尤俊达跟程咬金就到前边儿去了
[00:04:58] 到前边儿摆上酒宴
[00:05:01] 哥俩喝酒
[00:05:03] 打这天开始
[00:05:06] 这俩老太太就住在一块儿了
[00:05:09] 尤俊达给安排的程母住到上坊的东间
[00:05:14] 由母铸到上房的西街
[00:05:18] 这成老太太穿着带补丁的衣裳来的呀
[00:05:22] 这尤俊达特意给这老太太又置办了一身新衣裳
[00:05:27] 让老太太在这儿就住几天
[00:05:30] 老姐俩呢
[00:05:31] 这一谈起来
[00:05:32] 哎哟
[00:05:34] 天南地北
[00:05:35] 古往今来呀
[00:05:37] 谈人生
[00:05:38] 谈事上谈两人的老头子
[00:05:43] 俩老寡妇啊
[00:05:45] 所以一谈起老头子来
[00:05:46] 有的是辣的
[00:05:48] 这有母的老头子
[00:05:49] 当初又是练武的
[00:05:51] 又是做买卖的
[00:05:52] 成母的老头子呢
[00:05:54] 当初是南陈主的马鸣关的一位副总震弹起来
[00:05:59] 老头子就勾起了两个老太太的往事
[00:06:02] 也勾引起来他们年轻时的跟老头子那些情感
[00:06:07] 俩老太太有共同语言
[00:06:10] 谈着谈着
[00:06:11] 这老姐俩还真都有点儿分不开了
[00:06:14] 程咬金跟尤俊达两个人呢
[00:06:16] 整天就在前边儿喝酒谈论
[00:06:20] 这一天呢
[00:06:21] 尤俊达跟程咬金就说
[00:06:23] 说成大哥
[00:06:25] 您今后有何打算呢
[00:06:29] 程咬金说我呀
[00:06:30] 我没什么打算
[00:06:32] 我这个人你还没看出来吗
[00:06:35] 我是吃饱了
[00:06:36] 今天不管明天的人
[00:06:39] 我这辈子我信命
[00:06:41] 我已经30 多岁了
[00:06:43] 到现在一事无成
[00:06:46] 还整天的在大街上闲晃
[00:06:50] 我觉得我对不住我死去的爹
[00:06:53] 我也对不住活着的骂
[00:06:56] 唉
[00:06:57] 听天由命
[00:06:58] 撞啊
[00:07:00] 尤俊达说
[00:07:01] 成大哥
[00:07:02] 我可不这么看
[00:07:04] 成的歌
[00:07:05] 您的为人
[00:07:07] 您的性格
[00:07:09] 您的这气质
[00:07:10] 您是个大财得得得
[00:07:14] 你可别这么捧我
[00:07:15] 别这么刷我我头一回
[00:07:17] 听人说我是个大才
[00:07:19] 我是什么大财
[00:07:21] 我是个大柴火
[00:07:22] 我可以烧火做饭不
[00:07:26] 程大哥这个人呐
[00:07:29] 他能不能成大才
[00:07:31] 他是诸多原因构成的
[00:07:33] 别看您那读书不多
[00:07:37] 认字不多
[00:07:38] 程咬金说
[00:07:39] 别提这不多
[00:07:41] 我这认字基本上就不认识
[00:07:44] 咱就不提这个
[00:07:45] 但是
[00:07:46] 您这人
[00:07:49] 我通过这一段的接触
[00:07:51] 我觉得您是办大事儿的人
[00:07:54] 嗯
[00:07:55] 是我能办大事儿
[00:07:58] 只要你让我办
[00:07:59] 我就敢办
[00:08:01] 油桐说成
[00:08:02] 大哥这个人其实原本长得都一样
[00:08:08] 没有说谁天生就得露大脸
[00:08:12] 谁天生就得现大眼
[00:08:14] 谁天生就高贵
[00:08:17] 谁天生就贫贱
[00:08:19] 本来都一样的落声
[00:08:22] 第一声提交都是一样的
[00:08:25] 就是说呢
[00:08:25] 你落生在什么地方
[00:08:27] 这个又说到你人生这个道路怎么走的
[00:08:30] 这个有说到就说咱们哥儿俩吧
[00:08:33] 你这小扒村
[00:08:34] 我在武南庄
[00:08:36] 咱们哥儿俩落生
[00:08:37] 这地方不怎么样
[00:08:39] 比方说您要落生在皇宫内院
[00:08:42] 您是皇上的儿子
[00:08:44] 您一落生
[00:08:45] 您就是太子啊
[00:08:47] 您就不是太子的话
[00:08:49] 起码你得疯
[00:08:50] 王爷
[00:08:51] 您就在上层呆着
[00:08:53] 您就是头等废物
[00:08:55] 头等饭桶
[00:08:56] 您也是当王爷的饭桶
[00:08:59] 是不是
[00:09:00] H
[00:09:02] 程咬金说
[00:09:03] 油通
[00:09:04] 你说这话我听着还真是个理儿
[00:09:07] 咱们掏出错地方了
[00:09:09] 他娘的
[00:09:10] 我落在小扒村了
[00:09:11] 我落在小爬虫李婷这名儿小扒村儿
[00:09:14] 那我就得卖筢子
[00:09:16] 刘彤说是啊
[00:09:18] 不过呢
[00:09:19] 这个人的命运它是可以改变的
[00:09:22] 我看您呐就可以改变
[00:09:26] 你说我怎么改变
[00:09:29] 看到莫今后你自个儿怎么想
[00:09:32] 程咬金是我不跟你说了吗
[00:09:33] 我没怎么想
[00:09:35] 你要能给我安排个活儿
[00:09:37] 或者在你的哪个买卖那儿
[00:09:39] 或者在哪个饭馆儿啊
[00:09:41] 让我帮个忙啊
[00:09:42] 打个杂儿啊
[00:09:43] 这都行
[00:09:44] A 内不行
[00:09:45] 要那么地
[00:09:46] 我就把您大材小用了
[00:09:49] 我问您
[00:09:50] 您识字不多
[00:09:52] 武艺如何
[00:09:54] 程咬金说
[00:09:55] 这武艺呀
[00:09:56] 我还真挺喜好
[00:09:58] 我年轻的时候
[00:10:00] 小的时候跟人家学过练过
[00:10:03] 拳脚啊也会两下
[00:10:05] 但是都非常的不经
[00:10:07] 按说你说起码
[00:10:09] 我给那个范野马的那个管马帮的人
[00:10:13] 我当过看马的
[00:10:15] 我跟他们在一块儿咕噜了一年多
[00:10:17] 追那个马我也有研究
[00:10:20] 多不听话的码
[00:10:22] 我都能把它祈福喽
[00:10:24] 可是干了一阵儿
[00:10:25] 人家走了
[00:10:27] 我就不能跟人家走啊
[00:10:28] 家里有老娘啊
[00:10:30] 所以我这些年呢
[00:10:32] 就是干什么都不长a 胡里八涂油桐说
[00:10:37] 成大哥
[00:10:38] 您要想着将来有大出息
[00:10:41] 这武艺您得练
[00:10:44] 程咬金说
[00:10:44] 行啊
[00:10:46] 可是我跟陈学啊
[00:10:48] 刘同说
[00:10:49] 您要是不嫌弃的话呀
[00:10:51] 我先叫你去
[00:10:53] 我算当您一个启蒙的引路人
[00:10:56] 别
[00:10:56] 别别
[00:10:57] 授人一艺便为师啊
[00:11:00] 你要教我的话
[00:11:01] 我就认你为老师
[00:11:03] 尤其男人
[00:11:03] 别别
[00:11:04] 咱别叫老师
[00:11:05] 咱们还是弟兄
[00:11:06] 您跟我来上我的后花园、演武场子那儿去看看嘞
[00:11:12] 程咬金跟着邮通就到了他的后花园演武场
[00:11:17] 倒在演武场这儿
[00:11:18] 油桐让程幼金先看摆在旁边的这个兵器架子
[00:11:23] 您瞧瞧
[00:11:24] 我这十八般兵器样样齐备
[00:11:27] 你喜欢什么样的兵器
[00:11:29] 您先选一样
[00:11:30] 然后我再教您练
[00:11:32] 我要教不了您
[00:11:33] 我给您请高人教您
[00:11:36] 程咬金一瞧
[00:11:37] 哎哟
[00:11:38] 这兵器架子上摆着什么刀枪剑戟、斧钺、钩、叉、鞭、锏、锤、抓、镗、棍、槊、棒、拍、啪慕、月牙铲
[00:11:47] 带钩儿的、带刃儿的、带峨嵋针儿的、带九连环的
[00:11:50] 长的、短的、硬的、软的
[00:11:52] 十八般兵器是样样齐全
[00:11:55] 程咬金看了个眼花缭乱
[00:11:58] 端详了半天
[00:12:01] 这么多兵器
[00:12:03] 我看着都不知道学什么好了
[00:12:07] 尤俊达说您练枪这枪怎么样
[00:12:09] 程咬金说这玩意儿不抢
[00:12:12] 这玩意儿一扎就这么一点呢
[00:12:15] AJ 面儿太小
[00:12:18] 尤通说您练刀
[00:12:20] 这大刀一砍可以砍一片
[00:12:24] 程咬金说
[00:12:24] 刀这玩意儿也不行
[00:12:28] 这玩意儿我看着分量轻点
[00:12:31] 他一伸手
[00:12:32] 在兵刃架子上就拿过一把开山钺
[00:12:37] 又叫开山大斧
[00:12:39] 又叫车轮腐
[00:12:41] 为什么叫车轮腐呢
[00:12:43] 这个福字儿特别宽
[00:12:45] 特别大
[00:12:46] 两把斧子要是斧子背儿一碰
[00:12:49] 就正好是一个圆形的车轮一样
[00:12:52] 所以叫车轮腐
[00:12:54] 程咬金把这斧子拿起来了
[00:12:56] A
[00:12:57] 它这玩意儿不错
[00:12:59] 说由头
[00:13:00] 你就交给我练这个吧
[00:13:03] 尤俊达说
[00:13:04] 嘿
[00:13:05] 程大哥
[00:13:06] 什么人使什么兵器
[00:13:08] 您使斧子好使斧子的人
[00:13:11] 一个是得有力气
[00:13:13] 再者说这个斧子使起来对敌人有威慑力
[00:13:18] 另外来讲
[00:13:19] 这名字也好听啊
[00:13:20] 使斧子斧福分
[00:13:24] A
[00:13:25] 从这个谐音上来讲
[00:13:26] 您是有福之人
[00:13:28] 得
[00:13:28] 得得得
[00:13:29] 你别给我惹出这么一大堆话来
[00:13:31] 我还有福之人
[00:13:32] 我到现在连媳妇儿都没有
[00:13:34] 我哪来的福啊
[00:13:36] 你就交给我练斧子吧
[00:13:38] 尤俊达说好从今天开始
[00:13:40] 我就教您练斧子
[00:13:43] 当天晚上吃完饭之后
[00:13:46] 在这后花园演武厂子
[00:13:48] 这油通就开始教程
[00:13:50] 要金练斧子
[00:13:52] 开始头一天晚上先交给他练武朝
[00:13:56] 别交多了
[00:13:57] 交多了怕记不住
[00:13:59] 交了五招
[00:14:00] 程咬金学会了
[00:14:02] 学会了之后
[00:14:03] 睡了一宿觉
[00:14:03] 第二天晚上接着还教
[00:14:06] 又教五招
[00:14:07] 前后一共十招了
[00:14:09] 程咬金又学会了
[00:14:11] 到第三天晚上又教五招
[00:14:13] 教完了五招
[00:14:14] 说把头衔给复习复习吧
[00:14:16] 头衔那实招拳王了
[00:14:18] 还剩这五招
[00:14:20] 尤俊达一看
[00:14:21] 我是程大哥
[00:14:23] 您这记性
[00:14:24] 按说这岁数不应该这样a
[00:14:26] 我也说呢
[00:14:28] 他娘的
[00:14:28] 要不说怎么没福分呢
[00:14:31] 你说这玩意儿
[00:14:32] 哎呀哈
[00:14:33] 狗脑子猪脑子
[00:14:36] A 由金大哥您别着急
[00:14:38] 您呢多复习几遍我再教您
[00:14:41] 交了五天
[00:14:43] 程咬金还是就会五朝
[00:14:47] 尤俊达这天可有点犯愁了
[00:14:49] 看着程咬金
[00:14:51] 唐大哥
[00:14:52] 要照这个进度啊
[00:14:55] 我看您这斧子要学得学到什么时候能出师呢
[00:14:59] 八十来岁吧
[00:15:01] 程咬金一听
[00:15:03] A
[00:15:03] 刘彤
[00:15:04] 你别挖苦我啊
[00:15:06] 你放心
[00:15:07] 我我好好学
[00:15:10] 我
[00:15:11] 程咬金要是这斧子要在练不成
[00:15:14] 我这辈子就什么都不是了
[00:15:17] 有的同学就是啊
[00:15:18] 程大哥学会惊人艺卖于帝王家
[00:15:23] 帝王不买卖于施家
[00:15:25] 您身上现在别的素质全都具备
[00:15:29] 我跟您说吧
[00:15:31] 您素质是有了
[00:15:33] 现在就是没有机遇
[00:15:36] 但是机遇来了
[00:15:37] 您得应付得了
[00:15:39] 可您现在练武艺
[00:15:42] 您不太用心
[00:15:43] 那您得用心
[00:15:45] 啊
[00:15:46] 晚上得多琢磨
[00:15:49] 所谓舞者
[00:15:50] Dei 思也
[00:15:52] 啊
[00:15:52] 这这我知道我知道
[00:15:53] 哎
[00:15:54] 尤俊达
[00:15:54] 呃
[00:15:55] 您放心
[00:15:56] 尤俊达这几句话呀可是真说到程咬金心里去了
[00:16:01] 尤俊达走了之后
[00:16:03] 程咬金自个儿坐在屋里边儿
[00:16:06] 老半天没言语
[00:16:07] 程咬金心想
[00:16:08] 老程啊
[00:16:10] 你都这么大岁数了
[00:16:12] 什么都干
[00:16:12] 不成文的不行
[00:16:15] 武地也不灵
[00:16:17] 你干嘛呀
[00:16:18] 你将来到老了之后头发白了
[00:16:22] 回首往事的时候一琢磨
[00:16:24] 这一辈子就瞎混过来
[00:16:26] 什么玩意儿啊
[00:16:27] 怎么这个斧子你就练不成呢
[00:16:29] 嗯
[00:16:30] 这斧子我好好琢磨
[00:16:32] 头一天交给我内五项是怎么回事儿
[00:16:36] 程咬金把这个斧子就拿到屋来了
[00:16:40] 拿到屋来之后
[00:16:41] 在呢自个儿琢磨着比划比划来比划去
[00:16:44] 搜索枯肠追寻记忆
[00:16:47] 就想以前怎么教的他
[00:16:50] 哎呀
[00:16:51] 怎么就学不会
[00:16:53] 学不利索呢
[00:16:55] 老程啊
[00:16:56] 你是废物咯
[00:16:57] 你玩咯
[00:16:59] 把这斧子立在墙旮旯那儿
[00:17:02] 自个儿转身上床
[00:17:04] 躺着睡觉
[00:17:05] 躺着睡觉
[00:17:06] 程咬金可从来没有失眠的时候
[00:17:09] 今儿个有点儿失眠
[00:17:11] 开始睡不着
[00:17:13] 就琢磨
[00:17:13] 这斧子真热呀
[00:17:18] 程咬金心想
[00:17:19] 睡不着
[00:17:20] 把衣裳脱了
[00:17:22] 甲级睡眠脱一大光
[00:17:24] 定把衣裳往里一扔
[00:17:26] 因为程咬金就在后花园旁边
[00:17:29] 有这么一间屋子
[00:17:30] 他自个儿单独住
[00:17:32] 游钧拿呢也在旁边
[00:17:34] 有一间房离他不远
[00:17:36] 所以程咬金脱衣光腚往那一躺
[00:17:39] 哎
[00:17:39] 你还别说
[00:17:40] 他真睡着了
[00:17:43] 睡着了之后
[00:17:44] 程咬金一直琢磨这斧子
[00:17:46] 想着想着
[00:17:47] 也不知道是醒了还是没醒
[00:17:51] 就觉得这房门一响
[00:17:52] 又打外边走进来一个白胡子老头儿
[00:17:55] 这老头儿进来了
[00:17:56] 一看程咬金
[00:17:59] 我说你这个程咬金呐
[00:18:02] 你笨透了
[00:18:04] 程咬金扑棱做起来了
[00:18:05] H 子
[00:18:07] 我笨你也知道嘛
[00:18:08] 您从哪儿来
[00:18:10] 我呀
[00:18:11] 就是这本村儿的
[00:18:13] 我看你天天练斧子练得没那么笨的了
[00:18:18] 怎么就学不会呢
[00:18:21] 老爷子
[00:18:22] 瞧这意思
[00:18:23] 你也是练家子
[00:18:25] 那可不呗
[00:18:26] 今儿我教你两招能记住
[00:18:30] 行行行
[00:18:31] 您说您教我怎么练
[00:18:34] 把这斧子拿去呗a
[00:18:37] 程咬金把斧头拿起来
[00:18:39] 老头儿走上外边
[00:18:40] 程咬金跟着老头儿上院子里了
[00:18:43] 老头儿在兵器架子上也拿过一把斧子来
[00:18:46] 把这兵斧子拿到手里
[00:18:49] 老头说
[00:18:49] 我告诉你
[00:18:50] 你这个人笨啊
[00:18:52] 就得奔交法
[00:18:54] 比方说头一斧子奔人家脑袋往下批
[00:18:58] 我就告诉你
[00:19:00] 往下砍
[00:19:01] 这能记住不啊
[00:19:03] 这能记住
[00:19:04] 能记住
[00:19:05] 往下砍
[00:19:06] 我再告诉你第二下
[00:19:08] 搬过斧头往前推服转
[00:19:11] 奔哽嗓挑咽喉
[00:19:14] 这叫往前捅
[00:19:15] A
[00:19:16] 好
[00:19:16] 往前捅
[00:19:19] 紧接着对方要是拿兵器一颗你就服
[00:19:22] 转你班服转抡斧头横着这么一划拉
[00:19:27] 这就横划落
[00:19:29] 哎
[00:19:29] 横划落
[00:19:31] 这三条能记住
[00:19:32] 记住了
[00:19:33] 网线砍还往前捅啊
[00:19:35] 横划落
[00:19:37] 嘿
[00:19:37] 你这带口诀的
[00:19:38] 这挺好
[00:19:39] 老头儿让我再交给你往下接着练
[00:19:43] 这老头儿就一招一式地交给程咬金继续往下练
[00:19:48] 程咬金跟着老头儿就学
[00:19:50] 哎哟
[00:19:51] 程咬金忽然觉得我不笨
[00:19:53] 那老头儿教一招
[00:19:55] 我就会一招儿
[00:19:57] 一会儿的工夫
[00:19:58] 老头儿教给他36 路宣花斧
[00:20:02] 程咬金把这个府招都学会了
[00:20:05] 36 路宣花斧削完之后
[00:20:07] 老头说
[00:20:08] 你再从头念
[00:20:09] 程咬金把这斧子一举H
[00:20:13] 这头不好起这头像怎么回事儿呢
[00:20:16] 老头儿
[00:20:16] 往下砍呐
[00:20:18] 啊对
[00:20:19] 往下砍J
[00:20:20] 我老记不住
[00:20:22] 老头说
[00:20:23] 这样
[00:20:23] 我给你编一套口诀
[00:20:25] 头三下你要砍出来后边儿我看你就能贷出来
[00:20:30] H 差不多
[00:20:31] 您怎么编这么说吧
[00:20:34] 你喜欢吃西瓜不啊
[00:20:36] 喜欢吃啊
[00:20:37] 我自个一顿能吃俩a
[00:20:39] 那就行
[00:20:40] 投一下就叫切西瓜
[00:20:43] 从上往下切a
[00:20:45] 好切西瓜
[00:20:47] 这记住了
[00:20:48] 第二下符纂
[00:20:50] 往前一推
[00:20:51] 奔哽嗓挑咽喉
[00:20:53] 你笨他那个嘴那处叫剔牙
[00:20:56] H 7 牙
[00:20:58] 哼
[00:20:59] 这幅钻就剔牙
[00:21:01] 这牙签儿可大点儿呢
[00:21:04] 把牙能给踢掉
[00:21:05] 你就记住a
[00:21:07] 第三
[00:21:08] 下班服转抡斧头横扫而过
[00:21:11] 奔敌方的这个脑袋这块儿来叫掏耳朵
[00:21:16] A 掏耳朵
[00:21:18] 这记住了
[00:21:19] 切西瓜
[00:21:21] 剔牙掏耳朵
[00:21:23] 这能记住
[00:21:24] 后边儿想起来抹
[00:21:26] 您等等啊
[00:21:27] 我来了
[00:21:28] 程咬金把这个斧子一举
[00:21:30] 切西瓜
[00:21:31] 剔牙
[00:21:32] 掏耳朵
[00:21:33] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:21:35] A
[00:21:35] 有这三府的起头啊
[00:21:38] 后边这36 招宣华府他都想起来了
[00:21:41] 刷刷刷刷刷刷刷
[00:21:43] 全都练起来了
[00:21:45] 老头儿在旁边一看
[00:21:46] 点了点头
[00:21:48] 看来呀
[00:21:49] 你还有点儿福分
[00:21:51] 你这个脑子啊
[00:21:52] 还不是死湖路的恋
[00:21:55] 练一遍再练一遍
[00:21:58] 接着练了两遍
[00:22:00] 老头一笑
[00:22:01] 好啊
[00:22:03] 就这样吧
[00:22:04] 我走啦
[00:22:05] 别忘了投三下
[00:22:07] 别忘了有头三下就能引出来后面那30多下a 好啦
[00:22:13] 老头儿转身走了
[00:22:15] 程咬金进了屋啦
[00:22:17] 进到屋里边儿之后自个儿合计着
[00:22:21] 这玩意儿别忘了哇
[00:22:23] 我呀
[00:22:23] 从现在开始我就练
[00:22:26] 我练它时
[00:22:27] 便赶到明天让邮通看看我呀
[00:22:31] 碰见高人了
[00:22:33] 人家又交给我练斧子落
[00:22:35] 程咬金自个儿也不知道是睡着还是做着梦呢
[00:22:40] 光着腚就把屋子里边儿有一条长板凳拽过来了
[00:22:44] 假装马骑坐在长板凳上
[00:22:48] 把这斧子抡起来切切过剔牙
[00:22:50] 掏耳刀
[00:22:51] 唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰
[00:22:55] 稀里哗啦
[00:22:56] 屋子里边茶壶也掉地下了
[00:22:58] 桌子也给批了
[00:22:59] 屋子里边儿一折腾
[00:23:00] 油桶在旁边屋睡的觉都听着了
[00:23:03] 油桶出来
[00:23:04] 隔着窗户从外面往里一看
[00:23:06] 哎哟我的妈
[00:23:07] 程咬金是高人呐
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