《Oh Sh*t(Instrumental)(Instrumental)》歌词

[00:00:01] Oh Sh*t (Instrumental) - The Pharcyde

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[00:00:34] Little Sally Walker

[00:00:35] Sittin' in a saucer

[00:00:36] Oh how I tossed that a** up

[00:00:38] Like a mission in the woods

[00:00:40] Woody woodpecker would if he could

[00:00:41] But I didn't want to pass it up

[00:00:43] To the next man had my Walkman bumpin' on

[00:00:46] The fifty yard

[00:00:46] And my adrenaline pumpin'

[00:00:48] Like a kill thriller driller tiller out

[00:00:49] With the Miller brew

[00:00:50] Filler up took it

[00:00:51] 'Til the damn Dutch puked

[00:00:52] Luke Skywalker ain't a sweet-talker so I got ill

[00:00:55] With my light saber

[00:00:56] That came in one fancy flavor

[00:00:57] My strange behavior led to an outburst

[00:00:59] The night felt good

[00:01:00] But the day got worse

[00:01:02] I thought I was alone slim trade the stowaway

[00:01:04] With a brown-eyed bombshell

[00:01:05] That was d**e enough to pay

[00:01:06] I looked over my shoulder

[00:01:08] And my cover was peeled

[00:01:09] By my whole school sayin' "ooh"

[00:01:10] And i'm busted for real

[00:01:13] Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

[00:01:20] What to say the least

[00:01:21] I'm so slick

[00:01:22] That they need to call me grease

[00:01:23] 'Cause I slips and I slides

[00:01:24] When I rides on the beast

[00:01:26] Imani and your mom sittin' in a tree

[00:01:28] K-i-s-s-i-n-g

[00:01:30] Yo first comes the tongue

[00:01:31] And then come the she

[00:01:32] My homey's m-o-m what (m-i-e)

[00:01:34] Yo and to think from day one in my eyes

[00:01:36] I show fear 'cause

[00:01:37] I stepped into his house his

[00:01:38] Mom's grinnin' ear to ear

[00:01:40] Gigglin' and winks for weeks

[00:01:41] I would encounter from this female

[00:01:43] She's sizin' me up for the kill

[00:01:45] Oh what the hell is

[00:01:46] What I said to myself

[00:01:47] So that I wouldn't worry

[00:01:49] I'm sittin' on the couch

[00:01:50] And wish Greg would please hurry up

[00:01:52] She offered me a cup of ripple broke out the titty

[00:01:55] Squeezed her nipple said suck it

[00:01:56] If you like but please don't bite it

[00:01:58] I had an urge to say f**k it

[00:02:00] But I knew I had to fight it

[00:02:02] Before I could say alakazam

[00:02:05] I took this old b**ch in a doggie style

[00:02:07] Greg walked in the room

[00:02:08] That ni**a cold had a fit

[00:02:11] But all this numb-skull could say was oh sh*t

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[00:02:52] Come on

[00:02:53] One fine summertime Sunday evening

[00:02:55] Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing

[00:02:58] Perfect example of

[00:02:59] How looks can be deceiving

[00:03:00] Rolled up to what I thought

[00:03:01] Was a pretty young thing

[00:03:02] Rollin' in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids

[00:03:05] Was an aid to her sex appeal

[00:03:07] Dude she was d**e man real d**e on the wheel

[00:03:12] Well anyway I went toot toot

[00:03:13] She said hey a beep beep

[00:03:15] The next day rolled down to the beach

[00:03:17] Tuesday me and my new Crenshaw cutie

[00:03:19] Coolin' on the beach

[00:03:20] And now she's rubbin' on my booty

[00:03:21] Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula

[00:03:23] But it wasn't all that spectacular

[00:03:25] 'Cause every time I tried to touch upon her tay-titty

[00:03:28] She would be like quit b

[00:03:30] B**ch was frontin' but I didn't say nothin'

[00:03:32] Then all of the sudden

[00:03:33] After someone pushed the button

[00:03:34] I got a funny feeling

[00:03:35] Like something was real wrong

[00:03:37] Looked at her shoes

[00:03:38] And her feets was real long

[00:03:39] Then it hit me oh please god no

[00:03:41] Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe

[00:03:44] He pulled a fast one on me yo

[00:03:46] I guess that's one of those things

[00:03:48] That make you go: sh*t

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