《I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:01] If your a** is a chinese restaurant

[00:00:05] I'll have the poo poo platter

[00:00:08] My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home class

[00:00:13] Later in the afternoon some jarheads

[00:00:15] In the locker room kicked my a**

[00:00:19] I said guys I'm like you

[00:00:21] I like monster trucks too

[00:00:22] Wanna see how many push ups I can do

[00:00:26] I just wish I was queer so I could get

[00:00:28] Chicks dig guys that are

[00:00:31] Queer guys that don't dig

[00:00:34] Chicks that don't dig guys like me

[00:00:37] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[00:00:41] But if I were handsome

[00:00:42] Just imagine how great it would be

[00:00:46] Incognito as gay though but not actually

[00:00:48] That way though pseudo homo phony

[00:00:52] Maybe it'sa stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

[00:00:55] But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

[00:00:59] Scoring with a super model would be easy

[00:01:04] Cause super model means voluptuous

[00:01:05] But is also is synonomous with super dumb

[00:01:10] Ya see I'd be a good listener so shed treat

[00:01:12] Me like a sister and soon I'd become

[00:01:17] That trusted friend that cares

[00:01:18] That rubs her back and braids her hair

[00:01:20] No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

[00:01:23] I wish I was queer so I could get

[00:01:25] Chicks dig guys that are

[00:01:28] Queer guys that don't dig

[00:01:31] Chicks that don't dig guys like me

[00:01:35] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[00:01:38] Doesn't matter what I'm packin in

[00:01:40] My denim it'swhat's in my genes

[00:01:44] The only smoked meat the only sausage

[00:01:45] I would eat is made by jimmy dean

[00:01:50] See I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline

[00:01:53] No I'm not princess di and I don't wanna be a queen

[00:01:56] I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

[00:02:23] Anyway if I were gay

[00:02:24] I'd have to change my name to dirk or lewis

[00:02:29] Hang out with my moms hair stylist

[00:02:30] His name is kip hes got a lisp he talks like this

[00:02:35] And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of broadway

[00:02:38] And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet

[00:02:42] I wish I was queer so I could get

[00:02:44] Chicks dig guys that are

[00:02:47] Queer guys that don't dig

[00:02:50] Chicks dig guys that are

[00:02:53] Queer guys that don't dig

[00:02:56] Chicks dig guys that are

[00:02:59] Queer guys that don't dig

[00:03:02] Chicks that don't dig guys like me

[00:03:06] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[00:03:11] And I don't shave my heiny

[00:03:14] Don't shave my heiny

[00:03:18] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[00:03:22] And I don't shave my heiny

[00:03:26] Don't shave my heiny

[00:03:30] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

[00:03:35] And I don't shave my heiny

[00:03:38] Don't shave my heiny

[00:03:42] See I'm not queer I'm too ugly