《大实话》歌词

[00:00:01] 说天亲,天也不算亲,天有日月和星辰,
[00:00:11] 日月穿梭催人老,带走世上多少滴人;
[00:00:20] 说地亲,地也不算亲,地长万物似黄金,
[00:00:29] 争名夺利多少载,看罢新坟看旧坟;
[00:00:39] 说爹妈亲,不算可亲,二老不能永生存,
[00:00:48] 满堂的儿女留也留不住,一捧黄土雨泪纷纷;
[00:00:58] 说亲戚亲,不算个亲,你有我富才算亲,
[00:01:05] 有朝一日那日子过穷了,富者不登穷家的门;
[00:01:13] 说朋友亲,不算个亲,朋友本是过路滴人,
[00:01:21] 人心不足这蛇吞象,朋友翻脸就是仇人;
[00:01:29] 说弟兄亲,不算可亲,一乃同胞各自起外心,
[00:01:38] 兄如豺狼弟似猛虎,分家之后各人顾各人;
[00:01:47] 说媳妇亲,不算个亲,背着丈夫外边找情人,
[00:01:55] 她跟那个小白脸子俩人问得儿蜜,全忘了于谦那么点子恩;
[00:02:04] 说小蜜亲,不算个亲,你拿出金银财宝她献了身,
[00:02:13] 有朝马死黄金尽,她归置东西进了那于谦的门;
[00:02:21] 要说亲,观众们亲,观众演员心连着心,
[00:02:30] 曾记得早年间有这么句古话,没有君子不养艺人;
[00:02:38] 昨日里趟风冒雪来到塞北,今日里下江南好景争春,
[00:02:46] 我劝诸位酒色财气君莫沾,吃喝嫖赌也莫沾身,
[00:02:55] 没事就把这相声大会进,听两段相声就散散心;
[00:03:03] 抱拳拱手遵列位,愿诸位招财进宝,日进斗金~~~
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