《Amish Paradise (Parody of ”Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio)》歌词

[00:00:00] Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
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[00:00:03] Written by:Jr./Larry Sanders/Douglas Rasheed/Stevie Wonder/Al Yankovic
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[00:00:11] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:00:14] 当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时
[00:00:14] I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plaing
[00:00:17] 看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白
[00:00:17] But that's just perfect for an amish like me
[00:00:20] 但这对我这种孟诺教派的人来说很完美
[00:00:20] You know I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:00:23] 知道不 我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意
[00:00:23] At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
[00:00:26] 我在早上四点半挤牛奶
[00:00:26] Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows fool
[00:00:29] 耶利米喂鸡雅各布耕地
[00:00:29] And I've been milking and plowing so long that
[00:00:32] 我挤奶和耕田的时间长到
[00:00:32] Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
[00:00:35] 连以西结都觉得我疯了
[00:00:35] I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline
[00:00:38] 我是大地之子 纪律是我的信条
[00:00:38] Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:00:41] 我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡
[00:00:41] But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:00:44] 不过要是我和你都干完了活
[00:00:44] Then tonight were gonna party like it's 1699
[00:00:47] 今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对
[00:00:47] We been spending most our lives
[00:00:49] 我们的大半生都
[00:00:49] Living in an amish paradise
[00:00:53] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:00:53] I've churned butter once or twice
[00:00:55] 我也许会搅拌黄油一两次
[00:00:55] Living in an amish paradise
[00:00:59] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:00:59] It's hard work and sacrifice
[00:01:01] 意味着辛勤工作和牺牲
[00:01:01] Living in an amish paradise
[00:01:04] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:01:04] We sell quilts at a discount price
[00:01:07] 我们有低价出售的被子
[00:01:07] Living in an amish paradise
[00:01:10] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:01:10] A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[00:01:13] 上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股
[00:01:13] I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[00:01:16] 我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边
[00:01:16] I really don't care in fact I wish him well
[00:01:18] 我真的不在乎 我还希望他过得好
[00:01:18] 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
[00:01:20] 我一定会笑到头都掉下来
[00:01:20] When hes burning in hell
[00:01:21] 等他被地狱之火焚烧时
[00:01:21] But I ain't never punched a tourist
[00:01:23] 我从没打过观光客
[00:01:23] Even if he deserved it
[00:01:24] 即使他们真的很欠揍
[00:01:24] An amish with a tude
[00:01:26] 你觉得孟诺教派人很傲慢
[00:01:26] You know that's unheard of
[00:01:27] 那是扯淡
[00:01:27] I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
[00:01:30] 我从不穿带扣子的衣服 但我戴很酷的帽子
[00:01:30] And my homies agree
[00:01:31] 且我全家都认为
[00:01:31] I really look good in black fool
[00:01:33] 我穿黑色很棒
[00:01:33] If you come to visit
[00:01:35] 你要是来观光
[00:01:35] You'll be bored to tears
[00:01:36] 你一定会无聊到哭出来
[00:01:36] We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[00:01:39] 我们三百年都没交过电话费
[00:01:39] But we ain't really quaint
[00:01:40] 但这真没什么稀奇的
[00:01:40] So please don't point and stare
[00:01:42] 所以请别对我们指指点点
[00:01:42] Were just technologically impaired
[00:01:44] 我们只是不太懂现代科技
[00:01:44] There's no phone no lights no motorcar
[00:01:48] 这里没电话 没电灯 没汽车
[00:01:48] Not a single luxury
[00:01:51] 没有一件奢侈品
[00:01:51] Like robinson caruso
[00:01:53] 就像鲁宾逊一样
[00:01:53] It's as primitive as can be
[00:01:57] 怎么原始怎么过
[00:01:57] We been spending most our lives
[00:02:00] 我们的大半生都
[00:02:00] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:03] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:03] Were just plain and simple guys
[00:02:05] 我们只是朴素简单的家伙
[00:02:05] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:09] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:09] There's no time for sin and vice
[00:02:11] 这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败
[00:02:11] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:15] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:15] We don't fight we all play nice
[00:02:17] 我们不打架 我们相处愉快
[00:02:17] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:20] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:20] Hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter
[00:02:23] 拴住马车 搅拌许多黄油
[00:02:23] Raised a barn on monday soon I'll raise anutter
[00:02:26] 周一建了座谷仓 很快再建别的
[00:02:26] Think you're really righteous
[00:02:28] 你觉得你正直
[00:02:28] Think you're pure in heart
[00:02:29] 你觉得你心灵纯洁
[00:02:29] Well I know I'm a million time
[00:02:31] 呵呵 我可是谦逊几千倍
[00:02:31] As humble as thou art
[00:02:32] 比你想
[00:02:32] I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
[00:02:35] 我从小就希望成为虔诚的信徒
[00:02:35] On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[00:02:38] 我夜以继日的跪坐来积攒下半生的福数
[00:02:38] So don't be vain and don't be whiny
[00:02:40] 所以别傲慢也别发牢骚
[00:02:40] Or else my brother
[00:02:41] 不然 兄弟
[00:02:41] I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[00:02:44] 我也许会让你有一个中世纪的屁股
[00:02:44] We been spending most our lives
[00:02:46] 我们的大半生都
[00:02:46] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:50] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:50] Were all crazy mennonites
[00:02:52] 我们都是狂热的门诺派教徒
[00:02:52] Living in an amish paradise
[00:02:56] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:02:56] There's no cops or traffic lights
[00:02:58] 这里没有警察或者红绿灯
[00:02:58] Living in an amish paradise
[00:03:02] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:03:02] But you'd probably think it bites
[00:03:04] 但你可能觉得这不适合你
[00:03:04] Living in an amish paradise
[00:03:07] 活在孟诺教派一族的世外天堂
[00:03:07] Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
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[00:03:13] Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yech
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