《Legend In My Spare Time》歌词

[00:00:00] Legend In My Spare Time - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:24] Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky

[00:00:26] Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean A** Honky

[00:00:28] And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe

[00:00:30] Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy

[00:00:32] Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster

[00:00:34] Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door "Could You Be A Sponsor "

[00:00:36] Tiny Bubbles In My Tub Pull My Finger Lawrence Welk

[00:00:38] If You Wanna Look Like Rocky Dennis Better Drink Your Milk

[00:00:40] When I'm Feeling Oriental I Gotta Rub My Chin

[00:00:42] Gonna Hold My Water In Like I'm Gunga Din

[00:00:43] So Have A Taste Of My Bass Cause The Girlies Got Smiles

[00:00:46] You Get On My Case Like The Rockford Files

[00:00:47] Crazy Eddie In The Slammer Cause He's Giving It All Away

[00:00:50] John Boy In The Barn With A Horse In The Hay

[00:00:52] No Rhyme No Reason No Job No Class

[00:00:53] And We Don't Go Near The Ghetto Cause They'd Shoot Our A**

[00:00:56] Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What

[00:00:59] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:01:07] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:01:11] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

[00:01:13] If You Ain't Ever Been To The Suburbs

[00:01:15] Don't Ever Come To The Suburbs

[00:01:16] Cause You Wouldn't Understand The Suburbs

[00:01:18] Cause I'm A Huskin' A Huskin' A Huskin' Your Corn

[00:01:21] I'm As Deep As The Plot To A Gay Porn

[00:01:23] So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I Forgot To Hide Away The Body

[00:01:26] I Know That She's A Hotty But Damn That Girl Could Party

[00:01:28] So Come To Me Momma It Ain't No Crime

[00:01:29] I'm The Skilled Love Doctor Growlin' "What's Your Sign "

[00:01:31] I Did The Flamin' Waffle With Ho Chi Min

[00:01:33] Your Girl's A Dollar Bill We Don't Know Where She's Been

[00:01:35] J F K 'S Head Is A Puzzle And Your Woman Needs A Muzzle

[00:01:37] Barbara Eden In The Bottle And Now I'm Gonna Guzzle

[00:01:39] You're Too What Shy Shy Huh What

[00:01:41] Hush Hush Yea I Knew Why

[00:01:42] Cause We're Playing The Palladium You Can't Get On Star Search

[00:01:45] Daddy Legs Standing Tall He Can Do The Funky Lurch

[00:01:47] And Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Short For Jimmy Jimmy Popular

[00:01:49] You Know I Know You Know Your Not The Tough Guy That You Thought You Were

[00:01:52] Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What

[00:01:54] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:01:58] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:02] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

[00:02:04] Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What

[00:02:07] Cause I Wopbobaloobop

[00:02:09] Ha Cha Cha Chatch

[00:02:11] Come Lick My Balls

[00:02:13] Vive La My Crotch

[00:02:15] Cause Your Daddy Thinks I'm Lazy Your Momma Thinks I'm Crazy

[00:02:17] But Neither Of Them Know That You Are Carrying My Baby

[00:02:19] And I'm The Amos I'm The Andy I'm The Sticky Aunt Jemammy

[00:02:21] I Gave You Mouth To Mouth Like Resuscitation Annie

[00:02:23] It Takes Two Of Us To Do This Like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis

[00:02:26] And Your Throat Is Swollen Gloryholen' Ya Blew Us

[00:02:27] George Burns' Pacemaker Beats Steady Slow And Low

[00:02:29] That's Why We Got More Hits Then A Dealer At A Dead Show

[00:02:31] Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What

[00:02:34] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:38] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:42] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:50] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:54] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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[00:02:58] I'm A Legend In My Spare Time

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