《Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) - Frank Zappa

[00:00:07] My name is Swaggart

[00:00:11] I am an asshole

[00:00:15] All my friends

[00:00:19] They call me "Jim"

[00:00:21] (Hi Jim )

[00:00:23] I'm from Louisiana

[00:00:26] I make lots of money

[00:00:30] But I f**ked up

[00:00:32] And commited a sin

[00:00:37] Come out here to Californy

[00:00:41] Just to find me

[00:00:42] Some pretty girls

[00:00:44] (No shit )

[00:00:44] The ones I seen

[00:00:46] Gets me so horny;

[00:00:48] Ruby lips

[00:00:49] 'N teeth like pearls

[00:00:52] Wanna love 'em all

[00:00:53] In the name of Jesus

[00:00:55] Wanna pretty girl –

[00:00:57] I'll even pay

[00:00:58] I'll buy 'em furs

[00:01:00] I'll buy 'em jewelry

[00:01:02] I'll never f**k them;

[00:01:03] Here's what I say:

[00:01:08] I'm lonesome Cowboy Jim

[00:01:11] (Speakin' atcha )

[00:01:12] I only give 'em the tips of him

[00:01:14] (Posin' atcha )

[00:01:16] My cowboy pants

[00:01:18] My cowboy dance

[00:01:20] My bold advance

[00:01:22] On this here prostitute

[00:01:29] Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey

[00:01:29] Yodel-oh-oo-pee

[00:01:32] (He's lonesome Cowboy Jim

[00:01:35] Look at the tip of him )

[00:01:39] Come on in this place

[00:01:41] 'N I'll buy you a taste

[00:01:42] You can sit on my face –

[00:01:44] Where's my prostitute/waitress

[00:01:52] Swaggart Swaggart redneck (thank you )

[00:01:57] Swaggart Swaggart redneck (yessir )

[00:02:02] I'm an awful nice guy (so you say)

[00:02:04] I sweat all day in the sun (oh yeah yeah)

[00:02:07] I'm a preacher by trade

[00:02:08] Quite a bundle like me

[00:02:09] And I'm a feature ol' mumble-mumble

[00:02:11] Son-of-a-gun

[00:02:13] (He's a unionized roofin' old

[00:02:14] Son-of-a-gun )

[00:02:18] Fill in the blank

[00:02:19] When I get off I get

[00:02:20] When I get off I get

[00:02:21] When I I I I

[00:02:23] And then Sharkey says:

[00:02:25] When I get off (pfft )

[00:02:31] I get sinful

[00:02:34] (Just the tip Only the tip now come on)

[00:02:39] I spoo

[00:02:42] Till I goo

[00:02:44] On the rug

[00:02:48] Then I find me

[00:02:52] Some eighteen ninety-five Luiann— Louisiana style prostitute

[00:02:56] And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch

[00:03:05] And I have

[00:03:07] So much fun

[00:03:08] Jay-zus Jay-zus

[00:03:10] (Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun)

[00:03:14] (What )

[00:03:15] I huff

[00:03:17] And I puff

[00:03:20] (Hratche-plche

[00:03:20] Hratche-plche)

[00:03:21] And I pump up my sanctified erection

[00:03:25] Till my cheeks

[00:03:28] Puff up

[00:03:30] An' turn red

[00:03:34] Along with my neck

[00:03:35] (Say varmint )

[00:03:35] I drool

[00:03:38] On my shirt

[00:03:40] Takes a little while before I squirt

[00:03:45] But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet

[00:03:48] UH-OH

[00:03:48] Made a mistake this time

[00:03:50] Now I've sinned

[00:03:53] Everybody

[00:03:54] (What an asshole )

[00:03:55] Made a mistake and I sinned uh

[00:03:58] Made a mistake and I sinned ow

[00:04:00] Made a mistake and I sinned what

[00:04:02] Made a mistake and I sinned

[00:04:06] Lonesome Cowboy Jim

[00:04:08] (Sinnin' atcha )

[00:04:09] Come smell this fringe-y shirt

[00:04:11] (Grinnin' atcha )

[00:04:13] My cowboy pants

[00:04:14] My cowboy dance

[00:04:16] My bold advance

[00:04:18] On this here prostitute

[00:04:24] Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh

[00:04:24] Yodel-oh-oo-pee

[00:04:26] (HE'S LONESOME COWBOY JIM/SCOTT

[00:04:30] BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO

[00:04:31] Don't you dare to laugh at him/swat)

[00:04:36] (Oh tune me in now)

[00:04:37] Come on in this place

[00:04:39] An' I'll buy you a taste

[00:04:42] 'N you can sit on my face –

[00:04:45] Where's my prostitute

[00:04:48] OPAL YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH