《神调说口(死亡版)》歌词

[00:00:00] 神调说口 (死亡版) - MC东方铭师 (Xiaoshi)

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[00:00:07] 曲：MC东方铭师

[00:00:11] 哎哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:00:23] 日落西山那啊

[00:00:27] 黑了天呢

[00:00:28] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:00:36] 日落西山呢黑了天

[00:00:38] 关上城门上上栓

[00:00:39] 十家上了九家锁

[00:00:40] 一家大门门没关

[00:00:41] 门没关门没关那

[00:00:42] 有** 有**

[00:00:42] 帽子没带鞋没穿

[00:00:44] **我一步两两步三

[00:00:45] 三环九转到堂前

[00:00:46] 我是脚踩地头顶天

[00:00:47] 迈开大步走连环

[00:00:48] 双足站稳靠营盘

[00:00:49] 摆上香案请神仙呢

[00:00:51] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:00:58] 说的是

[00:00:59] 大鼓一打响叮咚

[00:01:00] 大唐人马老唐兵啊

[00:01:00] 大唐人马可到好

[00:01:01] 一家老少挺安宁

[00:01:03] 大报马二灵通啊

[00:01:03] 快嘴撩哥学舌精

[00:01:04] 仙家走动把信通

[00:01:05] 要招狐家狐家到

[00:01:06] 要招黄家黄家应啊

[00:01:08] 狐黄两家没消停啊

[00:01:09] 老仙你

[00:01:09] 别忘带上那爷家的

[00:01:11] 三宗宝哎

[00:01:12] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:01:19] 说地是

[00:01:20] 也别说走大道越车辙

[00:01:21] 走小道露水多

[00:01:22] 蛮荒拉草荒地阁

[00:01:23] 一路之上多辛苦

[00:01:24] 辛苦有劳累多

[00:01:25] 辛苦劳累先别说

[00:01:26] 老仙你

[00:01:27] 稳坐压言要落座

[00:01:28] 这个毛囊先别摸哎

[00:01:30] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:01:37] 说地是

[00:01:37] 三间房子四下隔

[00:01:38] 躲不开马抹不开车

[00:01:39] 磕着碰着了不得

[00:01:40] 磕着君子总好办

[00:01:41] 碰着小人犯口舌呀

[00:01:42] 高粱地里长黄蒿啊

[00:01:44] 老仙你

[00:01:44] 影影焯焯来到了

[00:01:45] 乔麦开花一片白

[00:01:46] 房间老师来点

[00:01:47] 掌声掌声掌声掌声

[00:01:48] 叫我的头发轮起来哎

[00:01:49] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:01:57] 说的是

[00:01:57] 神鼓一打鞭子颤那

[00:01:58] 先说鼓来后说鞭

[00:01:59] 文王鼓柳木圈

[00:02:00] 锛子砍来刨子圆

[00:02:01] 鲁班老祖画完线

[00:02:02] 木匠威个小圆圈

[00:02:03] 紧又紧呢圆又圆

[00:02:04] 小小驴皮上边幔

[00:02:05] 斜山转角八根弦

[00:02:06] 四根朝北四根朝南

[00:02:07] 四根朝北安天下

[00:02:08] 四根朝南定江山

[00:02:09] 在中间那个拴上了

[00:02:10] 哪吒闹海金刚圈

[00:02:11] 小鼓黄三寸三

[00:02:11] 八个铜钱上边栓

[00:02:13] 用手一摇响连天

[00:02:13] 金钱一晃十万里

[00:02:14] 银钱一晃万架高山

[00:02:15] 打一下颠三颠

[00:02:16] 打三下个颠九颠

[00:02:17] 前三后四左五右六

[00:02:18] 十八下

[00:02:19] 梁山一百单八将

[00:02:20] 共计一百单八颠啊

[00:02:21] 回身再夸这把鞭

[00:02:22] 这把鞭可不一般

[00:02:23] 杨二郎用它赶过山

[00:02:24] 要是赶山山就走

[00:02:24] 要是赶河河水干

[00:02:25] 赶走高山露荒地

[00:02:26] 赶走河水漏沙滩

[00:02:27] 山河变换不要紧

[00:02:28] 世间万物不得安

[00:02:29] 玉帝一见心好恼

[00:02:30] 南天门上旨意宣

[00:02:31] 二郎上殿去领旨

[00:02:32] 交回真鞭换假鞭

[00:02:33] 再想赶山山不动

[00:02:34] 再赶河来河不干

[00:02:35] 二郎一见心不悦

[00:02:36] 将鞭扔在地平川

[00:02:37] 帮兵路过急捡起

[00:02:37] 急忙拿回家里边

[00:02:38] 用它配我这面鼓

[00:02:39] 专请八方各路仙

[00:02:40] 小鼓鞭来软颤颤

[00:02:41] 扁不扁来圆不圆

[00:02:42] 女人用的一尺二

[00:02:43] 是男人用的一尺三

[00:02:44] 二龙吐须打前站

[00:02:45] 五彩飘带耷拉在后边

[00:02:46] 就像那喜鹊登梅

[00:02:47] 又把翅膀扇哎

[00:02:48] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:02:57] 说地是拦住马头问过号

[00:02:58] 拦住马尾问家园呢

[00:02:59] 老仙你

[00:03:00] 或住北呢或住南呢

[00:03:01] 或住湖广和大连

[00:03:02] 或住岭或住山

[00:03:03] 要说山就说山

[00:03:03] 大黑山小黑山

[00:03:04] 小石顶子亮甲山

[00:03:05] 金鸡独立凤凰山

[00:03:06] 五郎出家五台山

[00:03:07] 湘子出家钟南山

[00:03:08] 许大马棒住的是乃头山

[00:03:10] 坐山雕坐的是威虎山

[00:03:11] 世界高峰喜马拉雅山

[00:03:12] 唐古拉山祁连山

[00:03:13] 哩哩啦啦磨盘山那

[00:03:14] 有天山有横山

[00:03:15] 有黄山有庐山

[00:03:16] 大别山五当山

[00:03:17] 武夷山九华山

[00:03:18] 日出日落昆仑山

[00:03:19] 宝塔山沂萌山

[00:03:20] 北京的革命墓地

[00:03:21] 里面还有一座

[00:03:22] 八宝山那

[00:03:22] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:03:30] 说的是

[00:03:31] 往北瞅往北观

[00:03:31] 来至在那黑龙江省那趟川

[00:03:33] 哈尔滨靠呼兰

[00:03:34] 肇东肇州和肇源

[00:03:35] 萨尔图哈安达县

[00:03:36] 齐齐哈尔到甘南

[00:03:37] 过了黑河温度尔汗

[00:03:38] 你要是不怕毛子

[00:03:39] 就送你到苏联呐

[00:03:40] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:03:47] 神鼓一打颤悠颤

[00:03:48] 老仙家你要听言呢

[00:03:49] 帮兵请你到堂前

[00:03:50] 你要来了还好办

[00:03:51] 你要不来我就搬

[00:03:52] 搬到来年三月三

[00:03:53] 搬得姑子不得睡

[00:03:54] 搬得和尚不得安

[00:03:55] 玉帝坐不住凌霄殿

[00:03:56] 王母娘娘心发烦

[00:03:57] 只搬得天兵天将四处蹿

[00:03:58] 九天仙女偷偷摸摸下了天

[00:04:00] 只搬得工人不爱把活干

[00:04:01] 农民不爱种庄田

[00:04:02] 搬得八十岁的老爷爷

[00:04:03] 扔了拐棍来回跑

[00:04:05] 搬得九十岁的老奶奶

[00:04:06] 连蹦带跳打秋千

[00:04:07] 只搬得小学生

[00:04:08] 上学不把书来念

[00:04:09] 只搬得

[00:04:09] 小媳妇想汉字呢

[00:04:10] 手里拿着菱花镜呢

[00:04:11] 两只眼睛就泪涟涟那

[00:04:13] 哎哎哎嗨呀

[00:04:20] 说的是

[00:04:20] 大鼓一打响连天

[00:04:21] 唱到这就算完那

[00:04:22] 我有心接连连呢往下唱

[00:04:23] 时间短没时间啦

[00:04:25] 九叔我呢祝愿

[00:04:26] 叔叔大爷

[00:04:26] 婶婶大娘

[00:04:27] 兄弟姐妹

[00:04:27] 那个老老少少

[00:04:28] 福如东海那个长流水

[00:04:29] 寿比南山呢不老的仙呢

[00:04:33] 哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨哎嗨呀