《If I Had A Woman(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Had A Woman - Sloppy Seconds

[00:00:11] She's got the personality of Darth Vader

[00:00:17] And the mentality of a sixth grader

[00:00:22] I better get her now while I still hate her

[00:00:27] The way I hated you

[00:00:31] While she still just a hole to crawl into

[00:00:35] And I've still got my pride

[00:00:40] But if I had a woman

[00:00:45] If I had a woman that I could abuse

[00:00:50] If I had a woman that I could cruel to

[00:00:55] Wish I had a woman that I could refuse

[00:01:01] And then I guess that I'd be satisfied

[00:01:15] Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs

[00:01:20] And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg

[00:01:26] I better get her now before I have to beg

[00:01:31] The way I did before

[00:01:35] While I'll still take any port in a storm

[00:01:38] And I've still got my pride

[00:01:44] But if I had a woman

[00:01:48] If I had a woman that I could annoy

[00:01:54] If I had a woman to take all the lashes

[00:01:59] I wish I had a woman that I could destroy

[00:02:04] 'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied

[00:02:21] Oh God somebody send me a woman

[00:02:27] 'Cause I need a woman that I can despise

[00:02:32] I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb

[00:02:38] I need a woman to listen to lies

[00:02:42] And then I guess that I'll be satisfied

[00:02:50] Satisfied

[00:02:54] Then I guess that I'll be satisfied