《早餐怎么样啊!》歌词

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[00:00:00] 哪个倪家
[00:00:01] 沙姆斯
[00:00:02] 八旗衙门
[00:00:03] 斯巴达
[00:00:10] 这昨天吧
[00:00:11] 有一个朋友呢跟我说啊
[00:00:12] 他面试的时候呢
[00:00:13] 遇到了一个很头疼的问题啊
[00:00:16] 是这样的
[00:00:17] 公司突然来了一个十分重要的客户
[00:00:20] 老板要接待一下
[00:00:21] 这个时候老板给了你30
[00:00:23] 让你去买烟
[00:00:24] 但是这个烟呢是50 元一包的
[00:00:26] 这个时候你该怎么办呢
[00:00:29] 我跟你说啊
[00:00:30] 你能够赚30 不做了啊
[00:00:31] 拿着30 换一家啊
[00:00:36] No problem okay by the surface 那天吧
[00:00:46] 老妈做饭啊
[00:00:46] 让我给老爸打电话说回来吃饭
[00:00:49] 用老妈的手
[00:00:50] 呃
[00:00:50] 手机呢
[00:00:50] 给老爸打吧
[00:00:51] 电话接通之后
[00:00:52] 老爸说
[00:00:53] 喂
[00:00:53] 宝贝儿
[00:00:54] 是不是饭做好了呀
[00:00:55] 我在超市里呢
[00:00:56] 你想吃啥
[00:00:56] 我给你带点回去啊
[00:00:57] 世多买点水果还是干果呢
[00:01:00] 哎
[00:01:01] 我说哎吧
[00:01:01] 我还没说话
[00:01:02] 你咋知道是我给你打电话呢啊
[00:01:05] 电话里头啊愣了一下说
[00:01:07] 哦
[00:01:07] 咋着你啊
[00:01:08] 你想吃啥自己买啊
[00:01:09] 我没钱绝对是亲爹
[00:01:20] 今天我看段子的时候吧
[00:01:21] 我看到这样一个段子啊
[00:01:22] 说在饭店吃饭
[00:01:24] 问老板WiFi 密码
[00:01:25] 老板说
[00:01:27] LLYP 82 NLF
[00:01:29] 我说好难记啊
[00:01:30] 老板笑着说来一瓶八二年
[00:01:33] 拉菲就好记了
[00:01:35] 我一边念一边输啊
[00:01:36] 来一瓶八二年拉菲啊
[00:01:39] 高数啊
[00:01:40] 服务员问我能打开了吗
[00:01:42] 我说能打开啊
[00:01:43] 只听嘭的一声
[00:01:45] 服务员笑着说
[00:01:46] 您的八二年的拉菲三万二已经替您打开了
[00:01:49] 谢谢这个故事呢告诉我们啊
[00:01:51] 吃饭就好好吃
[00:01:53] 瞎玩手机就像这样
[00:02:01] 这老师吧问小明
[00:02:03] R 说
[00:02:03] 小明
[00:02:03] 你长大以后有什么理想吗
[00:02:05] 小明说
[00:02:06] 我想拥有一架客机
[00:02:07] 别人都要买票
[00:02:08] 老师你不用
[00:02:10] 老师说
[00:02:10] 嗯
[00:02:11] 有志气也谢谢你啊小明
[00:02:13] 小明说
[00:02:14] 然后等飞机飞到半空的时候查票
[00:02:16] 没票的滚出去
[00:02:27] 有一个朋友吧
[00:02:28] 跟我说
[00:02:28] 表妹说哥
[00:02:29] 人家饿了
[00:02:30] 然后表哥说饿了
[00:02:32] 想吃什么油条豆浆怎么样
[00:02:34] 表妹说
[00:02:35] 哎呦表哥
[00:02:36] 你怎么这样啊
[00:02:38] 你好讨厌哦
[00:02:39] 人家还小呢
[00:02:40] 如果你想啊
[00:02:41] 那就来一次啊
[00:02:43] 就一次
[00:02:44] 表哥说什么乱七八糟的啊
[00:02:46] 想吃两块钱拿好
[00:02:47] 下楼去买五根油条两杯豆浆不是
[00:02:50] 我是想问一下
[00:02:51] 哪能够两块钱买五根油条两杯豆浆的
[00:02:56] 能把那么怕
[00:03:00] 啊
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