《Nina》歌词

[00:00:12] Señorita Nina from Argentina knew all the answers

[00:00:16] Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers

[00:00:19] She swore she'd never dance a step until she died

[00:00:23] She said I've seen too many movies

[00:00:26] And all they prove is too idiotic

[00:00:29] They all insist that South America's exotic

[00:00:32] Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried

[00:00:36] She added firmly that she hated

[00:00:39] The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon

[00:00:43] She also positively stated

[00:00:45] That she could not abide a southern moon

[00:00:49] She said I hate to be pedantic

[00:00:51] But I'm driven nearly frantic

[00:00:53] When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts

[00:00:57] Forever wriggling their guts

[00:01:00] It drives me absolutely nuts

[00:01:04] She refused to begin the Beguine

[00:01:08] When they requested it

[00:01:11] And she made an embarrassing scene

[00:01:14] If anyone suggested it

[00:01:17] For she detested it

[00:01:23] Though no one ever could be keener than little Nina

[00:01:27] On quite a number of very eligible men

[00:01:30] Who did the rhumba

[00:01:32] When they proposed to her she simply left them flat

[00:01:36] She said that love should be impulsive

[00:01:40] But not convulsive

[00:01:41] And syncopation had a discouraging effect

[00:01:45] On procreation

[00:01:46] And that she'd rather read a book and that was that

[00:01:49]

[00:01:55] She declined to begin the Beguine

[00:01:57] When they besought her to

[00:02:00] And language profane and obscene

[00:02:03] She cursed the man who taught her to

[00:02:07] She cursed Cole Porter too

[00:02:12] From this its fairly clear that Nina

[00:02:15] In her demeanour

[00:02:17] Was so offensive that

[00:02:19] When the hatred of her friends grew too intensive

[00:02:22] She thought she'd better beat it

[00:02:23] While she had the chance

[00:02:26] After some trial and tribulation

[00:02:30] She reached the station

[00:02:32] And met a sailor

[00:02:33] Who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela

[00:02:36] And so he married him because he couldn't dance

[00:02:40] There surely never could've been a

[00:02:44] More irritating girl than Nina

[00:02:47] They never speak in Argentina

[00:02:50] Of this degenerate bambina

[00:02:54] Who had the luck to find romance

[00:02:58] But resolutely wouldn't dance

[00:03:07] She wouldn't dance oh na