《Reviewing the Situation》歌词

[00:00:00] Reviewing The Situation - The Original London West End Cast

[00:00:01] Written by：Bart

[00:00:09] A man's got a heart hasn't he

[00:00:13] Joking apart hasn't he

[00:00:16] And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint

[00:00:22] I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint

[00:00:29] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:00:35] Can a fellow be a villain all his life

[00:00:39] All the trials and tribulations

[00:00:43] Better settle down and get myself a wife

[00:00:47] And a wife would cook and sew for me

[00:00:49] And come for me and go for me

[00:00:51] And go for me and nag at me

[00:00:52] The fingers she would wag at me

[00:00:54] The money she would take from me

[00:00:55] A misery she'd make from me

[00:00:58] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:01:07] A wife you can keep anyway

[00:01:11] I'd rather sleep anyway

[00:01:14] Left without anyone in the world

[00:01:17] And I'm starting from now

[00:01:21] So how to win friends and to influence people

[00:01:25] So how

[00:01:30] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:01:35] I must quickly look up ev'ryone I know

[00:01:39] Titled people with a station

[00:01:43] Who can help me make a real impressive show

[00:01:47] I will own a suite at carriages

[00:01:48] And run a fleet of carriages

[00:01:50] And wave at all the duchesses

[00:01:52] With friendliness as much as is

[00:01:54] Befitting of my new estate

[00:01:56] Good morrow to you magistrate

[00:01:59] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:02:06] So where shall I go somebody

[00:02:11] Who do I know nobody

[00:02:15] All my dearest companions

[00:02:17] Have always been villains and thieves

[00:02:21] So at my time of life

[00:02:22] I should start turning over new leaves

[00:02:28] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:02:33] If you want to eat you've got to earn a bob

[00:02:38] Is it such a humiliation

[00:02:41] For a robber to perform an honest job

[00:02:45] So a job I'm getting possibly

[00:02:47] I wonder who my boss will be

[00:02:49] I wonder if he'll take to me

[00:02:51] What bonuses he'll make to me

[00:02:52] I'll start at eight and finish late

[00:02:54] At normal rate and all but wait

[00:02:56] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:03:04] What happens when I'm seventy

[00:03:09] Must come a time seventy

[00:03:14] When you're old and its cold

[00:03:16] And who cares if you live or you die

[00:03:24] Your one consolation's the money

[00:03:28] You may have put by

[00:03:33] I'm reviewing the situation

[00:03:39] I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay

[00:03:43] You'll be seeing no transformation

[00:03:47] But it's wrong to be a rogue in ev'ry way

[00:03:51] I don't want nobody hurt for me

[00:03:53] Or made to do the dirt for me

[00:03:55] This rotten life is not for me

[00:03:57] It's getting far too hot for me

[00:03:59] Don't want no one to rob for me

[00:04:01] But who will find a job for me

[00:04:04] There is no in between for me

[00:04:08] But who will change the scene for me

[00:04:15] I think I'd better think it out again

[00:04:17] Hey