《Flakes》歌词

[00:00:00] Flakes - Frank Zappa

[00:00:06] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:13] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:14] They don't do no good

[00:00:16] They never be workin'

[00:00:19] When they oughta should

[00:00:21] They waste your time

[00:00:24] They're wastin' mine

[00:00:26] California's got the most of them

[00:00:31] Boy they got a host of them

[00:00:35] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:00:38] At every business on the coast

[00:00:40] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:00:42] At every business on the coast

[00:00:44] They got the Flakes

[00:00:50] Flakes Flakes

[00:00:52] They can't fix yer brakes

[00:00:54] You ask 'em "Where's my motor "

[00:00:56] "Well it was eaten by snakes "

[00:00:58] You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit

[00:01:01] But they won't be fixin' it

[00:01:03] They're lyin' an' lazy

[00:01:08] They can be drivin' you crazy

[00:01:12] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:01:15] At every business on the coast

[00:01:17] Swear t'God they got the most

[00:01:19] At every business on the coast

[00:01:21] Take it away Bob

[00:01:23] I asked as nice as I could

[00:01:28] If my job would

[00:01:33] Somehow be finished by Friday

[00:01:40] Well them whole damn weekend

[00:01:44] Came 'n' went Frankie

[00:01:46] Wanna buy some mandies Bob

[00:01:48] 'N' they didn't do nothin'

[00:01:52] But they charged me double for Sunday

[00:02:00] You know no matter what you do

[00:02:06] They gonna cheat 'n' rob you

[00:02:11] Then they'll send you a bill

[00:02:13] That'll get your senses reelin'

[00:02:20] And if you do not pay

[00:02:26] They got computer collectors

[00:02:30] That'll get you so crazy

[00:02:32] 'Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'

[00:02:36] Yes it will

[00:03:05] I'm a moron 'n' this is my wife

[00:03:09] She's frosting a cake

[00:03:11] With a paper knife

[00:03:13] All what we got here's

[00:03:16] American made

[00:03:18] It's a little bit cheesey

[00:03:20] But it's nicely displayed

[00:03:22] Well we don't get excited when it

[00:03:25] Crumbles 'n' breaks

[00:03:27] We just get on the phone

[00:03:29] And call up some Flakes

[00:03:31] They rush on over

[00:03:34] 'N' wreck it some more

[00:03:35] 'N' we are so dumb

[00:03:38] They're linin' up at our door

[00:03:40] Well the toilet went crazy

[00:03:43] Yersterday afternoon

[00:03:45] The plumber he says

[00:03:47] Never flush a tampoon

[00:03:50] This great information

[00:03:51] Cost me half a week's pay

[00:03:54] And the toilet blew up

[00:03:56] Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay

[00:04:07] Blew up the next day

[00:04:10] WOO-OOO

[00:05:45] We are millions 'n' millions

[00:05:47] We're coming to get you

[00:05:50] We're protected by unions

[00:05:52] So don't let it upset you

[00:05:54] Can't escape the conclusion

[00:05:56] It's probably God's Will

[00:05:59] That civilization

[00:06:01] Will grind to a standstill

[00:06:03] And we are the people

[00:06:05] Who will make it all happen

[00:06:08] While yer children is sleepin'

[00:06:10] Yer puppy is crappin'

[00:06:12] You might call us Flakes

[00:06:14] Or something else you might coin us

[00:06:17] But we know you're so greedy

[00:06:19] That you'll probably join us

[00:06:22] We're coming to get you we're coming to get you

[00:06:26] We're coming to get you we're coming to get you

[00:06:31] We're coming to get you we're coming to get you

[00:06:35] We're coming to get you we're coming