《These Are The Tales(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] These Are The Tales - Too $hort

[00:00:00] Written by：Stuart Jordan/Todd Anthony Shaw/Xavier E. Hargrove

[00:00:01] These are the tales

[00:00:03] These are the tales

[00:00:04] Tune in to the history channel

[00:00:06] These are the tales learn a lesson b**ch

[00:00:09] These are the tales that I tell so well short dog

[00:00:12] I'm thinking way back it's been a long long time

[00:00:15] In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme

[00:00:18] I like to spit a lot of game

[00:00:20] But back then I was just saying my name

[00:00:23] I had a record player on my stereo

[00:00:26] Got down on my knees with my radio

[00:00:29] From Oakland California with some new sh*t

[00:00:32] I'm sir too short I'm bout to do this

[00:00:35] In 1981 that's where it all begun

[00:00:38] We do it for the money we don't rap for fun

[00:00:41] Five dollar's for a tape too short and Freddy be

[00:00:44] Money in my pocket's all I ever need

[00:00:47] It was me Fred B and Freddy B rack

[00:00:50] Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat

[00:00:52] While we rapped about the b**ches and all the ho's

[00:00:56] Can't be in the hole trying to ball without vogues

[00:00:59] In '82 you was in the game

[00:01:01] With a falcon cougar or a mustang

[00:01:04] Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs

[00:01:07] With a bag of tapes putting in work b**ch

[00:01:10] In '83 you hit a house party

[00:01:13] A dollar get you in and a dollar for a drink

[00:01:16] I'm on the turntable smoking get right

[00:01:19] And at mid night I'll be rapping on the mic

[00:01:22] I did the same thing for the next two years

[00:01:25] That's why they say my name when I come through here

[00:01:27] When I was 16 I wanted to be a Mack

[00:01:30] I went to Fremont high with lil' D and black

[00:01:33] Young ballets in the town living real phat

[00:01:36] Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack

[00:01:39] Crushed up in the w**d we call em bass rock caddies

[00:01:42] Going on them grimaces make them ho's call me daddy

[00:01:45] These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well

[00:01:51] These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well

[00:01:57] It's been 15 years since that sh*t happened

[00:02:00] But too short don't stop rapping

[00:02:02] In '85 I was on the right page

[00:02:06] Ten thousand niggards short live on stage

[00:02:09] Underground tapes was all they ever heard

[00:02:11] But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word

[00:02:15] And that changed everything

[00:02:17] Went to seventy five girls and hooked up with dean

[00:02:21] Real player ism and that's no joke

[00:02:23] Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke

[00:02:26] I was making records but wasn't making money

[00:02:29] You can take it seriously or you can think its funny

[00:02:32] By '87 I was on my own started dangerous music

[00:02:36] And I made the song these are the tales the freaky tales

[00:02:41] No radio or video or CD sales

[00:02:44] Six platinum's in a row ice cube and cool J

[00:02:47] Who else did that sh*t short dog from the bay

[00:02:50] These ho's try to play it safe

[00:02:53] But I been macing hard since eighty eight

[00:02:55] And from eighty nine to ninety six

[00:02:58] I was rapping on the mic talking sh*t about a b**ch

[00:03:01] I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here

[00:03:04] My old records sell about a half a mil' a year

[00:03:07] I say b**ch get naked so pimpishly

[00:03:10] Spit rhymes through decades and centuries

[00:03:13] And b**ches just love my dirty mouth

[00:03:16] When I see you again I'm cuss you out b**ch

[00:03:21] That's my gift now all you rappers get to say that sh*t

[00:03:25] I won't sue you but that's the trademark

[00:03:27] I was a grown ass man when you was playing in the park lil' niggle

[00:03:31] These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well

[00:03:36] These are the tales these are the tales that I tell so well

[00:03:42] Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O

[00:03:45] I gave you my b**ch but you can't have my flow

[00:03:49] I guest appeared on 47 albums

[00:03:51] F**k McDonald's and f**k Calvin

[00:03:54] I get money with Crick sermon when I'm in New York

[00:03:57] I get respect they call me too short

[00:04:00] I live swell in A T L cause I'm a player

[00:04:03] We f**king Bella ho's at X house in decatur where it's greater

[00:04:07] You know how we ride

[00:04:08] I got love for all niggards from the east side

[00:04:11] It was me ant banks and shorty be

[00:04:14] All we need to do is find my niggle peewee

[00:04:17] We used to be on murder street making funky songs

[00:04:20] If you see him tell him short said its back on

[00:04:23] Lets get this money Midwest down south

[00:04:26] East coast west coast ride out b**ch

[00:04:31] Too short talking over hook

[00:04:33] That's my gift to rap you can have that word

[00:04:36] Say b**ch all you want all you regular fake ass niggards

[00:04:39] You finally get to have too short's b**ch trick