《如果宠物会说话你想对他说些什么呢》歌词

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[00:00:09] 嗨
[00:00:10] 大家好
[00:00:10] 我是单e
[00:00:11] 这里依然是带一带你涨姿势
[00:00:14] 有请发布独家播出话说啊
[00:00:18] 有没有发现我们最近节目越做越清晰啦
[00:00:21] 我们今天依然是清新的节目
[00:00:24] 今天的话题是
[00:00:26] 如果宠物会说话
[00:00:27] 你想和他聊点什么
[00:00:31] 你愿不愿跟我走翅膀飞翔的海鸥
[00:00:38] 你向往
[00:00:40] 假设猫会说话
[00:00:42] 我就会问
[00:00:42] 猫呀
[00:00:43] 亲爱的
[00:00:44] 你为什么老是挠我沙发好玩
[00:00:47] 为什么我去挠猫抓把老子乐意
[00:00:51] 我就会问
[00:00:52] 狗呀
[00:00:53] 你为什么喜欢吃屎呢
[00:00:55] 因为好像
[00:00:56] 好像汪汪汪
[00:00:57] 主人你要表示日死狗滚开
[00:01:00] 如果宠物会说话
[00:01:02] 你想和他聊点儿什么呢
[00:01:04] 倒换法儿来不太遥远
[00:01:09] 只要问到
[00:01:11] 首先呢
[00:01:12] 是来自我们的听友猪猪
[00:01:14] 他说
[00:01:14] 嗯
[00:01:15] 如果我的狗狗会说话
[00:01:16] Na 我将对他这么说
[00:01:19] 妈妈有事啊
[00:01:20] 一会儿就回来
[00:01:21] 你不用怕哟
[00:01:23] 妈妈摸别的狗是礼貌
[00:01:25] 不是喜欢他们更多
[00:01:26] 你千万不用着急
[00:01:28] 还没到饭点吧
[00:01:29] 拉冰箱门也是没有用的
[00:01:31] 给你发留纸条啦
[00:01:32] 你去他面前装没吃饭
[00:01:34] 也是没有用的
[00:01:36] 你是追不上猫的
[00:01:37] 做事情是要有后果的
[00:01:40] 滚呢强是一定要洗澡的
[00:01:43] 滚钱自己要想清楚
[00:01:45] 闺女
[00:01:46] 别哭了
[00:01:48] 不让你吃巧克力真的是为你好
[00:01:50] 哎哟
[00:01:51] 你真的该减肥啦
[00:01:53] 好在阳光灿烂那另外一个主人说
[00:01:58] 啊
[00:01:59] 你知道你有时候蠢萌蠢萌的吗
[00:02:02] 你知道每次我回家见到你扑在我怀里我会感到很安慰吗
[00:02:07] 我不高兴时跟你说过的话你有记得吗
[00:02:11] 咱们一家人不离不弃
[00:02:12] 好希望你能陪我一辈子呀
[00:02:15] 嗯
[00:02:15] 所以要好好喝水
[00:02:17] 多运动
[00:02:17] 长命百岁
[00:02:23] 据说如果我家狗会说话
[00:02:25] 我想和她聊聊关于我对他的打扮是否满意啊
[00:02:29] 你可以爆个照试试啊
[00:02:31] 不过似乎我们留言没有爆炸的功能啊
[00:02:34] 可以报到微信公众号呀
[00:02:40] 铲屎官说
[00:02:42] 看我供奉了这么多猫粮和罐头的份上
[00:02:45] 可以别偷吃我的肉干嘛
[00:02:49] 也许猫会说
[00:02:50] 要不咱们换换
[00:02:51] 你吃罐头
[00:02:52] 我吃肉干
[00:02:54] 我不喜欢吃馍罐头吧
[00:02:58] 如果感到快乐
[00:03:00] 我会陪你去远航啊
[00:03:04] 我想啊
[00:03:05] 如果它会说话
[00:03:07] 我想对他说
[00:03:09] 想吃骨头吗
[00:03:10] 嗯
[00:03:10] 好
[00:03:11] 去老王家
[00:03:12] 从窗口钻进去
[00:03:13] 把桌上的钱包叼回来
[00:03:15] 我就给你买骨头
[00:03:17] 哎呀
[00:03:18] 我想想
[00:03:19] 似乎隔壁老王确实找我啦啊
[00:03:24] 疾风啊
[00:03:28] 美丽吧
[00:03:33] 如果宠物会说话
[00:03:34] 我相信主人一定希望他不要说话
[00:03:37] 按照宠物的智商
[00:03:38] 他会说话之后你就能发现每天他对你教的都是泛泛摸摸
[00:03:44] 6 66 滚滚滚走走走
[00:03:47] 然后你们的对话就会变成这样你爱我吗
[00:03:51] 小猫咪赞赞赞你喜欢我吗
[00:03:54] 小汪汪撩撩撩
[00:03:57] 不要挠
[00:03:58] 沙发好吗滚
[00:04:01] 我要学习啦
[00:04:03] 摸摸摸啊
[00:04:05] 我要看书啦
[00:04:07] 6 66 这才早上三点呀
[00:04:12] 我要吃饭怎么拉到床上啦
[00:04:16] 爽爽爽啊
[00:04:29] 唉
[00:04:30] 所以这么一想啊
[00:04:31] 还是继续去喵喵喵汪汪吧
[00:04:33] 我就当他在夸我啦
[00:04:34] 好啦
[00:04:35] 以上就是本期的大姨带你涨姿势
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[00:04:58] 啊
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