《喜夺和尚比武联姻》歌词

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[00:00:00] 前文书说到这个小子发愣之际

[00:00:06] 这姑娘一晃身就来到身后

[00:00:10] 照着他的后背

[00:00:12] 把手抬起

[00:00:14] 啊呸

[00:00:16] 是个笨劲

[00:00:18] 吃饱顿哪

[00:00:19] 再也干不了了

[00:00:23] 趴那块儿

[00:00:25] 那个蛤蟆过门槛儿

[00:00:26] 连呛鼻子带强点儿坨大摔倒向倒了半堵墙一样

[00:00:33] 扑通一声

[00:00:34] 各位人哇

[00:00:35] 都饿了

[00:00:36] 操

[00:00:37] 摔得好有本使

[00:00:40] 美人儿真行噢

[00:00:43] 吃饱

[00:00:44] 蹲半天才爬起来

[00:00:47] 鼻子出血了

[00:00:48] 嗯

[00:00:49] 没人儿呗

[00:00:51] 你惹我服气

[00:00:53] 转身走了

[00:00:54] 你说不健脾子吗

[00:00:56] 就这样又过了个二棍子

[00:00:58] 啪

[00:00:59] 把二两银子网破了一扔

[00:01:02] 妞儿

[00:01:03] 来

[00:01:04] 哥跟你玩玩

[00:01:06] 嘿住嘴

[00:01:07] A

[00:01:08] 就这一下

[00:01:10] 十二两妞过来

[00:01:13] 嗨

[00:01:14] 这小子

[00:01:14] 来个跨虎登山

[00:01:16] 过来新的吧

[00:01:17] 就冲你呢屋檐上挨揍的价

[00:01:20] 姑娘没伸手

[00:01:22] 这小子在那边嘿嘿哒哒

[00:01:26] 本钱兄弟拿

[00:01:28] 姑娘用蛤蟆鼓爬一棵的段子

[00:01:32] 蛤蟆虎就是这块儿最硬

[00:01:35] 啊

[00:01:37] 随后来个霸王敬酒

[00:01:39] 这地方干嘛全都奔着下巴来了啊

[00:01:44] 干嘛呀

[00:01:45] 这么厉害呀

[00:01:46] 一完事儿

[00:01:48] 姑娘用脚尖一勾的后脚跟

[00:01:52] 哎啊

[00:01:56] 仰面朝天的躺那块儿睡觉

[00:01:59] 哦哈啊

[00:02:04] 二混的爬起来

[00:02:06] 哎

[00:02:07] 媳妇儿别走啊

[00:02:09] 我去弄钱回来

[00:02:12] 咱俩还打跑喽

[00:02:15] 转身出去

[00:02:17] 就这样

[00:02:18] 打败了四个人阳台一看

[00:02:22] 哎呀

[00:02:23] 这家伙不是打把式卖艺打把式卖艺的是华夏

[00:02:30] 花拳绣腿看着好看

[00:02:33] 一也像面条一样的软乎

[00:02:36] 哎呀

[00:02:36] 像跳舞一样

[00:02:38] 他是真弓

[00:02:39] 要这么说

[00:02:41] 比五连阴这是真

[00:02:43] 这姑娘太要强了

[00:02:45] 那你这么大不惹祸吗

[00:02:48] 你前边儿打败了四个人

[00:02:51] 这四个小子联合起来好得了吗

[00:02:54] 正在着急

[00:02:55] 就听人群后边有人喊

[00:02:58] 弥陀佛

[00:03:00] 各位闪一闪

[00:03:02] 我来招起来了

[00:03:04] 嗯弥陀佛

[00:03:06] 人们闪开

[00:03:08] 回头一看

[00:03:09] 外边儿进来个年轻的僧人

[00:03:13] 二十五六岁

[00:03:15] 新的脑瓜皮去清风靓模岭有戒疤

[00:03:20] 一身短僧衣妖姬大袋下边是开口僧鞋

[00:03:27] 下星期就过来了

[00:03:30] 二两银子啊

[00:03:33] 往火里扔来

[00:03:37] 咱俩没事没事

[00:03:38] 白老头儿一看

[00:03:40] 赶紧把二姨子吗

[00:03:41] 这病啊

[00:03:43] 小师傅

[00:03:44] 这钱

[00:03:45] 你快收起来

[00:03:47] 我们不和你比怎么

[00:03:49] 我这钱不好花

[00:03:50] 你怎么蹦瑕疵

[00:03:55] 怎么不用还钱啦

[00:03:57] 小师傅

[00:03:58] 您是出家人

[00:04:00] 出家人跳出三界外

[00:04:02] 不在轻松

[00:04:05] 谨记杀盗淫妄酒

[00:04:08] 你说您在这比五难道还招新吗

[00:04:12] 啊

[00:04:13] 你要娶媳妇儿还没出家

[00:04:14] 哎

[00:04:15] 你认不明白

[00:04:16] 你女儿我看好了

[00:04:18] 如果赢了他呢

[00:04:20] 我就不出家了

[00:04:21] 我

[00:04:21] 我也许愿

[00:04:22] 我把他领到家里过日子

[00:04:24] 刚才你可没说和和尚不许比

[00:04:29] 五连阴呐

[00:04:31] 你只说了只要是年貌相当

[00:04:34] 打败你的女儿就行

[00:04:37] 那我难道和你女儿不年貌相当吗

[00:04:40] 岂有此理

[00:04:43] 前扔最恼火了

[00:04:46] 白小红蹭着过来的呀

[00:04:48] 你甭管

[00:04:50] 嘿

[00:04:51] 小师傅

[00:04:52] 你不是和我比吗

[00:04:54] 哎

[00:04:54] 对啊

[00:04:55] 既然这样

[00:04:56] 我要是败你手

[00:04:58] 我就嫁给你

[00:05:00] 这人是金猪寺的僧人

[00:05:03] 叫起搏

[00:05:06] 啊

[00:05:07] 我随时出家人

[00:05:09] 但是我也有七情六欲

[00:05:13] 要是没遇见你呢

[00:05:15] 我就想过苦行僧的日子

[00:05:19] 看见你呀

[00:05:20] 嘿嘿

[00:05:21] 我想回徐

[00:05:23] 啊

[00:05:24] U

[00:05:26] 白小红生气

[00:05:28] 好蹭往前一近身

[00:05:32] 说就是一张

[00:05:35] 再看这七部分

[00:05:37] 微微一闪身

[00:05:39] 干嘛呢

[00:05:40] 来抓捕姑娘

[00:05:42] 赶紧撤销

[00:05:44] 往后一推

[00:05:46] 合着您的衣钵

[00:05:49] 他的身打挺快

[00:05:51] 能耐跟吃饱墩那些二混子绝不一样

[00:05:55] 姑娘行躲躲不开

[00:05:58] 什么意思呢

[00:05:59] 牙膏只要我把你抓住

[00:06:03] 当着这么多人打听

[00:06:05] 广众之下

[00:06:06] 你不嫁也得跟我走

[00:06:09] We 吓坏

[00:06:11] 说

[00:06:12] 妄图一闪

[00:06:13] 来个最僵尸夸

[00:06:16] 倒在地上

[00:06:18] 合着你

[00:06:18] 嗨呀行吧

[00:06:21] 那干脆我回家咯

[00:06:23] 干嘛分手来报复你

[00:06:25] 姑娘集两条腿

[00:06:27] 啪一转

[00:06:29] 这叫做乌龙绞柱

[00:06:31] 一看和成品

[00:06:32] 哈

[00:06:32] 真双腿一副的

[00:06:36] 我拿的虾皮啊

[00:06:40] 两脚再干

[00:06:42] 把下巴的挂钩给贴了啊

[00:06:46] 快说不出话

[00:06:48] 他赶紧往外就跑

[00:06:51] 周围人哦都乐了

[00:06:53] 哎哎

[00:06:56] 丢人现世哦

[00:06:57] 没打着姑娘都摆满一水哟

[00:07:02] 白小红鲤鱼打挺站起来

[00:07:05] 杨太遗憾坏惹祸

[00:07:09] 金钟寺的和尚

[00:07:11] 以他师傅长老法亮为首的

[00:07:16] 在这一带有臭名声

[00:07:19] Re Le

[00:07:20] 徒弟能玩吗

[00:07:22] 一会儿准找来呀

[00:07:23] 哎呀打把式列一这个老头

[00:07:27] 你怎么干这事儿

[00:07:28] 就这演员才滚

[00:07:31] 这位大哥

[00:07:32] 辛苦辛苦

[00:07:34] 你们惹祸

[00:07:35] 快收场子更好啊

[00:07:39] 老头儿也明白

[00:07:41] 诸位诸位

[00:07:41] 诸位

[00:07:42] 散了散了散了啊

[00:07:43] 明天我再来

[00:07:44] 就这样把刀枪靶子滚了滚

[00:07:48] 把小可乐的钱装在兜里

[00:07:51] 领着姑娘赶快走

[00:07:54] 杨泰、杨国良领着妇女爱人来到自己家小门上

[00:08:00] 让他上屋打过水来

[00:08:02] 让爷儿俩洗一洗、擦一擦

[00:08:05] 然后沏上水往这一坐阳台说

[00:08:09] 这位大哥

[00:08:10] 我帮你让大家可没有别的意思啊

[00:08:13] 我是看在我们都是练武之人人不亲

[00:08:17] 刀枪瓦子亲

[00:08:19] 我们是一个祖师爷

[00:08:21] 大哥你是二万五顿

[00:08:23] 哪有

[00:08:23] 你这么大姑娘跑街上离五阴的

[00:08:26] 嗯

[00:08:27] 你看你刚才

[00:08:29] 打倒好几个

[00:08:30] 特别是惹的金钟寺的和尚

[00:08:33] 金钟寺长老非找你算账不可

[00:08:36] 你们是外星人

[00:08:38] 那到这两眼一摸黑谁也不认识

[00:08:41] 一单身起手来你们也得要吃亏啊

[00:08:44] 你们是哪的人哪

[00:08:46] 老头儿

[00:08:47] 打个嗨声唉

[00:08:49] 我们是山东人呐

[00:08:53] 说起来怪我

[00:08:55] 我是老来有这么女儿

[00:08:58] 我的妻子生下这个姑娘就没了

[00:09:03] 拿啥爱如掌上应负

[00:09:07] 他的好动不好进

[00:09:09] 我找人教他武功

[00:09:11] 拿着他练武

[00:09:13] 成了迷了

[00:09:14] 五一学生之后跟我商量

[00:09:17] 他说他一辈子不出嫁

[00:09:19] 我说不行

[00:09:19] 他想出嫁必须得有比他武艺高的

[00:09:23] 我上哪儿找啊

[00:09:24] 他自己出主意

[00:09:25] 叫我领到各处传访高人仿明式呢

[00:09:32] 他练练功

[00:09:33] 二来呀

[00:09:34] 也想找个如意丈夫

[00:09:36] 没有合适的

[00:09:37] 唉

[00:09:38] 我也知道这些日子我着急啊

[00:09:41] 可惜没有落脚之处啊

[00:09:43] 请问贤弟啊

[00:09:45] 你贵姓

[00:09:46] 我的量太

[00:09:46] 哎呀

[00:09:48] 大刀在河北

[00:09:50] 不错

[00:09:51] High 呀

[00:09:52] 久闻大名的这个小伙子

[00:09:56] 这是我的侄子

[00:09:57] 又是国企

[00:09:58] 儿子叫杨柏良

[00:10:00] 有个小外号神叨小太保

[00:10:04] 这是外人的弓箭

[00:10:06] 我们爷俩其实我没什么本事

[00:10:10] 得见几面

[00:10:12] 哎呀

[00:10:12] 失敬失敬

[00:10:13] 小吴啊

[00:10:14] 快给他们建立建立的阳台的吧

[00:10:18] 你妈在这吃顿饭

[00:10:20] 然后赶紧找个地方

[00:10:22] 快走吧

[00:10:24] 准备点菜饭

[00:10:26] 没等吃的门前就乱聊

[00:10:28] 怎么今周四的长老法亮领着20 多个和声找到了门前

[00:10:36] A 门a 杨海

[00:10:39] 快出来

[00:10:40] 刚才听坏了

[00:10:44] 这位大哥

[00:10:45] 看来这些和尚闹事儿了不要紧

[00:10:49] 拉出去不用

[00:10:51] 我到外边缺人

[00:10:53] 他就这样大刀在河北阳台和身高小太保杨国良脸蹭来的外边儿往

[00:11:00] 眼前这么一看

[00:11:01] U 也吓一跳

[00:11:04] 20多盒上都拿着兵器

[00:11:07] 怒目横眉瞪W 一个老僧人

[00:11:10] 六十一二岁

[00:11:12] 身高体壮头

[00:11:14] 带皮怕吃亏

[00:11:17] 管Zheng Li 1 G

[00:11:18] 批评代批着袈裟

[00:11:21] 手拿小本

[00:11:22] 方便连环铲

[00:11:24] 在旁边站着的正是那个挨打的小和尚

[00:11:28] 喜度原来喜读

[00:11:30] 下巴都被姑娘给批起来

[00:11:32] 说不了话了

[00:11:33] 捂着腮帮子回到庙里

[00:11:35] 见他师傅

[00:11:36] 师傅得多少车

[00:11:37] 问你怎么了

[00:11:38] 嗨

[00:11:39] 被人打了

[00:11:41] 来个丫头

[00:11:42] 他们指这个丫头赚钱呢

[00:11:45] 我在旁边说了句闲话

[00:11:48] 这个丫头太厉害了

[00:11:49] 就把我下巴高给听他可没说的奏章琴声

[00:11:55] 本来这个法令就横不讲理

[00:11:58] 当初啊

[00:11:59] 金钟寺的和尚是好僧人

[00:12:01] 苦修苦练

[00:12:03] 后来呢

[00:12:04] 就因为这个法亮来了之后

[00:12:06] 把那个盒子撵走了

[00:12:08] 到处招了一帮打手

[00:12:11] 他们都是犯了法

[00:12:14] 国家要抓他

[00:12:15] 没办法出家了

[00:12:18] 人在庙内

[00:12:20] 今天有人敢打他的徒弟he

[00:12:24] 这个除了马蜂窝

[00:12:25] 立刻带人找出来倒贴疑问

[00:12:28] 有人说了

[00:12:30] 那个老头和那个女的都到扬泰这

[00:12:34] 心中四长老法亮对杨开

[00:12:38] 早有顾忌

[00:12:40] 他知道有这么个人号打抱不平

[00:12:43] 所以呢

[00:12:44] 从来不敢惹

[00:12:46] 今天啊

[00:12:48] 你竟敢窝藏打我屯里的人

[00:12:53] 我找你

[00:12:54] 你就这样到了门前

[00:12:56] 洋菜看看他

[00:12:59] 到村民手

[00:13:01] 请问对面来的可是金钟寺的长老弥陀佛

[00:13:09] 不错

[00:13:11] 持主可是大刀盖he bei ou 在向阳开

[00:13:18] 哦哦

[00:13:19] 使劲使劲

[00:13:20] 我求有耳闻

[00:13:21] 那a 杨志茹

[00:13:24] 刚才我的徒弟在街上被打

[00:13:27] 是被个女的给打了

[00:13:30] 听说这女的落在你家和

[00:13:34] 由此是a

[00:13:35] 这个不错

[00:13:37] 那就请杨杨施主把那个丫头

[00:13:41] 把那个老头儿交出来吧

[00:13:45] 哎呀

[00:13:46] 打什么

[00:13:47] 其实把他交出来不算什么

[00:13:49] 不过有点原因

[00:13:51] 我跟你说说

[00:13:54] 那个姑娘喝

[00:13:56] 这老头啊

[00:13:57] 跟我有点关系

[00:13:59] 那个老头是我师兄

[00:14:01] 说起来他是找我找不着

[00:14:04] 因为没钱了才在节前打靶着呗

[00:14:09] 你同学为什么挨打

[00:14:10] 你知道不知道

[00:14:12] 可不是人家父女俩找你徒弟

[00:14:16] 是你徒弟热闹

[00:14:19] 姑娘白小红他们比武联姻

[00:14:24] 你徒弟拿两银子扔到阁楼里

[00:14:27] 非要喝着姑娘的五姑娘不干

[00:14:30] 你徒弟不应说是看见这个姑娘

[00:14:33] 她想还俗

[00:14:35] 你说是不是给你金钟寺丢人现眼呢

[00:14:39] 结果被姑娘给劈伤了

[00:14:43] 他走了

[00:14:45] 作为你

[00:14:47] 吃庙里的长老应该分青红皂白责怪你的徒弟才是不应该找人家姑娘

[00:14:57] 好男不和女斗

[00:14:59] 况且你是出家人啊

[00:15:04] 弥陀佛

[00:15:10] 泥炭法亮是个步伐的僧人

[00:15:14] 不过听了这番话也觉得不对

[00:15:17] 扭头看着许多哼的意思说是吗

[00:15:22] 嗯

[00:15:23] 是喔

[00:15:25] 啊

[00:15:27] 法令强制的给我过来

[00:15:29] 但是已经来了

[00:15:30] 骑虎难下怎么办

[00:15:33] 杨施主啊

[00:15:35] 你说的对

[00:15:38] 我徒弟错了

[00:15:40] 佛有佛归庙有妙法

[00:15:43] 回去我吃亏他

[00:15:45] 但是我带人到人就这么走了

[00:15:48] 知道不说是我办事公道

[00:15:51] 不知道的

[00:15:52] 该说被杨施主

[00:15:54] 你给吓回去了

[00:15:56] 谁让你是有名之人

[00:15:58] 大刀盖河北

[00:16:00] 说实在

[00:16:01] 这个外号我听着别扭

[00:16:04] 啊

[00:16:05] 我早就想把这外套给你取掉

[00:16:08] 美景今天的没停

[00:16:11] 当然印证一下过

[00:16:14] 三招五式

[00:16:15] 你把我打败

[00:16:16] 官军扶着走

[00:16:18] 永远我不倒着找麻烦

[00:16:20] 如果今天你要输了

[00:16:24] A 那个女的我也不找他了

[00:16:28] 你就搬出沧州怎么样

[00:16:32] 好哇

[00:16:34] 既然这样

[00:16:35] 大师傅

[00:16:36] 你可别说我欺负你们出家人哪啊

[00:16:42] 100首叫他侄子杨国良到屋里把刀取出来

[00:16:47] 金背砍山刀

[00:16:50] 手中疫情

[00:16:53] 大师傅

[00:16:54] 咱们到那边去

[00:16:56] 那边关注哇

[00:16:59] 这些和尚闪在一旁

[00:17:02] 这事儿呢

[00:17:03] 白晓红白酒长都出来了

[00:17:06] 杨国梁也高兴

[00:17:08] 心想

[00:17:08] 我大爷都说有本事

[00:17:10] 我一回都没看过这回桥

[00:17:13] 在开始喝着首都方便连环铲花

[00:17:17] 给他们取火朝天亮开的门户

[00:17:20] 切

[00:17:22] 请方便连环闪烁啊

[00:17:26] 拨草寻蛇

[00:17:29] 直接扬着手中大刀

[00:17:33] 被子差一颗

[00:17:34] 方便连环铲

[00:17:36] 来个拦腰死玉代刷

[00:17:39] 哎

[00:17:39] 要不然展开把D 61 闪身

[00:17:42] 方便连环铲巴黎Che a 插入或是打在一块儿

[00:17:47] 这两个人

[00:17:48] 无疑都不错哎

[00:17:51] 这些和尚也开眼了

[00:17:53] 杨国良也开眼了

[00:17:54] 特别是白酒长打完之后

[00:17:58] 竖大拇哥好

[00:18:00] 看来是名不虚传

[00:18:02] 这都使出来稳、准、狠

[00:18:06] 开始能看见人随刀转

[00:18:10] 后来把刀使开啦

[00:18:12] 啪啪啪

[00:18:13] 只见刀光不见人

[00:18:16] 这和尚方便连环铲

[00:18:18] 也不喊我花郎刮动风生

[00:18:22] 我俩像走马灯一样

[00:18:24] 达到五个回合

[00:18:26] 十回合、15 回合、二回合、五分上下

[00:18:31] 老婆是后悔了

[00:18:32] 哎呀

[00:18:34] 我怎么无故的惹这个事儿

[00:18:37] 平时坐在庙里

[00:18:39] 我和徒弟们长议论

[00:18:40] 不服什么

[00:18:42] 养胎大刀在合肥呀

[00:18:45] 今天才知道

[00:18:47] 人家是真有功夫

[00:18:49] 我弄的不好

[00:18:51] 可惜这些年我的庙里香火旺盛

[00:18:55] 土地都禁锢

[00:18:56] 功夫稍微扔点

[00:18:58] 尤其是防止连环铲呢

[00:19:00] 主要分零中五度

[00:19:03] 时间长了累呀

[00:19:05] 须知船只的不行

[00:19:09] 嗨翻倍怎么定

[00:19:12] 嘴不说卸妆吗

[00:19:14] 你等着

[00:19:15] 我把你尽使尽了

[00:19:17] 一会儿我再升

[00:19:19] 猛然间

[00:19:20] 再次的交战

[00:19:23] 只见他

[00:19:24] 刷刷一个脑后摘筋

[00:19:26] 砰砰砰的一声

[00:19:28] 砰

[00:19:30] 把大和尚的枇杷贸崩出血掉

[00:19:35] 这和尚啊

[00:19:36] 是秃头亮顶

[00:19:38] 要是有法究啊

[00:19:39] 非把发胶给消掉不可

[00:19:41] 就这样就贴着脑瓜皮儿凉丝丝儿的给去成油皮

[00:19:47] Ni po

[00:19:50] 受不了的薄再把他吓死

[00:19:53] 一转身二

[00:19:56] 雅茹

[00:19:58] 准备

[00:20:00] 哎

[00:20:00] 有你在

[00:20:03] 我把俩永不在这儿呆了走

[00:20:08] 脸上哇

[00:20:10] 都走了

[00:20:11] 想开起飞

[00:20:12] 哎呀

[00:20:13] 大师傅

[00:20:14] 如果得闲

[00:20:16] 请到我家里做客

[00:20:19] 随后

[00:20:20] 杨泰回到院内

[00:20:22] 把门关上

[00:20:24] 可热坏了

[00:20:26] 白酒长

[00:20:28] 哎呀

[00:20:29] 这回我女儿可找不到地方

[00:20:32] 到屋里头一看

[00:20:33] 那九菜都凉啦

[00:20:36] 由杨国良给热热这俩人往那一坐

[00:20:40] 吃吃喝喝

[00:20:42] 杨国梁和白小红做个面对面喝

[00:20:46] 白小红

[00:20:47] 哎哟

[00:20:48] 这长眼睛吗

[00:20:49] 呼着呼着呢

[00:20:50] 大演出啊

[00:20:51] 溜来溜去上眼下眼左一眼右眼一个劲儿看杨国良心里琢磨

[00:20:59] 他大爷能耐这么大

[00:21:01] 这杨国良本事也小不了

[00:21:04] 我要嫁给他呢

[00:21:05] 就算合适

[00:21:08] 这一切

[00:21:08] 盲者他爹他爹一看女儿乐意

[00:21:11] 自己也抛弃

[00:21:13] 就怕杨凯叔

[00:21:14] 你的侄子多大啊

[00:21:16] 太好了

[00:21:17] 我女儿19

[00:21:19] 你要不嫌弃就把我女儿给你侄子

[00:21:23] 你看怎么样

[00:21:25] 哎呀

[00:21:26] 我是求之不得

[00:21:28] 好好是啊

[00:21:31] 白小红武艺高强人又漂亮

[00:21:34] 阳台高兴

[00:21:36] 当时定亲一个月后给小夫妻完婚

[00:21:40] 白酒长也不走了

[00:21:42] 喝羊胎在一起

[00:21:44] 像亲哥俩一样

[00:21:46] 再说白小红

[00:21:49] 嫁给杨国良

[00:21:51] 心满意足

[00:21:53] 洞房花烛夜

[00:21:55] 夫妻俩喝了交杯

[00:21:57] 冉小狐说

[00:21:59] 夫君大

[00:22:01] 走啊

[00:22:02] 咱们俩到外边儿比试比试

[00:22:04] 无意看谁的本领大

[00:22:08] 崖柏良说

[00:22:08] 算了

[00:22:10] 小妈

[00:22:11] 今天是咱大喜的日子

[00:22:15] 长期为小登科

[00:22:17] 常年日的号春宵

[00:22:20] 一夜值千金哪

[00:22:22] 别去啦

[00:22:24] 不猛

[00:22:25] 我就是愿意练功

[00:22:27] 我找丈夫在天下无敌

[00:22:31] 走不

[00:22:32] 我不行

[00:22:33] 不是对手

[00:22:34] 嗨

[00:22:35] 你太客气啦

[00:22:36] 神刀小太保

[00:22:39] 你还能教教我呢

[00:22:40] 哎呀

[00:22:41] 你别听他们说我不行

[00:22:42] 你跟我走吗

[00:22:44] 就这样

[00:22:44] 小红冷拉着他来到后院

[00:22:48] 来到凭证D 吧

[00:22:51] 小红感觉站来个金鸡独立

[00:22:57] 结果一伸手

[00:23:00] 就把杨国良披个大笨

[00:23:03] 梁国梁脸上通红通红的爬起来

[00:23:07] 再伸手

[00:23:08] 连摔三跤

[00:23:11] 小屋的心唰就凉了

[00:23:14] 我心比天高

[00:23:15] 命比纸薄

[00:23:17] 怎么加这么个饭桶呢