《The Biggest Aspidistra in the World》歌词

[00:00:00] The Biggest Aspidistra in the World - Gracie Fields

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[00:00:11] For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot

[00:00:14] 多年来我们在花盆里养了一只蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:00:14] On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all

[00:00:18] 什么都不在乎就在看台上

[00:00:18] It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe

[00:00:21] 似乎并没有成长直到有一天我们的兄弟Joe

[00:00:21] Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall

[00:00:26] 以为他会让我变得高大强壮

[00:00:26] So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree

[00:00:30] 他用一颗橡树上的橡子穿过了树林

[00:00:30] And he's planted it against the garden wall

[00:00:33] 他把它种在花园的墙上

[00:00:33] It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky

[00:00:38] 就像火箭一样一路狂飙直冲云霄

[00:00:38] It's the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:00:42] 这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:00:42] We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high

[00:00:46] 我们看不见最高处简直嗨翻天

[00:00:46] It's the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:00:50] 这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:00:50] When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes'

[00:00:56] 当父亲在酒吧里喝得醉醺醺的时候

[00:00:56] He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes

[00:00:59] 他不会拼命抗争失去理智

[00:00:59] No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes

[00:01:04] 你会发现他穿着熊皮大衣在扮演人猿泰山

[00:01:04] Off the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:10] 吃了世上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:01:10] We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade

[00:01:14] 我们得让当地消防队给它浇水

[00:01:14] So they put the water rates up half a crown

[00:01:19] 所以他们把水费提高了半克朗

[00:01:19] The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes

[00:01:22] 树根堵塞排水沟沿着乡间小路蔓延

[00:01:22] And they came up half a mile outside the town

[00:01:26] 他们来到城外半英里的地方

[00:01:26] Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house

[00:01:31] 有一次我们租了一个礼堂作为租房子的地方

[00:01:31] But a jealous rival went and burnt it down

[00:01:37] 但一个嫉妒我的对手把它付之一炬

[00:01:37] The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out

[00:01:42] 流浪猫和它们的情人喜欢在外面度过夜晚时光

[00:01:42] Up the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:47] 世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:01:47] They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout

[00:01:51] 嫩芽开始发芽的时候它们都开始喵喵叫

[00:01:51] From the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:56] 来自世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋

[00:01:56] The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see

[00:02:01] 几英里之外到处都是狗多么迷人的景象

[00:02:01] They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee

[00:02:06] 它们四处嗅了好几个小时高兴地摇着尾巴

[00:02:06] So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree

[00:02:12] 所以我得贴个告示说这不是一棵树

[00:02:12] It's the biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:02:17] 这是世界上最大的蜘蛛抱蛋