《The Dangerous Kitchen》歌词

[00:00:00] The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa

[00:00:01] The dangerous kitchen

[00:00:04] If it aint't one thing it's another

[00:00:07] In the middle of the night when you get home

[00:00:11] The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy

[00:00:16] The meat thing

[00:00:17] Where the cats ate trough the paper

[00:00:19] The can things with the sharp little edges

[00:00:23] That can cut your fingers when you're not looking

[00:00:26] The soft little things on the floor that you step on

[00:00:30] They can all be DANGEROUS

[00:00:34] Sometimes

[00:00:35] The milk can hurt you

[00:00:39] (If you put it on your cereal

[00:00:41] Before you smell the plastic container)

[00:00:45] And the stuff in the strainer

[00:00:48] Has a mind of its own

[00:00:51] So be very careful

[00:00:55] In the dangerous kitchen

[00:01:00] When the night time has fallen

[00:01:03] And the roaches are crawlin'

[00:01:09] In the kitchen of danger

[00:01:13] You can feel like a stranger

[00:01:16] The bananaes are black

[00:01:18] The got flies in the back

[00:01:20] And also the chicken

[00:01:23] In the dish with the foil

[00:01:25] Where the cream is all clabbered

[00:01:28] And the salad is frightful

[00:01:31] Your return in the evening

[00:01:34] Can be less than delightful

[00:01:38] You must walk very careful

[00:01:43] You must not lean against it

[00:01:47] It can get on you clothing

[00:01:49] It can follow you in

[00:01:51] As you walk to the bedroom

[00:01:53] And you take all your clothes off

[00:01:55] While you're sleeping

[00:01:56] It crawls off

[00:01:58] It gets in your bed

[00:02:00] It could get on your face then

[00:02:02] It could eat your complexion

[00:02:04] You could die from the danger

[00:02:09] Of the dangerous kitchen

[00:02:13] Who the f**k wants to clean it

[00:02:16] It's disgusting and dirty

[00:02:20] The sponge on the drainer

[00:02:23] Is stinky and squirty

[00:02:27] If you squeeze it when you wipe up

[00:02:30] What you get on your hands then

[00:02:34] Could un-balance your glands and

[00:02:37] Make you blind or whatever

[00:02:41] In the dangerous kitchen

[00:02:44] At my house tonight