《99 Bottles》歌词

[00:00:03] Get your booze, light your blunts up, get your hard drugs, and we doing it.

[00:00:08] I serve your a** like John McEnroe

[00:00:10] Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull

[00:00:12] Cut my finger on a razor blade bagging up blow

[00:00:14] Hit the back door with a little strag and a ho

[00:00:16] Yeah you heard the news

[00:00:18] That I’m back from the grave just to murder yous

[00:00:20] And I’ve been up in the streets kicking curbs in shoes

[00:00:22] Number one draft pick with the vertical

[00:00:25] White men can’t jump nah but I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump

[00:00:28] I come from a hood you do not come from

[00:00:31] If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb

[00:00:33] Dummy come and try to take sh*t from me

[00:00:35] Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby

[00:00:37] I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money

[00:00:39] I just owe it to the world cause I’m looking so funny

[00:00:41] 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[00:00:43] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all

[00:00:45] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times

[00:00:49] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that

[00:00:53] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[00:00:58] She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine

[00:00:59] And love how I rhyme with a shifty mind

[00:01:02] I told her 99 times that the sh*t was mine

[00:01:04] Make it 98, the b**ch was one sip behind

[00:01:06] And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime

[00:01:08] But I’m leaning real hard on this gift of mine

[00:01:10] Wouldn’t you if you were spitting so sewer

[00:01:12] Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua

[00:01:15] You’re like what’s he think cause a milk and Kahlua is a p**sy drink

[00:01:18] What’s a dime piece worth if her p**sy stinks?

[00:01:21] I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink

[00:01:23] I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink

[00:01:25] So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think

[00:01:27] I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink

[00:01:29] Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink

[00:01:32] 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[00:01:33] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all

[00:01:35] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times

[00:01:40] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that

[00:01:44] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the

[00:01:48] I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot

[00:01:50] He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot

[00:01:52] I’m a nightmare now, are you dreaming or not?

[00:01:54] Jumping out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop

[00:01:56] Oh I don’t know what you take me as

[00:01:58] A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist

[00:02:00] But you motherf**kers scared of my crazy a**

[00:02:02] I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag

[00:02:05] And f**k what the media thinks

[00:02:07] I translate Sally Wong just to read to the *chinks*

[00:02:09] If you don’t get I’m fooling around

[00:02:11] I’ll hold your head under till the water in a pool you drown

[00:02:13] Clutching the Uzi, shoot it around

[00:02:15] Popping your top off a beautiful sound

[00:02:17] So when the city burns down all the looters around

[00:02:19] Stay stuck in the f**king dirt like a root in the ground

[00:02:21] 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[00:02:24] 99 problems and you’re hearing them all

[00:02:26] 99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times

[00:02:30] Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that

[00:02:34] Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the