《Hell Yeah》歌词

[00:00:00] Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:00] Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now

[00:00:04] We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible

[00:00:09] Hell yeah

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[00:00:28] If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T V

[00:00:41] Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

[00:00:51] If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols

[00:00:57] And thou shall add the book of Flavor flav to the Bible

[00:01:02] Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2

[00:01:07] If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no

[00:01:12] Hell yeah

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[00:01:33] If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything

[00:01:44] Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

[00:01:54] If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip flops

[00:02:00] Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap

[00:02:04] Thou shall resist the olsen twins thou shall not cut footloose

[00:02:09] If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no

[00:02:14] Hell yeah

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[00:02:38] And when they nail my pimpled a** to the cross

[00:02:43] I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off

[00:02:48] He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars

[00:02:53] Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar

[00:02:59] To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt

[00:03:04] Crucified and all I got was this lousy T shirt

[00:03:08] I can't believe it's not butter I'll sing as I'm flogged

[00:03:14] Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

[00:03:20] So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven

[00:03:25] Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in seven

[00:03:30] With creepy threats of h e double hockey stick

[00:03:35] You just can't teach an old God new tricks

[00:03:41] But would I be a good Messiah with my low self esteem

[00:03:46] If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy

[00:03:51] Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade

[00:03:56] Yeah that's what I would do if I were God