《Scarlet Pimpernel(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Scarlet Pimpernel (LP版) - Douglas Sills

[00:00:06] La love me such conjecturing could drive a man insane

[00:00:10] And I'm the one to set

[00:00:11] This gossip quite to rest

[00:00:13] The pimpernel is me

[00:00:14] Indeed and I'm the queen of Spain

[00:00:16] What the pimpernel is nothing

[00:00:18] But a nosy pest

[00:00:19] No the vicar says the pimpernel's a bishop in disguise

[00:00:22] Who gives absolution

[00:00:23] Night and day

[00:00:26] Stuff and nonsense don't you know

[00:00:27] He's a maharajah from Bombay

[00:00:30] They say he has enormous feet

[00:00:32] And that he tends to overeat

[00:00:33] I've heard he's fussy with his food

[00:00:35] And eats his breakfast in the nude

[00:00:37] Is he robust or very pale

[00:00:39] At least we know he's male

[00:00:41] Who is the scarlet pimpernel

[00:00:52] Me sister says his breath is sweeter than an Irish rose

[00:00:55] I'm sure I'd fall in love if he would cross my path

[00:00:58] La yes she you could overlook

[00:01:00] The warts upon his else

[00:01:02] And possibly persuade him

[00:01:03] He should take a bath

[00:01:05] Rumor has it he's castillian

[00:01:06] He's a reckless buckeneer

[00:01:08] And I hear he carries several whips several whips

[00:01:12] He's a sultan from Kabul

[00:01:14] With women at his fingertips

[00:01:16] They say he's nearly eight feet tall

[00:01:18] And yet quite graceful

[00:01:19] Folderal

[00:01:19] I'm told he waddles when he walks

[00:01:21] And often twitches when he talks

[00:01:23] Is he a dolt

[00:01:24] He's very deep

[00:01:24] Oh England's losing sleep

[00:01:26] Who is this blasted pimpernel

[00:01:29] The butcher in the village claims he saw the man last week where

[00:01:33] Galloping a camel cross the moor

[00:01:36] He's been seen

[00:01:37] Wearing full blarney green

[00:01:39] I've told you all before

[00:01:42] The fellas me

[00:01:43] It's George the third

[00:01:44] Perhaps a convict run amok

[00:01:45] This pimpernel could be most any sod oh dad

[00:01:49] Bite your tongue

[00:01:50] He is dashing and young

[00:01:52] The pimpernel's a god

[00:01:54] And he'll find me

[00:01:56] And he'll wake me

[00:01:57] And he'll take me

[00:02:00] Down on a haystack

[00:02:01] He'll face me

[00:02:02] Then at last you could tell

[00:02:04] If he's a hero or a monk

[00:02:05] A fiddling Nero or a drunk

[00:02:07] Who is the scarlet pimpernel

[00:02:10] It's me it's me

[00:02:10] I'm sure he's flatulent and crass

[00:02:12] Here here the man's a horse's

[00:02:13] No no he is neighbourly and kind

[00:02:15] But quite erotically inclined

[00:02:18] Whatever guise he may employ

[00:02:19] He's England's pride and joy

[00:02:21] This plucky non pareil

[00:02:23] Is lucky bloody swell

[00:02:26] Who is the Scarlet Pimpernel