《My Old Man’s a Dustman》歌词

[00:00:00] My Old Man's a Dustman (我爸爸是清洁工) - Laugh Central

[00:00:02] Now here's a little story

[00:00:06] To tell it is a must

[00:00:11] About an unsung hero

[00:00:15] That moves away your dust

[00:00:20] Some people make a fortune

[00:00:23] Other's earn a mint

[00:00:26] My old man don't earn much

[00:00:30] In fact....he's flippin'.....skint

[00:00:38] Oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:00:41] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:00:42] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:00:44] And he lives in a council flat

[00:00:46] He looks a proper narner

[00:00:47] In his great big hob nailed boots

[00:00:50] He's got such a job to pull em up

[00:00:52] That he calls them daisy roots

[00:00:56] Some folks give tips at Christmas

[00:00:58] And some of them forget

[00:01:00] So when he picks their bins up

[00:01:02] He spills some on the steps

[00:01:04] Now one old man got nasty

[00:01:06] And to the council wrote

[00:01:07] Next time my old man went 'round there

[00:01:10] He punched him up the throat

[00:01:11] Oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:01:14] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:15] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:17] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:19] I say, I say Duncan

[00:01:20] I 'er...I found a police dog in my dustbin

[00:01:24] How do you know he's a police dog

[00:01:26] He had a policeman with him

[00:01:30] Though my old man's a dustman

[00:01:32] He's got a heart of gold

[00:01:34] He got married recently

[00:01:36] Though he's 86 years old

[00:01:38] We said 'Ear! Hang on Dad

[00:01:40] You're getting past your prime'

[00:01:41] He said 'Well when you get to my age'

[00:01:44] 'It helps to pass the time'

[00:01:45] Oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:01:47] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:49] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:50] And he lives in a council flat

[00:01:52] I say, I say, I say

[00:01:54] My dustbins full of lillies

[00:01:57] Well throw 'em away then

[00:01:58] I can't Lilly's wearing them

[00:02:02] Now one day while in a hurry

[00:02:04] He missed a lady's bin

[00:02:06] He hadn't gone but a few yards

[00:02:08] When she chased after him

[00:02:10] 'What game do you think you're playing'

[00:02:11] She cried right from the heart

[00:02:13] 'You've missed me...am I too late'

[00:02:15] 'No... jump up on the cart'

[00:02:17] Oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:02:19] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:21] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:22] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:24] I say, I say, I say What you again

[00:02:29] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

[00:02:33] How do you know it's full

[00:02:34] 'Cos there's not much room inside

[00:02:38] He found a tiger's head one day

[00:02:39] Nailed to a piece of wood

[00:02:41] The tiger looked quite miserable

[00:02:42] But I suppose it should

[00:02:45] Just then from out a window

[00:02:47] A voice began to wail

[00:02:49] He said Oi! Where's me tiger head

[00:02:51] Four foot from it's tail

[00:02:53] Oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:02:54] He wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:56] He wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:57] And he lives in a council flat

[00:02:59] Next time you see a dustman

[00:03:02] Looking all pale and sad

[00:03:04] Don't kick him in the dustbin

[00:03:06] It might be my old dad