《If I Had $1，000，000 (Originally Performed By Barenaked Ladies)(Tribute Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Had $1,000,000 (Originally Performed By Barenaked Ladies)(Tribute Version) - New Tribute Kings

[00:00:26] If I Had a Million Dollars

[00:00:29] If I had a million dollars

[00:00:32] Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house

[00:00:37] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:00:43] I'd buy you furniture for your house

[00:00:46] Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

[00:00:50] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:00:56] Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile

[00:01:01] And if I had a million dollars,

[00:01:05] I'd buy your love

[00:01:13] If I had a million dollars I'd

[00:01:17] Build a tree-fort in our yard

[00:01:19] If I had a million dollars you could

[00:01:23] Help, it wouldn't be that hard

[00:01:25] If I had a million dollars maybe we could

[00:01:28] Put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

[00:01:31] “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”

[00:01:33] “Like open the fridge and stuff,

[00:01:35] And there'd all be foods laid out for us like

[00:01:37] Little pre-wrapped sausages and things.

[00:01:40] They have pre-wrapped sausages but

[00:01:41] They don't have pre-wrapped bacon.”

[00:01:43] “Well can you blame them?”

[00:01:45] “Yeah.”

[00:01:46] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:01:52] Well I'd buy you a fur coat but

[00:01:55] Not a real fur coat, that's cruel

[00:01:58] And if I had a million dollars

[00:02:01] If I had a million dollars

[00:02:04] Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

[00:02:07] Yep, like a llama or an emu

[00:02:10] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:02:16] Well I'd buy you John Merrick's

[00:02:19] Remains all them crazy elephant bones

[00:02:22] And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

[00:02:34] If I had a million dollars we wouldn't

[00:02:37] Have to walk to the store

[00:02:40] If I had a million dollars we'd take a

[00:02:43] Limousine 'cause it costs more

[00:02:46] If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

[00:02:52] “But we would eat Kraft dinner.”

[00:02:53] “Of course we would, we'd just eat more.”

[00:02:56] “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”

[00:02:58] “That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

[00:03:07] If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:13] Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not

[00:03:16] A real green dress that's cruel

[00:03:19] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:25] Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel

[00:03:31] And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

[00:03:37] Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't

[00:03:41] You always wanted a monkey?!

[00:03:42] And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

[00:03:54] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

[00:04:00] If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

[00:04:06] If I had a million dollars… I'd be rich!