《Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man)(Demo Vocal Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok)

[00:00:00] Wait a minute' man Hey' check this out' tell it

[00:00:03] It was this blind man' right

[00:00:04] Hey it was this blind man' right

[00:00:06] He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right

[00:00:08] Hey He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'

[00:00:11] He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'

[00:00:14] Woooooo' good morning' ladies

[00:00:20] You like that sh*t' man Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man

[00:00:25] I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums'

[00:00:28] Everybody just crowd around the mic'

[00:00:31] I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes

[00:00:32] But first' I'ma start it off like this Hey' help me sing it' homeboy

[00:00:38] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

[00:00:42] We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed

[00:00:47] And as the m*******a burns we can

[00:00:49] Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:00:52] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and

[00:00:54] Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:00:57] So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

[00:01:01] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through

[00:01:03] Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims

[00:01:06] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

[00:01:11] If my tapes and my cds

[00:01:13] Just don't sell' I bet my caddy will

[00:01:16] Well it was just sundown in a small white town

[00:01:18] They call it Eastside Palmdale

[00:01:20] When the Afroman walked through

[00:01:22] The white land' houses went up for sale

[00:01:26] Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds

[00:01:28] When I met a little girl named Jan

[00:01:30] I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know

[00:01:33] Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

[00:01:35] We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the

[00:01:37] Flo'' f**ked so long' I grew a f**kin' afro

[00:01:40] Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right

[00:01:43] She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white

[00:01:45] I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba

[00:01:47] Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA

[00:01:50] I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'

[00:01:53] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

[00:01:55] I ran I jumped out the back window'

[00:01:57] But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4

[00:02:00] Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right

[00:02:03] The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night

[00:02:05] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's

[00:02:07] The best damn p**sy I ever had

[00:02:09] I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine

[00:02:12] I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time

[00:02:14] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

[00:02:19] We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed

[00:02:23] And as the m*******a burns we can take

[00:02:26] Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:02:29] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and

[00:02:31] Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:02:34] So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

[00:02:38] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'

[00:02:41] Skatin' on Dayton rims

[00:02:43] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

[00:02:47] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will

[00:02:52] I met this lady in Hollywood

[00:02:55] She had green hair' but damn she looked good

[00:02:58] I took her to my house' cause she was fine'

[00:03:00] But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

[00:03:03] I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African

[00:03:08] I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice

[00:03:10] I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice

[00:03:13] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

[00:03:15] I met a woman in the heart of Australia

[00:03:17] Had a big butt and big titties' too'

[00:03:19] So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo

[00:03:22] See' I met this lady from Hawaii

[00:03:24] Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee

[00:03:27] Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then

[00:03:29] Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

[00:03:32] Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

[00:03:34] She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me

[00:03:37] I came in her mouth It was a crisis

[00:03:39] I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[00:03:41] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

[00:03:46] We can go to the park after dark'

[00:03:49] Smoke that tumbleweed

[00:03:50] And as the m*******a burns we can

[00:03:53] Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:03:56] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

[00:03:58] Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:04:01] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

[00:04:03] Her titties were filled with Hennesy

[00:04:06] That country music nearly drove me crazy'

[00:04:08] But I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy

[00:04:10] Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p**sy in a coma

[00:04:15] Met this lady in Michigan;

[00:04:18] I can't wait 'til I f**k that b**ch again

[00:04:20] Met a real black girl in South Carolina;

[00:04:22] F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino

[00:04:25] F**ked this hooker in Iowa

[00:04:27] I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her

[00:04:30] F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth

[00:04:34] Man' I thought I told ya

[00:04:35] Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico

[00:04:39] Fine young thing' said her name's Maria

[00:04:42] I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

[00:04:45] I wanna get married' but I can't afford it

[00:04:47] I know I'ma cry when she gets deported

[00:04:49] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need

[00:04:54] We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed

[00:04:57] And as the m*******a burns we

[00:05:01] Can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:05:04] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and

[00:05:06] Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:05:09] So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

[00:05:13] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims

[00:05:18] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

[00:05:23] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will