《Concert Monologue(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] You know, you know

[00:00:03] Sometimes, sometimes people say to me,

[00:00:07] "Rose,

[00:00:16] When's the first time you ever heard the blues?"

[00:00:19] And u know what i tell 'em? "The day i was born."

[00:00:28] You know why? You know why?

[00:00:33] 'Coz i was born a woman.

[00:00:36] Ah! Oh! We got some noisy females in the house tonight!

[00:00:46] I do like to hear that high-pitched sound, you know I do.

[00:00:52] Oh, being a woman is so interesting don't you find it?

[00:00:56] What are we ladies, what are we?

[00:00:58] We are waitresses at the banquet of life!

[00:01:03] Get into that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans...

[00:01:07] And you better look pretty god-damned good doing it

[00:01:09] Too or else you gonna lose your good thang!

[00:01:16] Oh! And why do we dot that, why do we do that?

[00:01:19] I tell you why we do that, we do that to find looove.

[00:01:22] Oh, i love to be in love, don't you love to be in love?

[00:01:26] Ain't it just great to be in love?

[00:01:28] Oh, ain't it wonderful?

[00:01:31] Isn't it wonderful to be in love?

[00:01:34] Ain't it just grand laying there late at night in bed

[00:01:37] Waiting for your man to show up?

[00:01:40] And when he finally does, round about four o'clock in the morning

[00:01:44] With whiskey on his breath

[00:01:46] And the smell of another woman on his person...

[00:01:50] Oh, honey I can smell another woman at five hundred paces!

[00:01:54] That's a easy one to catch!

[00:02:01] So what do you do when hees home with the smell of another woman on him?

[00:02:06] Do you say, "Oh, honey, let me open up my loving arms and my loving legs!

[00:02:11] Dive right in, baby, the water's fine!"

[00:02:14] Is that what you say, girls?!

[00:02:19] Or do you say, "Pack your bags!

[00:02:22] I'm putting on my little waitress cap and my fancy high heel shoes.

[00:02:25] I'm gonna go find me a real man, a good man, a true man,

[00:02:27] A man to love me for sure."

[00:02:31] You know I tell you something,

[00:02:32] I tell u something: I tohught...

[00:02:34] At one time i actually thought i found myself one.

[00:02:37] I did, I thought I found myself one.

[00:02:41] When he... When he...