《Klap Ya Handz》歌词

[00:00:00] Klap Ya Handz (LP Version) - Das EFX

[00:00:09] Well uh is macaroni and cheese

[00:00:12] Before I start I gots ta umm fart no I gots ta uh sneeze

[00:00:14] Not I gotcha trippin yippity-doo-da-day

[00:00:17] Shucks I'm makin' bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some

[00:00:20] Cos I'm a powsy wowsy ace boom coon

[00:00:22] So shout "Wa-bap-a-loo-ba-bawa-bam-boom "

[00:00:24] Drayx up for sure dang now that I'm flexed

[00:00:26] My a-EFX'll quote when the bridge fell down

[00:00:29] And I'ma good ship with the lollipop

[00:00:31] Left town so yiggity-yack you booga-loo black

[00:00:34] Oki doki oopsy Daisy cos I'm Krayzie like that

[00:00:36] But it's the cat got snuffed or Mr Red and his crew

[00:00:39] So roll a spliff and rub-a-dub and then ya make beef stew

[00:00:41] Troop I got the hoolahoop baby woop dooby-doo

[00:00:43] Lassie boy you made a mess now go and get the pooper scoop

[00:00:46] Oops I wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while I make

[00:00:49] But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo yay for Dray and

[00:00:51] Klap your hands now

[00:00:54] Klap your hands now

[00:00:56] Klap your hands now

[00:01:00] Bon voyage look out below cos umm

[00:01:03] I got my socks on the popcorn the Hubba Bubba yep gum

[00:01:06] Skippity bum you think I don't know the time

[00:01:08] Well it's half-past a cow's a** and I'm a real bad a**

[00:01:11] Yeah shitty-bang-boom-bang yo who rang

[00:01:13] Abra-cadabra jimminy crickets set the wrists to my slang

[00:01:15] I got the knights all sniffin sneezing yes

[00:01:17] Stuffy-head called for and fever sow you to rest

[00:01:20] Tight rhymes catch the fever for the flavor of a spliff

[00:01:23] Or a Uzi be careful who you choose could choose a Marvin choose a ship

[00:01:26] Lickity split cos flippity-lips can sink ships

[00:01:27] And yo a sandwich isn't a snadwich without the miracle whip

[00:01:30] In the morning yawning as I stand for group check

[00:01:32] To back up I slap up r-r-rut put you're boo deck

[00:01:35] Yep so what the heck you gives rhymes like a cheque

[00:01:37] Because the A is for apple the J is for 'ja back to book bets'

[00:01:40] And then S-K-double O-Be on mansel

[00:01:41] So if ya happy and ya know it klap your hands

[00:01:54] Well uhh woopty doody abba doozy it's time

[00:01:56] I'm on the yabber dabber scribber scrabber shimmy sham flam

[00:01:59] So heavens-to-Betsy golly wolly gee whiz

[00:02:01] My lickity split got splat the diddly squat was hot

[00:02:03] Oh yeah dapper doodly do you don't know Mr Magoo

[00:02:06] You heard I'm loco well yo I'm despicable too

[00:02:09] So umm hi ho Silver and away we go

[00:02:11] The Lone Ranger got pissed and shot Tonto in his toes so

[00:02:13] Holy toledo cowabunga what gives

[00:02:15] I heard you shot my borough til blow at twins

[00:02:18] The name farmer's up in me need no give me no more

[00:02:21] Cos that soul lock ya stands I can't stands no more

[00:02:23] So zippity doo da day woops I gots stuff

[00:02:25] See I'm sneaky freaky peaky plus I'm chock full of nuts

[00:02:28] But yo I am enjoyed for the clamp in his chest

[00:02:30] So hey how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

[00:02:33] If a woodchuck could chuck f**k you know the rest

[00:02:35] So seizin it seizin it seizin it I shall

[00:02:38] Cos it's the Krayzie Drayzie wit the Books that's my pal and

[00:02:50] A diggity-cap my slipp'ry style is

[00:02:52] I got the mics the back pop crackle and snap

[00:02:54] And all that me and a gang of PING PING bang zoomer

[00:02:57] To freak ya outcha sneakers and knock your granny outta roomers

[00:03:00] Yo some say I'm Brooklyn bomber some say Brooklyn boop

[00:03:02] But don't consider me as no follower no runner or no poop

[00:03:04] But just rock a by rock a by booboo

[00:03:06] Let your fingers do the walking hey I'm talking yoohoo

[00:03:09] Can ya can ya hear me Checka checka 1-2

[00:03:12] Aiyo sit Booboo sit sh*t cos I'm the one who

[00:03:14] Kick a rhyme in singular so son you're used to it

[00:03:17] Cos Poof the Magic Dragon I'll kick a rhyme in duplicate

[00:03:20] Or triplicate can't forget my boogaloo big jaw

[00:03:22] Um listen everyone as I kick the jigsaw

[00:03:24] M-I-crooked letter crooked letter I

[00:03:27] Crooked letter crooked letter I hump back

[00:03:29] Hump back I you can't touch I

[00:03:31] Cos I's gots dem and dem is bound to make ya