《Dream Girl》歌词

[00:00:00] The following song is brought to you by chex mix

[00:00:04] Some dude once said that love is a many funny things

[00:00:10] I know there's a perfect girl out there for me

[00:00:11] Cuz I see her in my dreams

[00:00:13] Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one

[00:00:14] Out there for me

[00:00:17] My love

[00:00:17] Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

[00:00:19] Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

[00:00:19] When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus

[00:00:21] Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros

[00:00:22] Dream girl so beautiful lips all crumby

[00:00:23] Skin like asphalt nose so runny

[00:00:24] Thick thighs no waist not a care in the world

[00:00:25] You not crazy girl you just my baby girl

[00:00:26] If you envision in sweats with the neon patch

[00:00:29] Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth

[00:00:30] Rainbow poncho the female tonto

[00:00:31] Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

[00:00:33] Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one

[00:00:35] Out there for me

[00:00:36] My love

[00:00:36] You got your cellphone ring set to s*x and the city

[00:00:40] You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty

[00:00:41] Straight drippin' your turquoise my santa fe queen

[00:00:42] One short leg you got the santa fe lean

[00:00:45] It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

[00:00:46] And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek

[00:00:49] You like cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

[00:00:50] Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig

[00:00:52] Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

[00:00:54] Little rascal how'd you get screwed to the deck

[00:00:57] You put away slurpees like a trash can

[00:01:02] Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and

[00:01:08] I like that

[00:01:08] Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend

[00:01:09] I like that

[00:01:09] Yellin' at the walls of make pretend

[00:01:11] I like that

[00:01:14] Tellin' you to stop it then you don't

[00:01:19] You said you gonna stop it in my sleep

[00:01:24] But you won't

[00:01:25] Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash

[00:01:27] Just a big ol' bag of trash

[00:01:27] I thought you look like a bag of trash

[00:02:00] Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

[00:02:06] Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon

[00:02:07] Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of chex mix

[00:02:08] And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

[00:02:11] Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were british

[00:02:12] Never take the chex mix cuz you always get skinnish

[00:02:14] Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous

[00:02:17] No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but chex mix

[00:02:19] Chex mix number one food snack in the land

[00:02:23] It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

[00:02:24] Chex mix at your local grocer buy your box

[00:02:25] Your family will all say

[00:02:26] Chex mix rocks

[00:02:26] Chex mix your the snack for me your the only one

[00:02:28] I'll ever eat or buy

[00:02:29] Chex mix your delicious you got 60 less fat than potato chips

[00:02:47] The end