《108封神演义》歌词

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[00:00:04] 闻太师要亲自去兵兵伐西岐

[00:00:08] 当他把令箭抓起来的时候

[00:00:11] 老太师有点儿为难了

[00:00:14] 他为什么难呢

[00:00:16] 自己要离开朝哥

[00:00:19] 那京城空虚啊

[00:00:21] 现在东南两路诸侯

[00:00:24] 闹腾的挺厉害呀

[00:00:26] 遍观不实啊

[00:00:28] 打来急报

[00:00:30] 请求援军

[00:00:32] 现在有点儿顾首难顾尾呀

[00:00:36] 太师一想

[00:00:37] 我还不能离开朝歌城

[00:00:40] 可张桂芳呢

[00:00:41] 十分吃紧

[00:00:43] 怎么办呢

[00:00:44] 自己打定了一个主意

[00:00:47] 他想啊

[00:00:48] 求两个道友帮忙倒稀奇

[00:00:52] 祝张桂芳一臂之力

[00:00:55] 他把太师府的事情安排了一下

[00:00:58] 然后跨上墨麒麟

[00:01:01] 他找朋友去了

[00:01:04] 那么这时候稀奇怎么样了

[00:01:07] 将城墙不是打了大胜仗吗

[00:01:10] 啊

[00:01:10] 回城之后是按功行赏啊

[00:01:13] 子牙心里特别清楚

[00:01:15] 别看张桂芳吃了败仗

[00:01:18] 常言说得好

[00:01:19] 胜败兵家常事

[00:01:22] 但是他知道

[00:01:24] 张桂芳这一拜啊

[00:01:27] 那文采是肯定

[00:01:29] 发援军哪

[00:01:32] Dei 派兵来住他

[00:01:34] 张桂芳败了等于文坛失败了一样啊

[00:01:39] 他怎么能就这样轻易把我稀奇放过

[00:01:43] 自己啊

[00:01:44] 更加小心

[00:01:45] 又重新部署了一番

[00:01:49] 这时

[00:01:49] 哪吒就提醒姜子牙

[00:01:52] 师叔

[00:01:52] 您可别忘了

[00:01:54] 我师父在我下山的时候

[00:01:57] 他再三叮嘱

[00:01:58] 教您无论如何抽时间

[00:02:02] 得去一趟昆仑山

[00:02:05] 可能是老祖爷

[00:02:06] 元始天尊有什么要事找您商议

[00:02:11] 子牙一听

[00:02:13] 我知道

[00:02:15] 丝毫也没敢懈怠啊

[00:02:18] 我马上

[00:02:20] 就去朝拜恩师

[00:02:22] 说完了子牙

[00:02:24] 跟武王打了一个招呼

[00:02:28] 然后跟文武众将又计议了一番

[00:02:32] 告诉他们现在无论什么事情

[00:02:36] 哎

[00:02:36] 都不要来找我

[00:02:38] 多则三五日

[00:02:40] 少则一两天

[00:02:42] 我要闭门不纳可

[00:02:45] 我要处理点自己的私事

[00:02:49] 谁也没敢多问

[00:02:51] 子牙安排完了之后是香汤沐浴

[00:02:54] 沐浴更衣啊

[00:02:57] 然后嘱咐哪吒

[00:02:59] 一定要协作文武

[00:03:02] 守住城池

[00:03:04] 丝毫也不能大意

[00:03:07] 自己呀

[00:03:08] 姐遁光离开西岐城

[00:03:12] 就来到了昆仑山

[00:03:15] 导语

[00:03:15] 徐工钱收着中光

[00:03:17] 打立着身上的尘土

[00:03:19] 这是公门一开白

[00:03:21] 浩彤儿打里边儿出来了

[00:03:25] 键子牙

[00:03:26] 十里师叔一向可好

[00:03:28] 吼吼

[00:03:29] 哎呀

[00:03:31] 不容易啊

[00:03:32] 怎么不容易

[00:03:34] 自己下山这么长时间啦

[00:03:36] 我朝天都想啊

[00:03:38] 到昆仑山来筹办恩施啊

[00:03:42] 可是得不出功夫来

[00:03:45] 百号通二啊

[00:03:47] 了了

[00:03:48] 池叔

[00:03:48] 您来得正好

[00:03:51] 我师父

[00:03:53] 在等着您呢

[00:03:55] 从而把姜子牙给赔到长寿宫

[00:03:57] 先见见南极老寿星

[00:04:00] 哥俩一件

[00:04:00] 特别亲热

[00:04:01] 还客气了一番

[00:04:03] 客气什么呀

[00:04:04] 老寿星a 给他道贺

[00:04:08] 说你做了人间宰相啊

[00:04:10] 百官之首辅佐民主啊

[00:04:13] 兄弟啊

[00:04:14] 我得向你祝贺呀

[00:04:17] 贤弟啊

[00:04:18] 宰相这副担子可不轻啊

[00:04:21] 你一定要遵照老师的指教啊

[00:04:26] 上报国家下安黎庶善待百官呢

[00:04:31] 只压不住的点头

[00:04:33] 师兄哪里知道

[00:04:34] 别看我现在在西岐城官拜首相

[00:04:40] 可是我一时一刻也没王乐昆仑山呢

[00:04:45] 因为我的纤缘太浅了

[00:04:48] 哎

[00:04:48] 没有资格呀

[00:04:50] 再在玉虚宫这儿修炼下去

[00:04:54] 师兄

[00:04:55] 我跟您说实话

[00:04:57] 我为什么要想玉虚宫

[00:04:58] 哎

[00:05:00] 您说这多好

[00:05:01] 当年我在这儿学到的时候

[00:05:04] 您亲眼看着

[00:05:07] 莫劈柴呀担水啊

[00:05:10] 点一点炼丹的炉子

[00:05:12] 门来山前观虎斗

[00:05:14] 闲时林中听鸟悬

[00:05:16] 哪是时候收收桃园

[00:05:19] 甭说别的呀

[00:05:20] 师兄就这儿的空气呀

[00:05:23] 哪儿也比不了啊

[00:05:25] 哥儿俩说笑了一番

[00:05:28] 老寿星去到里面给通禀

[00:05:32] 然后领着姜子牙来拜见元始天尊

[00:05:36] 她故意倒在莲台之前

[00:05:41] 先问

[00:05:42] 老天尊的经安呢

[00:05:45] 天尊叫他平身

[00:05:47] 告诉姜子牙

[00:05:49] 说我这次把你叫上山来

[00:05:52] 是有一件要事相通

[00:05:57] 那么我们在33 层天

[00:06:00] 阿仙都

[00:06:02] 那儿举行了一次会议

[00:06:06] 哎

[00:06:06] 油玉皇大帝领着

[00:06:08] 当时与会者是太上老君、元始天尊、通天教主a

[00:06:13] 还有女娲娘娘

[00:06:16] 商讨了一番封神榜的事

[00:06:20] 那么这个事情呢

[00:06:22] 由于黄大地

[00:06:24] 主张

[00:06:26] 由我来啊

[00:06:27] 去斩

[00:06:27] 将封神为师

[00:06:29] 我就把这个事情托付给你落

[00:06:33] 你要好自为之

[00:06:35] 说完吩咐老绍兴把封神党拿过来

[00:06:40] 哎哟

[00:06:42] 警察一听

[00:06:43] 二次跪倒

[00:06:45] 他是诚惶诚恐啊

[00:06:48] 怎么回事儿呢

[00:06:49] 姜子牙想

[00:06:50] 就凭我这40年的倒也

[00:06:53] 我能办得了这么大的大

[00:06:55] 是吗

[00:06:57] 他想要推脱几句

[00:06:59] 看了一看老寿星

[00:07:00] 南极老寿星

[00:07:03] 冲他摆了摆手

[00:07:05] 意思之间是告诉他

[00:07:07] 呃

[00:07:07] 你不要说什么客观理由a

[00:07:10] 不接这封神榜

[00:07:12] 那可不行啊

[00:07:14] 可姜子牙也得说几句呀

[00:07:18] 嗯

[00:07:18] 是啊

[00:07:19] 这弟子道业太浅了

[00:07:23] 难以服众

[00:07:25] 我怎么能办得了这么大的大事

[00:07:29] 光是听说

[00:07:31] 听师兄南极老寿星念叨过

[00:07:33] 上天缺少365 位正神

[00:07:37] 那么需要呢

[00:07:39] 老师亲自下山斩将封神

[00:07:42] 师傅

[00:07:43] 把这个事情交给自己

[00:07:45] 这也是应该的

[00:07:46] 常言说得好

[00:07:47] 有事弟子服其劳吗

[00:07:50] 恩施这是器重我呀

[00:07:52] 但是自己的能力太强了

[00:07:56] 老太史弟弟的声音告诉他

[00:07:59] 你不要担心

[00:08:01] 啊

[00:08:01] 恩施啊

[00:08:03] 一定要助你一臂之力

[00:08:07] 姜子牙叩头谢恩

[00:08:10] 把封神榜接过来

[00:08:12] 这封神榜封着呢

[00:08:14] 没打开啊

[00:08:15] 什么内容

[00:08:16] 写出什么神仙谁什么名字

[00:08:20] 一盖

[00:08:21] 看不见也不敢看

[00:08:23] 即便这时候姜子牙打开看

[00:08:25] 恐怕他也看不明白

[00:08:27] 因为什么

[00:08:28] 那封神榜的字体写的太花哨了

[00:08:31] 天书吗

[00:08:33] 谁也看不懂

[00:08:36] 那么子牙呢

[00:08:37] 把封神榜双手怎么1 to

[00:08:42] 站立起来

[00:08:44] 领命告辞

[00:08:46] 他刚一转身

[00:08:47] 元始天尊把他给叫住了

[00:08:50] 将杀恩师

[00:08:54] 你要是手捧封神榜此次下山

[00:08:58] 为师还要交代几句

[00:09:01] 你要在西奇山附近

[00:09:04] 修起一座封神台

[00:09:09] 那么你再由昆仑回去的时候

[00:09:12] 啊

[00:09:13] 路过西海

[00:09:14] 那有人等着你

[00:09:16] 你把它收留下来

[00:09:18] 让他看管封神台

[00:09:21] 还有一诗

[00:09:23] 当你离开玉虚宫

[00:09:25] 如果身后有人招呼你

[00:09:28] 你千万不要大声啊

[00:09:31] 不管他怎么叫

[00:09:32] 都不能理他

[00:09:34] 如果你要是和他一搭话

[00:09:37] 恐怕就给你稀奇

[00:09:40] 带来许多灾祸

[00:09:44] 子牙一一领命

[00:09:47] 元始天尊吩咐完了

[00:09:50] 把双睛一闭

[00:09:52] 又不说话哦

[00:09:53] 就这么几句话啊

[00:09:55] 常言说得好

[00:09:56] 贵人羽化值啊

[00:09:58] 再说了

[00:09:59] 那是元始天尊呢

[00:10:01] 有事儿没事儿坐这儿跟你瞎侃半个时辰

[00:10:04] 哪那事儿啊

[00:10:07] 那么子牙也不敢哪

[00:10:10] 在这儿过久的耽搁

[00:10:13] 扣头十里

[00:10:16] 随后跟老寿星一起退出来了

[00:10:20] 找一块黄云缎

[00:10:22] 把这个封神榜包上

[00:10:24] 包好之后斜肩带背往身上这么一杯

[00:10:30] 他知道这个比什么都重要

[00:10:34] 甚至于重要的呀

[00:10:35] 胜似自己的生命

[00:10:38] 这老寿星不用嘱咐因为什么

[00:10:41] 因为他知道这个小师弟姜子牙

[00:10:44] 甭管办什么事情

[00:10:46] 都是有条有理

[00:10:49] 十分认真

[00:10:51] 子牙问老寿星

[00:10:54] 呃

[00:10:54] 师兄

[00:10:55] 您还有什么吩咐啊

[00:10:57] 嗨

[00:10:58] 老寿星微微一笑

[00:11:00] 贤弟啊

[00:11:02] 我还吩咐什么

[00:11:03] 该说的恩师把话都说了

[00:11:07] 如果说与熊要嘱咐你几句的话

[00:11:10] 你可要

[00:11:12] 十分重视

[00:11:15] 这道封神榜啊

[00:11:17] 这可不是一件小事情啊

[00:11:19] 贤弟

[00:11:21] 恩师把这么大的大事托付给你了

[00:11:25] 这是对你多么大的气中啊

[00:11:28] 你这是代天行事啊

[00:11:30] 贤弟

[00:11:31] 如果你要把天上360 为正神

[00:11:35] 锋齐之后

[00:11:38] 我的好兄弟

[00:11:40] 你就是

[00:11:41] 众神之首啦

[00:11:44] 娜可比你这个当今宰相

[00:11:48] 又不知道高出多少倍啊

[00:11:52] 诗诗啊

[00:11:54] 过去不是有一桶石碑吗

[00:11:56] 背上写着一行大字

[00:11:58] 太公在此

[00:12:00] 诸神退位啊

[00:12:02] 什么神仙见着姜子牙

[00:12:06] 哎

[00:12:06] 都得客客气气啊

[00:12:08] 回避一下

[00:12:10] 子牙呀

[00:12:12] 是又高兴又担心

[00:12:14] 高兴呢

[00:12:16] 恩施啊

[00:12:17] 这么重用自己

[00:12:19] 担心呐

[00:12:21] 就凭我这点儿到夜啊

[00:12:24] 在昆仑山学道40年

[00:12:27] 我能办得了这么大的大事儿吗

[00:12:30] 他也不敢再絮叨了

[00:12:33] 只得点头答应

[00:12:35] 呃

[00:12:36] 师兄

[00:12:36] 小弟我已经下辣

[00:12:39] 我给您告辞了

[00:12:41] 老绍兴把他送出玉虚宫

[00:12:45] 子牙已经啊走出老远去了

[00:12:49] 南极老寿星又把他给叫回来了

[00:12:53] 子牙不知道什么事儿啊

[00:12:55] 哎

[00:12:56] 师兄

[00:12:57] 您还有什么吩咐啊

[00:13:00] 老寿星摆摆手

[00:13:01] 不是吩咐

[00:13:02] 我想起来了

[00:13:03] 刚才恩施不是对你说了吗

[00:13:07] 你要是离开玉虚宫

[00:13:09] 走到半路上

[00:13:10] 如果有人招呼你

[00:13:12] 你可千万别大声啊

[00:13:15] 如果你要一搭理他

[00:13:18] 那你可就

[00:13:19] 肃静不了啦

[00:13:22] 哦

[00:13:22] 哦哦

[00:13:24] 子牙点头称谢

[00:13:26] 师兄

[00:13:27] 小弟我记下了

[00:13:29] 我怎么敢违背师命

[00:13:31] 哎

[00:13:31] 甭管他谁

[00:13:32] 怎么教我

[00:13:33] 我绝不答应

[00:13:34] 那好

[00:13:34] 去吧

[00:13:35] 啊

[00:13:36] 多多保重啊

[00:13:37] 哎呀

[00:13:38] 师兄

[00:13:38] 您什么时候有时间

[00:13:40] 呃

[00:13:40] 请到西岐城玩儿两天

[00:13:42] 老师

[00:13:43] 我听一听

[00:13:43] 哎

[00:13:43] 那地方我最好少去

[00:13:47] 姜子牙离开玉虚宫

[00:13:50] 啊

[00:13:50] 大踏步的

[00:13:52] 走下昆仑山

[00:13:55] 刚走的山楂半张一

[00:13:58] 就听身后有人喊叫

[00:14:01] 哎呀呀

[00:14:03] 前面走的可是

[00:14:06] 子牙公爷

[00:14:10] 姜子牙一愣

[00:14:13] 哎呀

[00:14:15] 师傅

[00:14:16] 这话可真准呐

[00:14:18] 我这还没离开昆仑山呢

[00:14:21] 还没等自己假启动光呢

[00:14:24] 啊

[00:14:25] 后边就有人叫我

[00:14:27] 什么子牙公

[00:14:30] 呲牙心想

[00:14:32] 呃

[00:14:32] 不能打岔

[00:14:34] 师傅说了要一搭话

[00:14:37] 肯定啊

[00:14:38] 就惹来祸端

[00:14:41] 你这太可怕了

[00:14:42] 不理他

[00:14:44] 哎哎

[00:14:45] 我教你呢

[00:14:47] 前面可视

[00:14:49] 将城乡

[00:14:52] 子牙一想

[00:14:53] 我才当了几天丞相

[00:14:56] 姓姜的当丞相

[00:14:58] 救我啊

[00:14:59] 不言语

[00:15:01] 后面这位有点儿不高兴了

[00:15:03] 啊

[00:15:06] 怎么这人这么耳背吗

[00:15:08] 不至于啊

[00:15:10] 我连呼两声

[00:15:11] 怎么都不理我

[00:15:13] 前面走的可是江沙

[00:15:17] 子牙一想

[00:15:19] 这不能不搭茬儿

[00:15:21] 怎么将上

[00:15:23] 那就是我姓姜名尚字子牙啊

[00:15:28] 你教我的字

[00:15:30] 啊

[00:15:31] 教我的这个官衔儿

[00:15:32] 我都可以不答应

[00:15:34] 这叫名字了

[00:15:36] 子牙站住

[00:15:39] 粘住他

[00:15:39] 一想

[00:15:40] 不行

[00:15:42] 怎么不粘

[00:15:43] 师傅这样嘱咐

[00:15:46] 离开玉虚宫的时候

[00:15:49] 诗歌南极老寿星还再三叮嘱呢

[00:15:54] 我怎么了这是

[00:15:55] 不理他

[00:15:57] 疼疼疼的头还往前走

[00:15:59] 而且加快了脚步

[00:16:02] 后面这位火了

[00:16:05] 哎呀呀

[00:16:07] 这还了得呀啊

[00:16:09] 你才下山几天呢

[00:16:12] 你才败了几天的成像啊

[00:16:16] 你就不认人啦

[00:16:18] 穷困潦倒再朝哥不是你吗

[00:16:21] 挑着照例挑子满街嚷嚷

[00:16:24] 一把罩里都卖不出去

[00:16:26] 叫你媳妇把你骂的狗血喷头

[00:16:29] 你才朝歌城火烧琵琶精

[00:16:32] 不是我暗自助你一臂之力

[00:16:34] 就你那点道行你烧的了吗

[00:16:37] 你

[00:16:37] 你才吃了几天饱饭

[00:16:39] 你就不认得大铁勺啦

[00:16:42] 哎哟

[00:16:44] 这位是一边儿走着在后边一边数着这位京城将本来要在不大声啊

[00:16:50] 人家就破口大骂了

[00:16:53] 子牙真想站住

[00:16:55] 回头看看这人是谁

[00:16:58] 自己想啊

[00:16:59] 不行

[00:17:01] 他骂就骂呗啊

[00:17:03] 不能打话

[00:17:06] 别把师父的嘱咐给王了

[00:17:08] 这刚离开玉虚宫啊

[00:17:11] 我哪能随便乱搭声啊

[00:17:14] 买罩里怎么了

[00:17:16] 买罩里的主儿有的是

[00:17:18] 没开张管我不开张啊

[00:17:21] 火烧琵琶精

[00:17:22] 火烧琵琶精

[00:17:23] 我烧的

[00:17:25] 米助一臂之力

[00:17:27] 你在哪儿住的

[00:17:29] 我咋没发现呢

[00:17:31] 不理他

[00:17:33] 子牙牙一咬

[00:17:34] 心一横

[00:17:36] 低着头吭吭继续往前走

[00:17:39] He he

[00:17:41] 后面这位暗自点了点头

[00:17:43] 怎么回事儿

[00:17:45] 他有点儿服了

[00:17:47] 浙江成像有出手的呀

[00:17:50] 扎一锥子不出血啊

[00:17:52] 哈哈哈

[00:17:54] 根本不理这茬儿

[00:17:56] 后面这位也火了

[00:17:58] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:18:00] 姜尚

[00:18:00] 姜子牙

[00:18:02] 你不是不理人吗

[00:18:04] 那好

[00:18:06] 我也不想搭理你了

[00:18:08] 根本我就不想理你

[00:18:11] 因为什么

[00:18:11] 你是一个忘恩负义的小人

[00:18:15] 说实话吧

[00:18:17] 姜子牙

[00:18:18] 交朋友我都不交你

[00:18:20] 为什么这么说

[00:18:22] 你当了宰相啊

[00:18:24] 享尽人间富贵

[00:18:26] 官拜百官之首

[00:18:29] 你整天乌啼啊啼骆驼

[00:18:30] T 的在那辆份儿啊

[00:18:33] 你忘了贫贱之交不可忘

[00:18:36] 糟糠之妻不下堂啊

[00:18:39] 你当了宰相

[00:18:41] 你老婆都不要啦啊

[00:18:44] 弟妹

[00:18:45] 你别哭了

[00:18:47] 今天

[00:18:48] 我给你做主

[00:18:50] 让你们夫妻重新和好

[00:18:53] 姜子牙要敢不认账

[00:18:56] 怎么办

[00:18:57] 我拉着她到玉虚宫

[00:19:00] 啊

[00:19:00] 看祖师爷

[00:19:02] 怎么安排

[00:19:04] 或这位口气不小啊

[00:19:07] 就这两句话

[00:19:09] 子牙听得清清楚楚

[00:19:12] 当时啊

[00:19:13] 他那个头嗡的一下

[00:19:15] 就大了

[00:19:16] 眼前有点发黑呀

[00:19:19] 听说这什么人呢

[00:19:21] 对我这么知根知底

[00:19:23] 而且跟我称兄道弟

[00:19:26] 怎么还把马氏夫人给带来了

[00:19:29] 可不能把马氏带这儿来

[00:19:32] 哎

[00:19:33] 我们已经

[00:19:34] 我们已经你东我西两分离了

[00:19:37] 我亲手写了休书了啊

[00:19:41] 这不能搭理他呀

[00:19:43] 马是有名铁扫帚啊

[00:19:46] 他扫到昆仑山来了

[00:19:48] 这谁受得了啊

[00:19:50] 当时他一着急

[00:19:52] 一上火

[00:19:52] 眼前一发黑

[00:19:54] 把师傅告诉的话

[00:19:56] 师兄

[00:19:57] 南极老寿星的内翻嘱咐全骂到九霄云外去了

[00:20:01] 子牙站住了

[00:20:03] 他扭项回头

[00:20:04] 这么一看

[00:20:06] 哎哟

[00:20:09] 不由得暗自一跺脚

[00:20:10] 我党是谁原来是他呀

[00:20:14] 嗯

[00:20:15] 后边喊姜子牙

[00:20:17] 这位是谁呀

[00:20:19] 是姜丞相的亲师兄弟

[00:20:21] 被元始天尊开除了的那位申公豹嗨呀

[00:20:28] 师兄啊

[00:20:29] 你开的这是什么玩笑

[00:20:32] 说着话子牙

[00:20:34] 4 Y 1 劲儿直撒吗

[00:20:37] 他找谁

[00:20:38] 他看见马是在哪儿站着

[00:20:40] 讷慎公报仰天大笑

[00:20:43] 哈哈哈

[00:20:44] 贤弟你终于搭话啊

[00:20:48] 我要是不把弟妹提出来

[00:20:50] 你能站住吗

[00:20:52] 你能搭理我吗啊

[00:20:54] 唉呀呀

[00:20:56] 师兄哎

[00:20:57] 你这算何意

[00:20:59] 我没有什么和一

[00:21:00] 我就想跟你呀

[00:21:02] 说说话

[00:21:04] 你我兄弟分手这么长时间了啊

[00:21:08] 我正想要到西旗去看望你

[00:21:12] 子牙一听

[00:21:14] 哎呀

[00:21:14] 师兄

[00:21:15] 呢

[00:21:16] 我十分欢迎你

[00:21:17] 先别欢迎

[00:21:19] 你知道我看你为什么

[00:21:21] 为什么呀

[00:21:23] 我告诉你一声儿

[00:21:24] 别在西旗那儿干啦

[00:21:26] 好武王姬发是黄牙孺子

[00:21:30] 他自立武王

[00:21:33] 那冲撞了朝廷

[00:21:35] 天子纣王已经震怒了

[00:21:39] 要向他问罪

[00:21:41] 你说你这份丞相当的窝囊不窝囊

[00:21:45] 走走走

[00:21:46] 跟愚兄我一块儿到朝歌城

[00:21:50] 咱们去辅佐纣王天子

[00:21:54] 子牙一听

[00:21:55] 连连摆手

[00:21:56] 哎呀

[00:21:57] 道兄

[00:21:57] 你别开玩笑了

[00:21:59] 怎么刚才你不是在我后面还嚷嚷吗

[00:22:03] 嚷嚷什么呀

[00:22:04] 你说火烧琵琶精的事儿

[00:22:06] 我已经冲撞得罪了妲己娘娘

[00:22:10] 他要把我杀了

[00:22:11] 我是借水遁逃出来的

[00:22:13] 还算了算了

[00:22:14] 你那点小事儿还能瞒得了我骂我都知道

[00:22:18] 你放心吧

[00:22:20] 哎

[00:22:20] 赵王爷好

[00:22:21] 答题娘娘也好

[00:22:22] 他们不计前嫌

[00:22:24] 我保举你

[00:22:26] 不但没有性命之忧

[00:22:28] 我还让你丫a 官复原职

[00:22:32] 上朝哥去当宰相

[00:22:35] 你看怎么样

[00:22:37] 不行啊

[00:22:38] 赵兄

[00:22:39] 我还有重任在肩的

[00:22:43] 你还有什么重任呢

[00:22:45] 我奉师命啊

[00:22:47] 斩将封神小弟我

[00:22:50] 身上背着一到封神榜

[00:22:54] 听到这儿啊

[00:22:55] 申公豹俩眼直放光

[00:22:58] 心说

[00:22:58] 我就为J 来的

[00:23:00] 哎呀

[00:23:01] 炎帝哪有

[00:23:02] 何方三点把火把它烧了

[00:23:05] 然后呢

[00:23:06] 我兄弟动身

[00:23:08] 投奔朝歌