《Harper Valley PTA》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley PTA (PTA哈珀谷) - Country Crusaders

[00:00:09] I want to tell you all the story

[00:00:11] 'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:00:13] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:19] Who attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:24] Well her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:00:28] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:32] And she said "Mom I got a note here

[00:00:35] From the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:00:40] Well the note says "Mrs Johnson

[00:00:42] You're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:48] It's reported you've been drinkin'

[00:00:49] And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild"

[00:00:55] "And we don't believe you ought to be

[00:00:58] A bringin' up your little girl this way"

[00:01:03] And it was signed by the secretary

[00:01:06] Harper Valley PTA

[00:01:11] Well it happened that the PTA

[00:01:13] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:19] And they were sure surprised

[00:01:20] When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:01:26] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:29] I can still recall the words she had to say

[00:01:34] She said "I'd like to address this meeting

[00:01:36] Of the Harper Valley PTA"

[00:01:42] "Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there

[00:01:44] And seven times he asked me for a date

[00:01:50] And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice

[00:01:53] Whenever he's away"

[00:01:57] "And Mr Baker can you tell us

[00:02:00] Why your secretary had to leave this town

[00:02:05] And shouldn't widow Jones be told

[00:02:07] To keep her window shades all pulled completely down

[00:02:13] "Well Mr Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:15] 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

[00:02:21] And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:02:23] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin"

[00:02:28] "And then you have the nerve to tell me

[00:02:31] You think that as a mother I'm not fit

[00:02:36] Well this is just a little Payton Place

[00:02:39] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

[00:02:44] No I wouldn't put you on

[00:02:46] Because it really did it happened just this way

[00:02:52] That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

[00:02:59] That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA